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GulliverBFG
Older than the Internet itself.
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Account Name: GulliverBFG
Time Zone: USA MST (UTC -7) or MDT (UTC-6)
Favorite weapon: Valiance
Favorite role: Mostly gunner, but I play mixed style when necessary.
Guild: Precious Light
Previous Guild: Im With Stupid/Vindictam
In Game Goals Meet new people, Beat Vana Solo, Complete Operation Crimson Hammer
:: Finding Me
  • My ingame name is GulliverBFG.
  • I play at different times, but most days between 6PM-Midnight in Mountain Time. Sometimes earlier, sometimes later.
  • I live in New Mexico, in the United States of America.
  • New Mexico is in Mountain Standard Time (UTC-7) from November 4th to March 3rd, and Mountain Daylight Time (UTC-6) from March 3rd to November 4th. To see the time where I live, go to ["http://www.time.gov/" "Time.gov"] and click on Mountain.
  • In SK, I like to roost in in the arcade, near the Krogmo dude.
  • Sometimes I like to sit in the garden.
  • I usually avoid places where the traders and beggars hang out.
  • You can find me in front of the auction house if my friends and guild mates are already there.
  • I will sometimes lock to friends.
  • I will not often lock to guild, but if you join my solo game. I assume you will join me to hang out and socialize, not to simply raid the level, then leave.
  • E-mail: Would you really like to know more?

Introduction

This page is full of ideas and observations about this game. It is more like a codex than a user page. I will keep chipping away at this until my personal style is reflected. Anyone who understands all this will eventually be able to understand who I am, what I expect, and how they can play with me in harmony. If I am in a certain mood when I write something, and it seems "overly passionate" shall we say, then it could be I was inspired by a bad experience in game. Try coming back later to see the edited version.

Personal Code of Conduct

  • I will always revive my party members... Until they prove they are not worth reviving.
  • If I am the party leader, I will always warn a player before kicking them.
  • After the warning, I sometimes count to three before kicking a player. Usually this is after they refuse to get on the lift, or if they start begging to be tabbed or whatever.
  • I will always RSVP to join offers, unless I am in the middle of a danger room, or AFK, etc.
  • I will always respond to direct messages, unless I am in the middle of a danger room, or AFK, etc.
  • My allegiances in SK are, in order... To my family, to my friends, to my guild, to myself.
  • If you are in my guild and also a friend, then you get double points.

Expectations

  • If you play with me, then you will learn that I expect a few simple things. Unselfish play, common courtesy, and self-awareness. I will elaborate on these concepts later.
  • My expectation is this is a COOP game. That means to be played well, it requires some teamwork. Good teams require time and practice to get really good. I am looking for such team players. Four good quality players, acting as a unit, not just random acts of violence.
  • When I am the party leader, it is MY GAME. The party leader gets to decide who can go, when to go, and if the party leader says stop, then you stop. Run off like a selfish prig, and you may get kicked.
  • Refuse to pick up crystal, crowns or mats, and you will be kicked. These items are shared by all members of the party.
  • I expect you to stay alive. I will revive anybody once, but if you die repeatedly, then I will not ruin my game just to keep you alive. Normal players get unlimited revives, as I anticipate I will need them to revive me too. Selfish or incompetent players get none. Why would I want to give you half my health if you are just going to squander it?
  • Don't waste my time, health or energy.
  • Don't act like a jerk. Calling other people names makes you a jerk.
  • Communicate like a gracious human being.
  • Treat people like human beings. Behind the keyboards, we are all real people.
  • Be patient. This game is not a race to see who can make more crowns the fastest. Time spent well is well spent time. Do not waste my time by begging me to rush through levels. I may just leave, or perhaps kick you if I am the party leader.

Friends and Guilds

Friend

  • Getting on my friend list is easy. Just talk to me, or play with me. If you are on my friends list, then you start out with my full trust and respect. If you abuse that trust, or do not earn that respect, then I may choose to remove you from my list.
  • My friends list is MY PERSONAL GUILD. I get to decide who stays and who goes.
  • If you are in my guild, you may or may not get to stay on my friends list. You still have to earn that privilege. Please don't have a sissy fit if I do not deem you worthy of friendship, I will still get your back in guild missions.

Guild

  • If we are in the same guild, then you will get special consideration. You get more rope, cause we are teammates. However, the amount of rope I have to give is finite. If you are selfish, incompetent, or immature, then I may refuse to play with you. Guild or no guild.

Good behaviors

  • Come prepared to play. Have the correct gear for the mission.
  • Be patient.
  • Be polite.
  • Speak when spoken to. This dropping in and out of missions without a word is not cool. If you join, say hello, make a new friend... be a human being.

Bad Behaviors

Perform these bad behaviors consistently, and you will get kicked from my friends list, and I will also advocate to get you kicked from any guild.

  • Begging.
  • Casting Epithets. (Name calling)
  • Join spamming.
  • Failure to communicate, before, during or after a mission.
  • Failure to follow the party leaders instructions. Assuming they are reasonable.
  • Join, play a little, maybe get revved, then leave suddenly cause you think something else might be more interesting. Just like any sport, finish the game. Or in this case FINISH THE LEVEL.
  • Stupidity. Wouldn't it be nice if there was a common yardstick for this? In most cases, that will be failure to learn the basics, or perhaps intentional deficiency. Like you just don't care enough to try to care. To me, that is an expression of stupidity. If you say "Huh?" when addressed with a perfectly obvious statement, that is a sign to me that you are possibly stupid. "Huh?" is an expression reserved for abject disbelief, or of course for morons to use in lieu of any other sentence.

About Me

I have been gaming longer than most players have been alive.

I prefer genuine coop, which is why I like SK so much. I like games that allow me to contain my gaming time into manageable chunks. Another reason I like SK.

I want to find a posse to run with who knows how to work together, and still relax and have fun. It would be nice to find a regular group.

I carry a Valiance just about everywhere, then tailor the other armor and weapons to match where I am going. Most people underrate the Valiance because they only value the faster kill. But the combination of accuracy, push back and high normal damage makes the Valiance a go to gun anytime I am in a tough spot. It actually has a higher damage point per hit than many specialty elemental weapons.

I usually wear my trusty mining hat, so that is one way you will know me when you see me.

I have soloed my way through every level in the regular game now, except the final battle with Vanaduke. I also have not yet done a Shadow Lairs, and I have yet to complete Operation Crimson Hammer.

I am still looking for an Extra Tall Modifier, because in real life, I am seven feet tall. As of: GulliverBFG 20:39, 29 August 2012 (UTC)


Philosophy

Philosophy? You may ask what philosophy has to do with gaming. I would counter, How can you truly be a gamer without a philosophy about gaming? What kind of gamer are you?

Maturity does not always follow age, but usually it does. It would be great to meet some older gamers. I joined a forum called The Older Gamers (TOG), but not much has come from that yet. I doubt it is realistic to find anyone my age in SK, but if there are other older gamers in here, say at least 25 or so, then I am looking for you people. People who speak in sentences, and not textese.

I was born in 1966, three years before man landed on the moon, and three years before the launch of ARPA net, the predescessor to the Internet. I got access to one of the first PCs when I was a teenager. I have played many games since then.

Coop is the best game mode. That is what I think. Even a tough sprite plays by certain rules, and thus can be beaten, and then beaten consistently. Human players adapt and cheat, so while they are more more challenging, playing deathmatch is not really an escape from real life. Human opponents do not always play honorably, and to me things like spawn kills, etc, are unforgivable sins. Just as I would not pick on a child, I would also not disrespect a weaker opponent.

Like any team sport, it goes better if the team is organized, and has a game plan. That means talking... What a tall order in this world of sound byte children.

Random and malicious violence can get the job done, but when it comes time to beat a serious boss, come up with a game plan, and share your knowledge. I enjoy playing more with a group that works well together, than just a bunch of indie slayers. Good teams can have teamwork in any game, but coop games encourage it. Spiral Knights is one of the best "simple" coop games ever devised.

SK quote by GulliverBFG

"All beggars are newbies, but not all newbies are beggars." "There can be only one GM."

Loadout

You can see some of my gear listed below, I may add drop lists later.

:: Loadout
  • Valiance Equipment-Valiance icon.png
  • Umbra Driver Equipment-Umbra Driver icon.png
  • Nova Driver Equipment-Nova Driver icon.png
  • Hail Driver Equipment-Hail Driver icon.png
  • Storm Driver Equipment-Storm Driver icon.png
  • Magma Driver Equipment-Magma Driver icon.png
  • Silversix Equipment-Silversix icon.png
  • Blackhawk Equipment-Blackhawk icon.png
  • Blitz Needle Equipment-Blitz Needle icon.png
  • Heavy Pulsar Equipment-Heavy Pulsar icon.png
  • Leviathan Blade Equipment-Leviathan Blade icon.png
  • Wild Hunting Blade Equipment-Wild Hunting Blade icon.png
  • Divine Avenger Equipment-Divine Avenger icon.png
  • Acheron Equipment-Acheron icon.png
  • Dark_Thorn_Blade Equipment-Dark Thorn Blade icon.png
  • Nitronome Equipment-Nitronome icon.png
  • Venom Veiler Equipment-Venom Veiler icon.png
  • Dark Briar Barrage Equipment-Dark Briar Barrage icon.png
  • Scintillating Sun Shards Equipment-Scintillating Sun Shards icon.png
  • Azure Guardian Helm Equipment-Azure Guardian Helm icon.png
  • Deadshot Chapeau Equipment-Deadshot Chapeau icon.png
  • Azure Guardian Armor Equipment-Azure Guardian Armor icon.png
  • Nameless Poncho Equipment-Nameless Poncho icon.png
  • Radiant Silvermail Equipment-Radiant Silvermail icon.png
  • Silversix Equipment-Silversix icon.png
  • Aegis Equipment-Aegis icon.png
  • Grey Owlite Shield Shield Equipment-Grey Owlite Shield icon.png
  • Dragon Scale Shield Equipment-Dragon Scale Shield icon.png
  • Dark Thorn Shield Equipment-Dark Thorn Shield icon.png
  • Heavy Plate Shield Equipment-Heavy Plate Shield icon.png

More Gear

I am also slowly heating a wolver set (probably volcanic), an elemental set, a dragon scale set, a skelly set, and a few other assorted items. When I get the chance to run solo, I sometimes put on weaker gear to heat it.

SK Secrets I Know

Until the developers change them, there are some things I have seen.

  • Arsenal stations are pointless in terminals and lobbies, since you can load out anywhere.
  • Arsenal stations in level lobbies do not have to be open to work. Just stand on the pad.
  • In at least one prestige level, I found an invisible health regenerator pad near a campfire. It was not marked and was not visible, but it did work. Was it a bug, or is it something to look for more often?

Lessons Learned

  • Rule number one - Spiral Knights is just a game, so chill out.
  • Like any game, rule number two is stay alive. If you practice good defense, then you can take more time developing a better offense. Sometimes, a banzai approach is called for, but mostly players should not squander health needlessly on foolhardy charge attacks. Younger players may argue that they can be revived at any time, but better and more mature players understand they will need max health when they get to the boss. We all die sometimes, but leaching health from the party is not good.
  • The counter to rule number two is lag kills. Laziness kills. Sleep deprivation and illness kill. Hunger kills. We all have moments when we play badly, and some days, you just die. Get over it and restart the level again.
  • SK is a game which serious gamers play in between other games. When a new release comes out, the SK population dwindles. Then it picks up again after the new game is broken in. SK is a relaxing departure from the intensity of other games, while still allowing for the online social experience.
  • Most enemies take more damage if struck from the side or in the back. Some enemies are stronger in the back. Learn which and know where to hit them for faster kills.
  • You can shield cancel with a gun. Just fire one round, then shield. It will behave much like a sword shield cancel and allow you to keep your gun going in close quarters.
  • If you are not competent at a level, then do not spend energy reviving. Just restart the level. I call them practice runs. You get to keep your crowns and mats earned. You do lose your heat. But if you are not going to complete the level, you would have lost that anyway. Try, then try again, until you are competent to beat the entire level.

Newbie fun fact

"Newbie, not Noob" The term stems from it origins way back. We would call the new players, New Boys, which truncated to Newbies, which got shortened to Newb. I am not sure when the contemporary players started spelling that Noob, but I am sure it was out of ignorance, then just caught on when more ignorant players kept using it.

Originally, this was a neutral term applied to a younger or less experienced player. Only later, did some jerks turn it into a slur. Now when I see a player sling it about as an epithet, I know their character and they lose my respect. Name calling is hurtful, even when done in jest.

For another take on this fun fact, see Wikipedia for: ["http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newbie" "Newbie"]

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