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Machinists

Fasnuaaa!!! Guild Founder: Sparkgap Approx. Population: 50+ Guild Master(s): Sparkgap Pyneapll Tilybb Utmostprovocative Guild Officer(s): Muffinmuch Googola Quantsr Kzane Sir-Sprunkleton

Still under construction by noobs for cheap labor.

Machinists

We are a very close knit, active Blast Network guild, that is about one thing . . . FUN!

We still do everything there is to do in Spiral Knights though. We kill bosses! We kill each other! We kill each other while killing bosses. . .the fun never stops!

The Top Brass

GUILD MASTERS

Sparkgap

Founding father of the Machinists and all round decent bloke. He is often found around Haven handing out his hard earned Cr to the noobie needy in an effort to clean up the streets and feed their begging faces.

Pyneappl

Most people bring a positive mental attitude to a BN match, she brings the "Pain". Many believe that she gained her BN skills from a dark trojan ritual involving sacred drawings, a bottle of coke and a half pack of mentos but this may just be idle speculation. What we do know is her apparent lack of lag during BN matches does seem to suggest some unknown power to be at work.

Tilybb

Look up "Pro BN player" in the SK wiki and her pictures next to it. This scarred an grizzled warrior of the BN circuit has forgotten more about taking lives in the BN arena in an hour than most could hope to learn in a lifetime! She also constantly mumbles to herself and can't leave the guild hall without turning the lights on and off 7 times. . . . we're not sure what thats all about.

Utmostprovocative

Unfortuneately due to a navigational malfunction during her escape, Utmo's escape pod landed on a sky island populated by cannibals. Fortunately for Utmo though, she fealt right at home and perfected the art of cooking her own robotic kind. After years of trial and error as well as spice and herb hunting throughout the clockworks she stumbled upon the perfect manner of cooking her meal. BN arena Nitronome!

OFFICERS

Muffinmuch

Gridlocks "Widow maker" of enimies and team members alike. Muffins name drives fear into the heart of even the most hardened BN veteran. Having been raised by rabidd snalborax in the wilds, Muffin is at her happiest during battle frenzy in the BN arena, spamming to her little hearts content while running on all fours and foaming at the mouth. Ironically she is also alergic to muffins. . .go figure.

Googola

Quanstr

Kzane

Sir Sprunkleton

Born into aristocracy Sprunkles knew a life of peace and plenty. However he was a knight ruled by passion, wants and desires. One of which was . . . Lady Vanaduke. Lord Vanaduke heard word of his ambition and Sir Sprunkleton was driven naked into the clockworks to die. It is a mystery how such a wet sop such as he should survive, but survive he did, emerging in strange robes and weilding a blunt potatoe peeler. Deep in the clockworks Sprunkles discovered the shrine of the BN Snipe god and was given the quest of converting the masses and making as many "sacrifices" in the BN arena as possible. . . . .friend and foe alike.

Guild Etiquette

After meeting the requirements to be accepted, you must know a little about the rules.

• 1. Do not partake in any activity in-game that might bring our guild name into disrepute. Such activities include scamming, spamming, trolling, bullying, harassing or otherwise irritating other players (sending numerous unsolicited trade-requests counts).

• 2. We encourage our members to help one-another in game, particularly with teaching new members how to acquire items they might need during game play. Do not expect to receive mats, ce, crowns etc. from other guild members. It is up to each individual member whether or not to give these things. It is considered good etiquette to only ask for what you need in the way of materials (as Officers like Sir Sprunkleton usually carry everything and the kitchen sink).

• 3. When on a run or PvP, do not repeatedly invite other guild members. One invite is enough. More than this is considered spamming.

• 4. If you expect to be away from the game for any extended period of time, you must contact a Guild Master or Officer to let them know (otherwise you may be removed from the guild for inactivity).

Our guild storage is home to a number of materials which are to be used for crafting and/or the little prestige supply mission. It is not open for everyone to selfishly pillage! Likewise the mist well is to be used properly and not be emptied on rage crafting.

If you do "steal" from our guild, You will be removed from our midst and live the rest of you days in the gutters of Haven 1254 as a social pariah.

Other than that please treat other guilds members with respect and fairness.

Recruitment and Ranks

Machinists promotes its members by the strength of thier back and the sweat of thier brow. (Bribes and flattery doesn't hurt either)

Requirements to join the Machinists:

• An active knight

• Respect and love the beautiful game of BN

• You must be kewl

• No Sticky kills (Dont know what that is? Move along citizen!)

Ranks

• Recruit = Anyone lucky enough to make the cut

• Member = Active for 2 weeks and not turn out to be a deuche

• Veteran =

• Officer =

Why try out for the Machinists?

Reasons started below

Machinists Gallery