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Divine Dragoons

Honor, blood and vinegar and all that Guild Founder: Kyttles Approx. Population: 40 Guild Master(s): Kyttles Toxophilite

Freakin' ALL ABOUT US

We're a friendly bunch of scoundrels dedicated to braving the terrors of the clockworks and coliseum together. No construct nor beast nor vengeful trojan can get the best of us! Divine Dragoons' population may be small, (read: the officers + a handful of new recruits) but our motley crew is more than familiar with the monsters of Cradle, and we strive for a helpful environment and look to make a big, happy family feel that gets a knight all squishy inside. In the good way, of course.

Some of the Freakin' OFFICERS

Kyttles- KYT IT'S NOT A DRESS KYTTLES. Our SOULLESS, FEARLESS, FREAKIN' LEADER. Bleeds mountain dew. If something goes wrong in a run and we don't know why, it's his fault. Obviously.

Toxophilite- Our resident freakin' troll under the bridge. Oh, he kind of runs the guild, too. Opposed to Kyt, if something goes wrong in a run and we know why, it's FREAKIN' TOXO.

Audrey-Hepburn- I can't even write anything freakin' bad about Audrey. WOW, I can't even preTEND to be mad and write something bad about Audrey.

Ericsechen- Gunslinger Extraordinaire! He's not awake at this god awful hour so I don't have anything I'd know he'd want me to say about him.

Kreuz-Drache- Our resident roughest, toughest, bombest dragon this side of the Mississippi. Well, his side of the Mississippi. Also enjoys baking.

Namaquensis- I'M ALL HIGHWAY. Sometimes a gunner, and the FREAKIN' AUTHOR OF THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WORK. I'm the meanest cowboy. Howdy hey.

What We Freakin' DO

Our Guild Officers (and what should be the aim of all guildies) are all highly proficient in:

• Danger Rooms of all tiers
• All Clockwork Arcade Levels
• All Boss Levels ((Not Including Shadow Lairs. That's just Audrey and her beautiful self, to be honest. The rest of us just kind of scream and hit anything that moves. In our defense, most of our officers have completed each Shadow Lair at least once, so it worked out pretty well.))

We also do Vanaduke Runs regularly (as most guilds do).

A few of us dabble in LD (AKA Kyttles, Eric, Toxo, Ruei, and Nama the screaming, flailing wonder), but we've yet to construct a stable GLD team. It's something we would love to do, though! Once we get a good number of LD enthusiasts we'll definitely go about setting up teams.

Why YOU Should Freakin' JOIN US

We like to think of ourselves as fiercely loyal and proud; we fight with HONOR and will respect and accept you if you respect and accept us back. DD sticks together!

Things YOU Should FREAKIN' KNOW

As tolerant and laid-back as we act and really can be, we will not let baseless accusations, begging/exploitation, or other forms of harrassment and extortion go unheard.

On that note if you are obviously unfit for a mission please do not try to get us to piggyback you through it. We'll HELP you, but that's it. Have some HONOR!

Basically: DON'T BE A JERK. DON'T BE A MOOCH. RESPECT THE OFFICERS, WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU. GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD.

If YOU Want To Get FREAKIN' PROMOTED

• To become a freakin' MEMBER you gotta be relatively active and have stayed in the guild for a freakin' WEEK.

• To become a freakin' VETERAN you gotta show some good freakin' skills and be 4* and above.

• To become a freakin' OFFICER you have to show A LOT OF FREAKIN SKILL, HONOR, BLOOD AND VINEGAR!!! 5* only. Vets who want to be Officer are screened and accepted by the GMs, Toxophilite and/or Kyttles, but can be recommended by fellow Vets/Officers.

• If no officers are online, send a mail to Kyttles or Namaquensis in-game.

Anyone below 3* must be interviewed and tested in a boss/mission run by an officer or GM before they can be invited.

THE FREAKIN' GUILD APP SHEET / A FREAKIN' EXAMPLE JUST FOR YOU

1. YOUR FREAKIN' IGN NAME:

2. YOUR FREAKIN' MISSION RANK BY NUMBER (i.e 5-2) / TIER:

3. FAVORITE FREAKIN' LOADOUT:

4. DO YOU DO THE DEW (AKA PVP):

5. WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN / LEAVE YOUR OLD GUILD:

6. ANYTHING ELSE?:

1. YOUR FREAKIN' IGN NAME: Namaquensis

2. YOUR FREAKIN' MISSION RANK BY NUMBER / TIER: Rank 9-3 / T3

3. FAVORITE FREAKIN' LOADOUT: Currently rockin' an ASI Ultra Volt/Hail combo with ASI High Gran Faust + Rigadoon in the clockworks. WAY FUN, MAN.

4. DO YOU DO THE DEW (AKA PVP): Done some Blast Network but freakin' SUCK at it. I play T3 LD regularly but that doesn't mean I'm great at it. DON'T LOOK AT ME.

5. WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN / LEAVE YOUR OLD GUILD: I HATE MY GUILD THEY'RE TOO AWESOME FOR ME. DIVINE DRAGOONS IS SO LEGIT COOL, PALLY. I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS AWESOME.

6. ANYTHING ELSE?: I DRAW STUFF SOMETIMES. I'M PRETTY BAD AT IT.