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| − | Zenith's skill somehow rapidly fluctuates from a ninja assasin to a clumsy buffoon. He claims that it's lag. It's actually a secret formula comprised of Red Bull, Jolt, Coffee, and Tea. Valve stole the recipe to make this formula and used it as the basis of BONK! Atomic Soda.Side affects include knowledge of spiral knights, insanity, | + | Zenith's skill somehow rapidly fluctuates from a ninja assasin to a clumsy buffoon. He claims that it's lag. It's actually a secret formula comprised of Red Bull, Jolt, Coffee, and Tea. Valve stole the recipe to make this formula and used it as the basis of BONK! Atomic Soda.Side affects include knowledge of spiral knights, insanity, seizures, internet crashes and power outages. It is rumored that Zenith is an alt of a GM, related to a GM, or a good friend of a GM, which would contribute to his/her infinite knowledge of Spiral Knights. Zenith is also rumored to have an incredible array of alts that he/she routes through tor and various proxies to prevent IP tracing. This, however, conflicts with the rumor that he/she lives in a strange area that prevents his/her IP to be traced. Zenith neither confirms nor denies any of these rumors. |
*Krastnari | *Krastnari | ||
*Omeganumeric | *Omeganumeric | ||
| + | Omeganumeric is suspected of being an alt of an undisclosed player. However, both Omeganumeric and the player neither confirm nor deny the accusation. It is rumored that the Guild Master knows the truth. Incidentally, another undisclosed member claims to have seen both of them on at the same time. However, some of the more radical members claim that the second undisclosed member is, in fact, ALSO an alt. | ||
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Revision as of 00:58, 22 December 2012
Contents
About Us
About Us
Knights of Valkryia, or KoV, was founded by Dartarien. We are a relatively new guild that was formed in December of 2012.
Joining Us
Joining Us
If we have open slots, we are always accepting of new members. Mail one or more of the officers (detailed below) and we'll get back to you as soon as we can. Try to be as active as possible so that we can reach you.
Rules
Rules
- Please respect each and every Guild Member. Extreme verbal violence, racism/racist jokes and bullying will NOT be tolerated. Be nice!
- Beggars are strictly prohibited. Any signs of beggary will result in you being ignored and/or excluded. (This means only ask once! No means no!)
- Members who show absolute NO interest in Knights Of Valkryia will be removed. This is to ensure that we recruit members who actually want to be in the guild, and not to be in the guild only because they get to have "Knights Of Valkryia" on top of their name.
- Guild Members will be kicked due to inactivity.
- People who are anti-social will be kicked due to a lack of being able to communicate.
- Obey your superiors WITHIN REASON. Every member has certain unalienable rights that are completly original and not plagarized at all, such as:
- Life
- You don't have to log 5 hours a day like Zenith.
- Liberty
- You don't have to be a slave
- Criteria to being a slave
- Constantly ordered around by one person. (Unless you're violating guild rules. In which case obey.)
- Being told not to argue/tell other people what you're doing (excluding cases like surprise parties) You have the right to voice your opinion and try to convince your superior that he/she is wrong. You still have to do it though.
- Criteria to being a slave
- You don't have to be a slave
- Pursuit of Happiness
- You cannot be ordered to constantly farm and grind. This is a game, you're supposed to have fun.
- Life
Guild Activities
Guild Activities
- Trivia/Game Knowledge
- The host asks questions about game mechanics, monsters, items, etc. Whoever answers the most right wins! (Note: Use of this wiki s strictly forbidden and will result in your DOOM. Have fun!)
- Guild Meetings
- Mandatory Guild Meetings
- These meetings will be announced ahead of time. Try to free up time for it. If the time is not compatible, tell one of the officers why, and what times you WILL be available. Include time zone. Repeatedly/commonly missing these may result in demotion.
- Reconmended/Highly suggested meetings
- There is no penalty for not attending one of these, but we sometimes give out prizes, and we do keep track of who comes. If you want to be promoted, definitely come to these.
- These include planning sessions for raids, strategy talks, and guild policy voting.
- Optional Guild Meetings
- These meetings are completely optional, and no official records will be taken of who attends. But attendance may subconsciously sway other members to vouch for your promotion. Who knows?
- These include things like games, parties, and blacksmith bonanzas with our resident blacksmith/encyclopedia Zenith.
- Mandatory Guild Meetings
Player Listing
The list of our players. May be out of date.
Players
Guild Masters
- Dartarien
Officers
- Zenithian-Alpha
Zenith's skill somehow rapidly fluctuates from a ninja assasin to a clumsy buffoon. He claims that it's lag. It's actually a secret formula comprised of Red Bull, Jolt, Coffee, and Tea. Valve stole the recipe to make this formula and used it as the basis of BONK! Atomic Soda.Side affects include knowledge of spiral knights, insanity, seizures, internet crashes and power outages. It is rumored that Zenith is an alt of a GM, related to a GM, or a good friend of a GM, which would contribute to his/her infinite knowledge of Spiral Knights. Zenith is also rumored to have an incredible array of alts that he/she routes through tor and various proxies to prevent IP tracing. This, however, conflicts with the rumor that he/she lives in a strange area that prevents his/her IP to be traced. Zenith neither confirms nor denies any of these rumors.
- Krastnari
- Omeganumeric
Veterans
- Tepanyaki
Members
- Aamii
- Evelduck
Recruits
- Acecreeper
- Protocreed
- Srpp
- Xx-Vash
- Ace-Of-Knight
- Acelian
- Asometoad
- Awesome-Squid
- Awesomecammando (Not a typo)
- Bbdfssg (Might be a typo)
- Champion-Slayer
- Chaolin-Newgrounds
- Creatron
- Crystalage
- Ctrl-Alt-Banana
- Diamond-Sniper
- Electropuzz
- Freemason-Justicar
- Geogoog
- Hayzeuskk
- Iscosceles
- Jaredtheicedragon
- Johnsonic
- Kevin-The-Robot
- Knightloc
- Lebodinhu
- Mattwizard
- Megajunior
- Mlb-Man
- Mrzyxm
- Nanoknightx
- Noobymaster
- Parvox
- Patrick-The-Legend
- Pigman-Inyourface
- Pocket-Hd
- Ravionbr
- Renatoouti
- Spikeyyogurt
- Sugyrou
- Suitora
- The-Regal-Watcher
- Viola-Von-Veilup
- Wolfstrike-Rebuilt
- Xanthusmaximus
- Zaurkel
Sandbox Archive Thing
Prototypes. May include awesome information. May cause your brain to implode in on itself from the sheer awesomeness
Possible Guild Promotion/Application Questions
How long have you been playing?
What gear do you have?
What rank are you?
Are you friendly?
Do you work well with others?
Would you help others with things if needed?
What is your prefered class? (Swordsmaster, Gunslinger, Demolitionist, or Hybridist)
What is your prefered PvP class? (Guardian, Recon, Striker, Blast Network Demo, or no PvP)
What monster family are you best against? Which one are you worst against?
Have you beaten the Snarbolax? Roarmulus Twins? Royal Jelly? Lord Vanaduke?