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== Obsidian Order Limerick Competition June 2011 ==

=== Judges ===
Raspberry<br>
Thebadger<br>
Guest Judges

=== Prizes ===
Since the new boss content is a Tier1 beast theme, the winner of the competition will receive some previously useless 1* and 2* UV toys in addition to some 3* and 4* goodies which are especially useful against beasties.

*UV Haze Bomb with High UV extra bonus damage to beasts
*UV Troika with Medium UV extra bonus damage to beasts
*Non UV Magnus
*Non UV Grand Flourish (unbound)
*25,000 Crowns Recipe Bounty
<br>
Honorable Mentions Recieve:
*10,000 Crowns Recipe Bounty


=== Entries ===
All Entries are sorted alphabetically by the IGN(Or Forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitee.

{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Aglaija|content =
 There is a knight called Leeroy<br>
who always tries being a hero<br>
but without Snarbolax' head<br>
or with claws in his back<br>
he will forever stay zero.
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Azurenightmare|content =
Snarbolax, hide in your ditch<br>
since unless I lagg out 'cause of a glitch<br>
as you lay on the ground broken<br>
I'll make off with your boss token<br>
Snarbolax, you son of a bitch!
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Berzerkules  |content =
 Curse you!! Ol' Snarbolax<br>
Oh! How you haunt my dreams, fierce<br>
I woke up and you were beside me.<br>
Sweetie!! Fetch me another cold beer. 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] bunnyhair|content =
 The Snorlax looks like a beast out of hell<br>
But we're giggling and laughing as well!<br>
His weakness, we've found<br>
Is a metallic sound<br>
And he fights to the death near a bell 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Cinnibar |content =
 On this strange planet we explore<br>
And what can we do but implore?<br>
The spiral HQ<br>
To see what we do<br>
And pay us a little bit more.<br>
<br>
But HQ says it's out of the question<br>
"If you want it, then show some aggression!"<br>
Snarbolax, we come<br>
With three swords and a gun<br>
To test our time honored profession.<br>
<br>
Well fought, you mangy old beast<br>
You did not disappoint in the least<br>
But if I may<br>
I complain, to this day<br>
That his corpse was not much of a feast.
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Couture |content =
 Snarbolax is the name of the beast<br>
On whose runs Tier 1 players will feast.<br>
Will it be worth their time,<br>
Their mist energy dime?<br>
It should train them to shield, at least! 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Credendo |content =
 Four knights on a run to the Core<br>
Chanced upon a young wolver who swore<br>
"Better cover your tracks<br>
'Cause here comes Snarbolax<br>
And he'll leave you all battered and sore!"<br>
<br>
Then from out of a hedge did appear<br>
Basil carrying a bunch of new gear<br>
"I have just what you need<br>
To make that beast bleed<br>
And I'll sell you one each have no fear!"<br>
<br>
But sadly the knights were all broke<br>
Having spent all their crowns on a coke<br>
Basil won't take CE<br>
And the markets not free<br>
So one of the knights smiled and spoke<br>
<br>
"It seems we're a bit strapped for cash<br>
But this beast will be easy to trash<br>
If you'll loan us just one<br>
And after we're done<br>
We can pay you with loot from the bash"<br>
<br>
Basil thought for a minute and said<br>
"Well I've got this new crowbar I've read<br>
Might be just the thing<br>
For this foul wolver king<br>
And may help you to kill the beast dead"<br>
<br>
So the knight that spoke up grabbed the bar<br>
And behind them a deafening roar<br>
Signaled the attacks<br>
Of the beast Snarbolax<br>
And an army of wolvers weren't far<br>
<br>
The knights fought as hard as they could<br>
But the outlook sure didn't look good<br>
As more wolvers poured in<br>
And their life bars grew thin<br>
Till soon only the one knight still stood<br>
<br>
But the knight beaten down to a fluff<br>
Saw the crowbar just wasn't to snuff<br>
Cause a hit of the rental<br>
Only did elemental<br>
And that's why you should never pry wolf!"
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Dasparian|content =
 Prepare yourself for this grand fight,<br>
a demonstration of true might!<br>
It's a matter of skill,<br>
to kill or be killed-!<br>
....yes Mom, I'm that dead knight. 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Dove|content =
 There was a lost knight in the wildwood<br>
Who brave before dark trees and teeth stood<br>
Their white lengths were laid bare<br>
He wished not to be there<br>
And so fled the lost knight from the wildwood
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Drmchsr |content =
 Some say the beast is rather dashing,<br>
Others saw it's jaws a'gnashin',<br>
But I have my Flourish!<br>
And a Jelly Suit so garish!<br>
I'm ready to face him- No wait, I got bashed. 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Gamegeared|content =
 Oh thorny beast of woods most wild<br>
Your eyes they burn like a devils child<br>
But lo you fight in shadows shell<br>
Yet pierced so quick by a ringing bell<br>
Defenses broken your woods defiled 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Guardianknight.|content =
 Oh Snarbolax so ugly yet fierce<br>
Twas your mighty spikes with which you pierced<br>
My only ally, my closest friend<br>
Whom I had to revive once again<br>
To help me fight it which disappears<br>
<br>
Oh evil one your days are numbered<br>
For that night we lost shall be remembered<br>
We come with strength and swords held high<br>
To your lair, the place where you lie<br>
Take heed my foe we shall not be hindered<br>
<br>
We've planned the battle, how it will begin<br>
How we will fight and how it will end<br>
We've trained long and hard for this day to come<br>
In the cold of the night, in the heat of the sun<br>
Beware mighty beast as we seek our revenge<br>
<br>
Alas tis time for the battle to commence<br>
For it's been many long days and nights since<br>
My trusted friend was felled by your claws<br>
And gave way for our mission, our great and just cause<br>
Oh great Snarbolax, I can't take the suspense<br>
<br>
We fought and fought as night fell upon us<br>
Many were lost, from wolvers that ambushed<br>
But we reached the beast's lair and started the fight<br>
Ahh the stories that will be told of that night<br>
From my cold iron sword, the beast fell vanquished.
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Hairytickle|content =
 Unlike most 'laxes you'll find<br>
This beast's in a terrilous bind<br>
Thick black like molasses -<br>
A relief when it passes<br>
And drops a few tokens behind!
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Joolee |content =
 There once was a Wolv from Nantucket,<br>
Who's tail was so long he could tuck it.<br>
Drool dripped from his fang,<br>
As he gaily sang:<br>
"I'm Snarbolax, so go and suck it!" 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Kilrain|content =
 Beware the chulsome Snarbolax, my Knight,<br>
Unless you're karowling for a fight<br>
Whose prize goes unseen<br>
As a chromalisk's green<br>
To proud braggans who deign not just kite.<br>
<br>
And before you leave I must expound<br>
On this forgant foe I've seen around:<br>
You may think it simple<br>
To make an early boss crimple,<br>
But whence think you plawed these grave mounds?<br>
<br>
You see, though his claws can croom boulders<br>
And his gaze splarks beholders,<br>
These are hardly distressing<br>
For brave heroes progressing:<br>
It's his breath that most Knights cannot shoulder.
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Krag|content =
 There's a great beast known as Snarbolax.<br>
A proper sounding name, though, he lacks.<br>
The devs thought they had spunk,<br>
but I think they were drunk,<br>
still I guess I should cut them some slack. 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Necrax|content =
 A lurking beast, Creator of havoc<br>
Fangs of iron, claws a metallic<br>
Eyes laying shocks and stuns<br>
Fur shielding from thy guns<br>
Snarbolax a beast of nature's magic.
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] patito|content =
 Snarbolax I'm told you are new here<br>
You'll need to know things, I'll make a few clear<br>
godofskype is a troll<br>
and energy whines are droll<br>
but new content is rare, so for you we do cheer! 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] pmarshmallow|content =
 Beware, my sons, of Snarbolax!<br>
With claws and with jaws it attacks!<br>
If your sword's less than vorpal,<br>
It might as well be incorp'al.<br>
So relax, turn your backs: you'll be snacks. 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Providence|content =
 Snarbolax, o thou of quick bite,<br>
Aggressive—how I know your type.<br>
Alpha wolvers beware<br>
It’s not safe out there<br>
Especially if you kids don’t get off my lawn. 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Pupu|content =
 There's a new beast in the pit<br>
Which we'll all try to aggrieve<br>
There's but one question<br>
That halts my progression<br>
Will a poke-flute awaken it? 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] rAGELING |content =
 Snarbolax a beast of terror and dread<br>
Stalking without end for your head.<br>
A pounce and a swipe<br>
Will lay waste to your life,<br>
Comparable to your evil ex-husband or wife. 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Shadow-Nerd|content =
 Oh Snarbolax, I fein<br>
That you are not a bit vain<br>
But when we are through<br>
Chopping up you<br>
All you will feel is pain.
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Splinter|content =
 The Snarbolax has teeth meant to gnash<br>
claws that cut deep and claws that can slash<br>
but to travel alone<br>
into great Wildwoods throne<br>
I'll need only the tip 'my Final Flourash
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] spookas|content =
 O Snarby, invincible monster,<br>
Of killing me, no one is fonder,<br>
But this bell I will strike<br>
It'll knock off his spikes<br>
And invincible, Snarby's no longer!
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Teferi |content =
 Snarbolax, ye mighty great brute!<br>
Please forgive the knights chasing your loot.<br>
That brief piercing you've felt<br>
is us taking your pelt -<br>
Since the fashion, it seems, is your suit. 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Tennispro |content =
 Onward I fight, a lesson to teach<br>
though through tier one, my party must breach<br>
until the great Snarbolax<br>
destroyed by my pierce attacks<br>
attempts to escape, my infinite reach. 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] voidstar|content =
 You take your ladies by the triples,<br>
Since you prefer them to have six nipples.<br>
Snarbolax you're a pimp,<br>
But a bit of a blimp,<br>
When I slap you I could ride the ripples. 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] xPlad |content =
Snarbolax, you are a BLEEP<br>
Who makes young knights shake and say "Meep"<br>
I hate you so much<br>
So don't keep in touch<br>
'Cuz you'll fall down a hill that is steep. 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Zarizeni|content =
Snarbolax! No beast quite so currish,<br>
But my bank I'm sure he will nourish:<br>
He'll be counting his days,<br>
when I faze him with Haze,<br>
Then finish him off with a Flourish! 
}}
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] Zhirisa|content =
 Raving mad, Snarbolax, don't you dare!<br>
You ate this poor chap's dainty hair!<br>
And why be so queer<br>
To stay in First Tier<br>
When you could be romping down there?
}}

=== Winners ===
To be Announced.

== An extra from Raspberry ==
Not an actual entry, since it's from one of the judges.
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-limerick.png|20px]] The Blonde Saga|content =
There once was a blonde from L.A.<br>
Who spent too much time on eBay.<br>
She clicked on an ad<br>
That made her quite glad<br>
Twas an MMO Free-to-Play.<br>
<br>
She died many times as a newb.<br>
From not shielding that pinkish cube.<br>
Her M.E. depleted.<br>
The blonde was defeated.<br>
Aha! Let's watch strats on YouTube!<br>
<br>
Free-to-play blonde armed with plastic.<br>
Decided to go bombastic.<br>
Less than twenty in cash,<br>
Comes with Static Flash,<br>
Energy, stuff, just fantastic!<br>
<br>
The steadfast blonde went a shopping.<br>
Trade chat and A.H. a hopping.<br>
With sexier gear,<br>
The jellies now fear,<br>
Charge attacks from plastic non-stopping!<br>
<br>
So new boss beware of The Blonde.<br>
Your Frumious Fangs she'll abscond.<br>
Wilder than Snarby<br>
Meet Plastic Barbie<br>
The Stunning Belle with VISA wand.
}}