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Didst thou thinkest 'twas a game? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG. Spiral Knights is a competitive endeavor to test one's manhood, and all who fall short of the goal are thrown into the incinerator. Good luck finding another game as hyper-masculine as this; laying the hurt on the Royal Jelly is nothing short of virile violence. The Terminators are the cream of the crop in terms of giving the goose what for, and if you understood any of that, then you must be quite a character. Let me ask you something: do you have what it takes to be a Terminator? If so, find us. We're out there, we're affectionate, and we're waiting for you to reach out and touch us. | Didst thou thinkest 'twas a game? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG. Spiral Knights is a competitive endeavor to test one's manhood, and all who fall short of the goal are thrown into the incinerator. Good luck finding another game as hyper-masculine as this; laying the hurt on the Royal Jelly is nothing short of virile violence. The Terminators are the cream of the crop in terms of giving the goose what for, and if you understood any of that, then you must be quite a character. Let me ask you something: do you have what it takes to be a Terminator? If so, find us. We're out there, we're affectionate, and we're waiting for you to reach out and touch us. | ||
Revision as of 14:20, 16 May 2013
The Terminators
"When I was a young lass, I once fought off 17 Greavers wearing only Proto."
So spake Ra-Ghoratreii, our fearless leader. Depicted above is Ra at his 19th birthday party, reacting to the cake which was not chocolate as he had ordered. Many innocent lives were lost that day.
Below is Ra again, after his historic battle against the 17 Greavers. These were his victorious words to the crowd of 200,587,604 people who witnessed the glorious carnage of the Greavers' defeat:
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Who are the Terminators? What do they do? Where do they meet? And WHY? These are questions I'm certain we've all asked ourselves at one point or another, but rest easy my friend: the answers are coming.
The Terminators are a guild of miscreants who use their extensive weaponry and knowledge of SK to do precisely 3 things:
- Rabble-rouse and have a good time
- Smash bosses, munch candy flosses, prance about in galoshes
- Cap for the ladies, because the ladies love the caps.
Now there are some who would attempt to attain such glory, such as Flexlolo. They wish to cap for the ladies, and the ladies wish to have caps made for them, but what happens when Flexlolo takes off his mask? BEHOLD:
File:1314922479783.jpg
Didst thou thinkest 'twas a game? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG. Spiral Knights is a competitive endeavor to test one's manhood, and all who fall short of the goal are thrown into the incinerator. Good luck finding another game as hyper-masculine as this; laying the hurt on the Royal Jelly is nothing short of virile violence. The Terminators are the cream of the crop in terms of giving the goose what for, and if you understood any of that, then you must be quite a character. Let me ask you something: do you have what it takes to be a Terminator? If so, find us. We're out there, we're affectionate, and we're waiting for you to reach out and touch us.
