Difference between revisions of "Gremlin Haiku Hijinks"

Gremlin in the night
Wandering in the bazaar
Merchanting he likes

June is dry tinder.
Tier Three fires burn shyly:
In tier one decon!

new boss, hiding foes
sneaky spies of gremlin blood
hidden, wait for you

Gremlins in Haven.
Is it the Unbind Center?
Crazy at bazzar.

Gremlins
Damage armor
Merchant happy

a gremlin haiku?
what is this I don't even...
too busy grinding

Gremlins come to us,
In this our town of haven.
Spy cam in the Loo...

Emerging Shadows
Reveal a new villain
The outlook was grim

Crimsonite + Moonstone =
Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.
Where's my Dark Matter…

Gremlins are coming
Unsheathe your shadow weapons
Kill the healers first

I hear them plotting
Filling Cradle with their stench
Trust gremlins? Never

More than one mender
Hammers surrounding my rear
please don't thwack me bro.

Munitions abound
Pyros o'er yonder training
This will not end well

Factory means jobs!
Such as spies and guardians
Against pesky knights

Mechanical Fiends!
Their Arcane Factory Looms!
Onwards, Knights! To Glory!

Mender ascetics:
while clockworks turn like seasons,
hone ironclaws on spikes.

Gremlin axe hurt much
Knight need better equipment
Gremlin merchant smiles

No food past midnight
Not your typical mogwai
This guys no Gizmo

Redfur fix Clockworks
Redfur has broken something
Redfur needs more bombs

Gremlin bombs abound
Frenzy heats up the office
Working over knights

Annoying gremlins.
Alas, a gremlin boss comes!
I shall burn you good.

New Gremlin Merchants?
But I Am Inflammable
Firebreak Armor

Too many Gremlins!
O why did I go solo?
A mecha knight, please!

Gremlins in Haven
King Tinkinzar has to know
Traders, Spies Stay Close

King Tinkinzar speaks
Crimson Order battles knights
For Cradle's future.

The twin shopkeepers
Ride a breeze to market square.
Will costs rise like sun?

Two gremlin merchants...
They are spies! Looks like they are...
Sappin' my Haven!

They have run over
In order to support you
Energy only.

Deep in the Clockworks
Mender fires ember bolt
Embarrassing death

Outcasts with distrust
Will they really help us out?
Emberlight Gremlins

Oh freaking Gremlins!
How can you all torch me so!?
Oh God oh God oh-

Xenophobia
Everywhere in this thread;
Poor gremlin merchants.

Singed fur, toothy grins.
Armor smoking in silence
After thund'rous blasts.

Advance scouts are here
Plotting Havens ultimate
Demise. Get ready...

Boom Bang Gremlins work
In second tier gather mines
Flamers smile tonight

Two shady figures
A cause for celebration?
A battle ahead

Go for the mender
So very close, casts his dome
Bounced into a mine

I hear gremlins shout,
Hammer and Fire! And I see,
Death falls like blossoms.

Gazing at the sky
With friends and brothers in arms
Ironclaw wins again

Gremlins around you
Bullets come, dodge them all
Got hit by a wrench

Sneaky Gremlin kind
Wouldn't trust them with ice cream
What are they planning?

Two Gremlins, red hair
Their masked eyes are sparkling stars
Born to sell used cars

Here's King Tinkinzar
With his army of gremlins
Ready to destroy...

A shield of fire
The Sun's jealousy prior
White path green again

Wrenches don't kill knights.
Soon: Ironclaw factory!
Now, bullets kill knights...

Gremlins around you
Bullets come, dodge them all
Got hit by a wrench

Gremlin merchant spies
Sells poor equipment and lies
Then grins as we die.

Do not be afraid
These gremlins bring goods for sale
Lay down your crowns now

Flamelash Arena
When the fire is "broken"
Gremlin barbecue

Ironclaws for hire!
Eligible if skilled at:
Bombs; Heals; Thwacks; Scorching.

Bazaar in the sun
Do two new merchants sell? Thwack!
The gathered snipes mourn.

To Arms fellow Knights!
New Gremlin foes have arrived
We fight for shinies!

The merchants are lies
The Ironclaws send their spies
Let's hope no-one dies

IronClaw Gremlins come
I forsee explosions
Craft fire resist gear

Charge! The Spiral Knights
Swing shiny swords at gremlin!
Then looks up at…Thwack!

Gremlin scorcher love
Summer heat wave danger rooms
Singed knight jumps in pond

Cicadas and ants,
Butterflies and the silkwings,
Crown loss and lockout!

I don't know if The
Good General Patton Approves
Of Gremlins in Haven

But All I Know Is
The fastest route to The Core
Is Through The Factory

"Onwards, Knights!" Patton
would say. "The quickest way home
is through Ironworks!"

Hearing those words, I grab
my Faust and Vog Cub Suit, and
entered Ironworks

Alas, my love, it was
Not to be! A Mender came and
Shot off my poor knee!

As I lay dying, with
my last breath, I silently cursed
General Patton.

Those Gruesome Gremlins!
Their aim: Roast Snipe for Mealtimes!
Boswick, go get them!

Haiku contest judge?
Iceni, I'd be honored!
Awaiting beauty...

I am impressed by
Your splendid imagery and
Crazy haiku skillz

Poetry is lame
W T F is a haiku
Wikipedia

Writing a haiku
I can't think of syllables
These stupid haikus

Other Spiral Knights
Please go die in a fire
So I get your heat

Disqualify me
mine are not about gremlins
and I posted four

Yours resemble trolls
Tad uglier than gremlins
Love the zen thinking

Xenophobia
Everywhere in this thread;
Poor gremlin merchants.

Darkfang flamers come
This floor once cold is blazing
3 caps aren't enough


Deconstruction zone
O no here we go again
Fodder for gremlins

Those stupid bombers
Dropping land mines like hot cakes
Fill em' with holes, mates


Big King Tinkinzar
And his nasty gremlin crew
What you gonna do?

Skelly suit, let's go
Into fiery dungeon depths
Now just skeleton :(


Wolver howl by night
Bright red eyes in the shadows
Pure white fangs flashing

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK
THWACK THWACK SINGE MEND THWACK BURN THWACK
SEAR TORCH MEND THWACK DEAD

Oh great Tinkinzar
We have brought you test subjects!
Good…*flames rise up* More!

Gremlin Merchant sells.
Gremlin Merchant sabotages.
Gremlin Thwacker wins.