A Beastly Limerick Competition

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A Dashing Fencer says Hello!

Just testing out wiki editing here, so don't mind the garbage.

Notes and stuff

>I am not in fact, a Badger

I am a Facebear.

>Traits a facebear has

  • They are manly
  • They are fuzzy
  • They are huggable and cute

Limericks from the contest

All Entries are sorted alphabetically by the IGN of the submitee.

An extra from Raspberry

The Blonde Saga

There once was a blonde from L.A.
Who spent too much time on eBay.
She clicked on an ad
That made her quite glad
Twas an MMO Free-to-Play.

She died many times as a newb.
From not shielding that pinkish cube.
Her M.E. depleted.
The blonde was defeated.
Aha! Let's watch strats on YouTube!

Free-to-play blonde armed with plastic.
Decided to go bombastic.
Less than twenty in cash,
Comes with Static Flash,
Energy, stuff, just fantastic!

The steadfast blonde went a shopping.
Trade chat and A.H. a hopping.
With sexier gear,
The jellies now fear,
Charge attacks from plastic non-stopping!

So new boss beware of The Blonde.
Your Frumious Fangs she'll abscond.
Wilder than Snarby
Meet Plastic Barbie
The Stunning Belle with VISA wand.


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