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as the red numbers stack high<br> | as the red numbers stack high<br> | ||
no true end in sight<br> | no true end in sight<br> | ||
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+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Comradeer|content= | ||
+ | <br>Knight wants Menders dead<br> | ||
+ | Gremlin Merchant sells him sword<br> | ||
+ | Sword breaks at first hit.<br> | ||
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Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.<br> | Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.<br> | ||
Where's my Dark Matter…<br> | Where's my Dark Matter…<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dayte|content= | ||
+ | <br>An Ironclaw Demo?<br> | ||
+ | Going nuts behind that gate!<br> | ||
+ | I'm on this side though ~<3<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Decibel|content= | ||
+ | <br>Bombs are confusing.<br> | ||
+ | Spiral Knights look like they know<br> | ||
+ | what to do. Here, catch!<br> | ||
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{{showhide|H|content= | {{showhide|H|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Hecatoncheire|content= | ||
+ | <br>Lighten your spirits!<br> | ||
+ | Fanged merchant friends can help...<br> | ||
+ | Just bring your wallet.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Helmnut|content= | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Helmnut|content= | ||
<br>Gremlins in Haven<br> | <br>Gremlins in Haven<br> | ||
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I can handle guys like you.<br> | I can handle guys like you.<br> | ||
OH GOD GUN PUPPIES<br> | OH GOD GUN PUPPIES<br> | ||
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+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Lmaoboat|content= | ||
+ | <br>Buy from Gremlins? Ha!<br> | ||
+ | What? A free toaster, you say?<br> | ||
+ | Eh... what could go wrong?<br> | ||
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{{showhide|M|content= | {{showhide|M|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Markosmesh|content= | ||
+ | <br>New gear in Bazaar!<br> | ||
+ | But so expensive... Damn them,<br> | ||
+ | Those greedy gremlins.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Migake|content= | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Migake|content= | ||
<br>Big Ol' Tinkinzar<br> | <br>Big Ol' Tinkinzar<br> | ||
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The Sun's jealousy prior<br> | The Sun's jealousy prior<br> | ||
White path green again<br> | White path green again<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Sipher-Mashai|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlin Fire Flows<br> | ||
+ | Valkyrie Knight Moaning<br> | ||
+ | On Fire Again<br> | ||
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Is in need of a replace.<br> | Is in need of a replace.<br> | ||
Flamethrower melt face!<br> | Flamethrower melt face!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Stevel|content= | ||
+ | <br>Once, as they huddle<br> | ||
+ | Scorchers, Menders, and Demos<br> | ||
+ | Slain by one blade<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} |
Revision as of 02:21, 5 July 2011
The player-run Gremlin Haiku Hijinks is a forum event taking place during Summer 2011.
Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of the upcoming Tier 2 gremlin boss stratum,
The Ironclaw Munitions Factory and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants.
Contents
Details
Competition details are at the following link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071
Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link or Spiral Knights facebook link: http://www.facebook.com/SpiralKnights
Deadline
To be announced
Judges
- Raspberry
- Thebadger
- Guest Judges
Prizes
The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:
- 100,000 Crowns
- A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku
Honorable Mentions Receive:
- 10,000 Crowns
Gremlin Haiku Library
All haiku will eventually be sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.
Spiral Fun-ku Outtakes
The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges...
Gremlins beneath feet
Sounds of industry echo
What do they prepare?
Spy intel arrives
Radio transmits static
What beast makes that noise?
A name, "Roarmulus"
The decipher team instructs
"Needs more test subjects"
More chatter is heard
Are those shouts of volunteers?!
Knights shudder in wait
Copy-paste all day
The keys V and C wear down
All day erry day yeah!
Bumbity bump bump
A thread you should recognize
Maybe this will work
I don't know if The
Good General Patton Approves
Of Gremlins in Haven
But All I Know Is
The fastest route to The Core
Is Through The Factory
"Onwards, Knights!" Patton
would say. "The quickest way home
is through Ironworks!"
Hearing those words, I grab
my Faust and Vog Cub Suit, and
entered Ironworks
Alas, my love, it was
Not to be! A Mender came and
Shot off my poor knee!
As I lay dying, with
my last breath, I silently cursed
General Patton.
Those Gruesome Gremlins!
Their aim: Roast Snipe for Mealtimes!
Boswick, go get them!
Sell me some ammo
Please new merchant, sell me some!
I need it so bad
Wait, what’s what? Oh no!
Your face is no Stranger, no!
Gremlins all around!
Why - how - are they here
Are we dead? Not yet, not yet
Tenderfoot friendly
What is this surprise?
Gremlin good, Gremlin bad, or
Gremlin spy backstab?
Ironclaw or Darkfang?
A Thwack-mend-scorcher gangbang?
Die with demo bang!
Gremlin scorcher love
Summer heat wave danger rooms
Singed knight jumps in pond
Flogging continues
Whip, whip, work, work all day long
The slaves need a break
Slave labor Dogrock
Mumbles copy paste haiku
Need more Mountain Dew
No knights will be harmed
In the production of this...
Film at eleven
Winners
Spiral Haiku Master:
- ★★★★★TBA
Honorable Mention:
- ★★★★☆TBA
- ★★★☆☆TBA
- ★★☆☆☆TBA
- ★☆☆☆☆TBA