Difference between revisions of "Knights Of Valkyria (Guild)"
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Zenith's skill somehow rapidly fluctuates from a ninja assasin to a clumsy buffoon. He claims that it's lag. It's actually a secret formula comprised of Red Bull, Jolt, Coffee, and Tea. Valve stole the recipe to make this formula and used it as the basis of BONK! Atomic Soda.Side affects include knowledge of spiral knights, insanity, seizures, internet crashes and power outages. It is rumored that Zenith is an alt of a GM, related to a GM, or a good friend of a GM, which would contribute to his/her infinite knowledge of Spiral Knights. Zenith is also rumored to have an incredible array of alts that he/she routes through tor and various proxies to prevent IP tracing. This, however, conflicts with the rumor that he/she lives in a strange area that prevents his/her IP to be traced. Zenith neither confirms nor denies any of these rumors. | Zenith's skill somehow rapidly fluctuates from a ninja assasin to a clumsy buffoon. He claims that it's lag. It's actually a secret formula comprised of Red Bull, Jolt, Coffee, and Tea. Valve stole the recipe to make this formula and used it as the basis of BONK! Atomic Soda.Side affects include knowledge of spiral knights, insanity, seizures, internet crashes and power outages. It is rumored that Zenith is an alt of a GM, related to a GM, or a good friend of a GM, which would contribute to his/her infinite knowledge of Spiral Knights. Zenith is also rumored to have an incredible array of alts that he/she routes through tor and various proxies to prevent IP tracing. This, however, conflicts with the rumor that he/she lives in a strange area that prevents his/her IP to be traced. Zenith neither confirms nor denies any of these rumors. | ||
*Nexilius | *Nexilius | ||
| − | I can get pissed off "Easily" | + | I can get pissed off "Easily". (What do those sinister quotation marks mean? The world may never know.) |
I will only be on at either friday, saturday, or sun after jan 2 | I will only be on at either friday, saturday, or sun after jan 2 | ||
I like people with good Grammer :3 | I like people with good Grammer :3 | ||
| − | I | + | As a member of the Great Cow Uprising, I commonly say Muuu and talk about how much I love cows. My loyalty will be rewarded greatly when the cows take over. I will now proceed to kill you for reading this. |
Me and Dart's thinking is 90% the same :D | Me and Dart's thinking is 90% the same :D | ||
I`m a kind of dark and shadowy person | I`m a kind of dark and shadowy person | ||
(Zen is officially weird and a person creeper) | (Zen is officially weird and a person creeper) | ||
| − | + | I hate farts. | |
| − | I hate farts. | + | |
I am in love with jellies in SK :3(But I hate the fact that you cant jump over a squishy slime the size of your palm.) | I am in love with jellies in SK :3(But I hate the fact that you cant jump over a squishy slime the size of your palm.) | ||
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Revision as of 06:07, 27 December 2012
Contents
About Us
Joining Us
Promotions
- Member:
- 2* Gear/Weapons
- Veteran:
- 4* Gear/Weapons
- Officer
- Win the trust of Dartarien, the Guild Master.
Rules
- Please respect each and every Guild Member. Extreme verbal violence, racism/racist jokes and bullying will NOT be tolerated. Be nice!
- Beggars are strictly prohibited. Any signs of beggary will result in you being ignored and/or excluded. (This means only ask once! No means no!)
- Members who show absolute NO interest in Knights Of Valkryia will be removed. This is to ensure that we recruit members who actually want to be in the guild, and not to be in the guild only because they get to have "Knights Of Valkryia" on top of their name.
- Guild Members will be kicked due to inactivity.
- People who are anti-social will be kicked due to a lack of being able to communicate.
- Obey your superiors WITHIN REASON. Every member has certain unalienable rights that are completly original and not plagarized at all, such as:
- Life
- You don't have to log 5 hours a day like Zenith.
- Liberty
- You don't have to be a slave
- Criteria to being a slave
- Constantly ordered around by one person. (Unless you're violating guild rules. In which case obey.)
- Being told not to argue/tell other people what you're doing (excluding cases like surprise parties) You have the right to voice your opinion and try to convince your superior that he/she is wrong. You still have to do it though.
- Criteria to being a slave
- You don't have to be a slave
- Pursuit of Happiness
- You cannot be ordered to constantly farm and grind. This is a game, you're supposed to have fun.
- Life
- If someone else is breaking the rules
- 1) Warn the person/Ask the person to stop
- Has the person stopped?
- Yes: Problem resolved. May want to tell a officer/GM for archiving
- No: Proceed to step 2
- Has the person stopped?
- 2) Get Evidence, such as screenshots, witnesses, etc.
- Proceed to step 3
- 3) Contact an officer/GM
- Is one online?
- Yes: PM Him/Her. If he/she is available, then meet them in a guild hall, preferably with the person that has offended you or broken a rule.
- No: Mail him/her. Try to be active so that he/she can contact you later.
- Is one online?
- 1) Warn the person/Ask the person to stop
Guild Activities
- Trivia/Game Knowledge
- The host asks questions about game mechanics, monsters, items, etc. Whoever answers the most right wins! (Note: Use of this wiki s strictly forbidden and will result in your DOOM. Have fun!)
- Guild Meetings
- Mandatory Guild Meetings
- These meetings will be announced ahead of time. Try to free up time for it. If the time is not compatible, tell one of the officers why, and what times you WILL be available. Include time zone. Repeatedly/commonly missing these may result in demotion.
- Reconmended/Highly suggested meetings
- There is no penalty for not attending one of these, but we sometimes give out prizes, and we do keep track of who comes. If you want to be promoted, definitely come to these.
- These include planning sessions for raids, strategy talks, and guild policy voting.
- Optional Guild Meetings
- These meetings are completely optional, and no official records will be taken of who attends. But attendance may subconsciously sway other members to vouch for your promotion. Who knows?
- These include things like games, parties, and blacksmith bonanzas with our resident blacksmith/encyclopedia Zenith.
- Mandatory Guild Meetings
Player Listing
The list of our players. May be out of date.
- Dartarien
- Zenithian-Alpha
Zenith's skill somehow rapidly fluctuates from a ninja assasin to a clumsy buffoon. He claims that it's lag. It's actually a secret formula comprised of Red Bull, Jolt, Coffee, and Tea. Valve stole the recipe to make this formula and used it as the basis of BONK! Atomic Soda.Side affects include knowledge of spiral knights, insanity, seizures, internet crashes and power outages. It is rumored that Zenith is an alt of a GM, related to a GM, or a good friend of a GM, which would contribute to his/her infinite knowledge of Spiral Knights. Zenith is also rumored to have an incredible array of alts that he/she routes through tor and various proxies to prevent IP tracing. This, however, conflicts with the rumor that he/she lives in a strange area that prevents his/her IP to be traced. Zenith neither confirms nor denies any of these rumors.
- Nexilius
I can get pissed off "Easily". (What do those sinister quotation marks mean? The world may never know.) I will only be on at either friday, saturday, or sun after jan 2 I like people with good Grammer :3 As a member of the Great Cow Uprising, I commonly say Muuu and talk about how much I love cows. My loyalty will be rewarded greatly when the cows take over. I will now proceed to kill you for reading this. Me and Dart's thinking is 90% the same :D I`m a kind of dark and shadowy person (Zen is officially weird and a person creeper) I hate farts.
I am in love with jellies in SK :3(But I hate the fact that you cant jump over a squishy slime the size of your palm.)- Krastnari
- Omeganumeric
Omeganumeric is suspected of being an alt of an undisclosed player. However, both Omeganumeric and the player neither confirm nor deny the accusation. It is rumored that the Guild Master knows the truth. Incidentally, another undisclosed member claims to have seen both of them on at the same time. However, some of the more radical members claim that the second undisclosed member is, in fact, ALSO an alt.
- Suitora
- Tepanyaki
- Rockyplain
- Electropuzz
- Acecreeper
- Aamii
- Evelduck
- Solemnote
- Yutahoi
- Ace-Of-Knight
- Acelian
- Addrelion
- Alpha-Ray
- Arcanine-Rex
- Asometoad
- Awesome-Squid
- Awesomecammando (Not a typo)
- Ayther
- Bbdfssg (Might be a typo)
- Bjornu
- Cgfygtty
- Champion-Slayer
- Chaolin-Newgrounds
- Creatron
- Crystalage
- Ctrl-Alt-Banana
- Diamond-Sniper
- ericice
- Fire-Blitz
- Freemason-Justicar
- Geogoog
- Hayzeuskk
- Iscosceles
- Iyyghg
- Jaredtheicedragon
- Johnsonic
- Kevin-The-Robot
- Knightloc
- Lebodinhu
- Mattwizard
- Megajunior
- Mlb-Man
- Mrzyxm
- Nanoknightx
- Noobymaster
- Pankai
- Parvox
- Patrick-The-Legend
- Pigman-Inyourface
- Pocket-Hd
- Protocreed
- Radyyuu
- Ravionbr
- Renatoouti
- Robud
- Spikeyyogurt
- The-Regal-Watcher
- Thelighten
- Tonitrus-Gladius
- Viola-Von-Veilup
- Wolfstrike-Rebuilt
- Xanthusmaximus
- Xkillergamer
- Xx-Kaos-Xx
- Zaurkel
Sandbox Archive Thing
Prototypes. May include awesome information. May cause your brain to implode in on itself from the sheer awesomeness
How long have you been playing?
What gear do you have?
What rank are you?
Are you friendly?
Do you work well with others?
Would you help others with things if needed?
What is your prefered class? (Swordsmaster, Gunslinger, Demolitionist, or Hybridist)
What is your prefered PvP class? (Guardian, Recon, Striker, Blast Network Demo, or no PvP)
What monster family are you best against? Which one are you worst against?
Have you beaten the Snarbolax? Roarmulus Twins? Royal Jelly? Lord Vanaduke?