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==Player Listing==
 
==Player Listing==
The list of our players. May be out of date.
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The list of our officers. May be out of date.
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*Dartarien
 
*Dartarien
 
*Zenithian-Alpha
 
*Zenithian-Alpha
 
Zenith's skill somehow rapidly fluctuates from a ninja assasin to a clumsy buffoon. He claims that it's lag. It's actually a secret formula comprised of Red Bull, Jolt, Coffee, and Tea. Valve stole the recipe to make this formula and used it as the basis of BONK! Atomic Soda.Side affects include knowledge of spiral knights, insanity, seizures, internet crashes and power outages. It is rumored that Zenith is an alt of a GM, related to a GM, or a good friend of a GM, which would contribute to his/her infinite knowledge of Spiral Knights. Zenith is also rumored to have an incredible array of alts that he/she routes through tor and various proxies to prevent IP tracing. This, however, conflicts with the rumor that he/she lives in a strange area that prevents his/her IP to be traced. Zenith neither confirms nor denies any of these rumors.
 
Zenith's skill somehow rapidly fluctuates from a ninja assasin to a clumsy buffoon. He claims that it's lag. It's actually a secret formula comprised of Red Bull, Jolt, Coffee, and Tea. Valve stole the recipe to make this formula and used it as the basis of BONK! Atomic Soda.Side affects include knowledge of spiral knights, insanity, seizures, internet crashes and power outages. It is rumored that Zenith is an alt of a GM, related to a GM, or a good friend of a GM, which would contribute to his/her infinite knowledge of Spiral Knights. Zenith is also rumored to have an incredible array of alts that he/she routes through tor and various proxies to prevent IP tracing. This, however, conflicts with the rumor that he/she lives in a strange area that prevents his/her IP to be traced. Zenith neither confirms nor denies any of these rumors.
*Nexilius (Disputed)
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*Omeganumeric (Mysterious Inactive Guy!)
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Omeganumeric is suspected of being an alt of an undisclosed player. However, both Omeganumeric and the player neither confirm nor deny the accusation. It is rumored that the Guild Master knows the truth. Incidentally, another undisclosed member claims to have seen both of them on at the same time. However, some of the more radical members claim that the second undisclosed member is, in fact, ALSO an alt.
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*Suitora (Treasurer-In-Chief!)
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Is actually a cat in disguise. You see, the cat race has always been far more intelligent than the human race. We've learned to use our cuteness to demand pampering from our human servants. Our plans to take over the world are currently coming to fruit- Ooh, look! A ball of string! Seems to have some weird obsession with ice things and blue equipment.
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**Nexilius
 
I can get pissed off "Easily". (What do those sinister quotation marks mean? The world may never know.)
 
I can get pissed off "Easily". (What do those sinister quotation marks mean? The world may never know.)
 
I will only be on at either friday, saturday, or sun
 
I will only be on at either friday, saturday, or sun
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I hate farts.  
 
I hate farts.  
 
I am in love with jellies in SK :3(But I hate the fact that you cant jump over a squishy slime the size of your palm.)
 
I am in love with jellies in SK :3(But I hate the fact that you cant jump over a squishy slime the size of your palm.)
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*Dispicle-Of-Cronos
 
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*True-Fiyalifana
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*Krastnari
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*Omeganumeric
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Omeganumeric is suspected of being an alt of an undisclosed player. However, both Omeganumeric and the player neither confirm nor deny the accusation. It is rumored that the Guild Master knows the truth. Incidentally, another undisclosed member claims to have seen both of them on at the same time. However, some of the more radical members claim that the second undisclosed member is, in fact, ALSO an alt.
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*Suitora
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Is actually a cat in disguise. You see, the cat race has always been far more intelligent than the human race. We've learned to use our cuteness to demand pampering from our human servants. Our plans to take over the world are currently coming to fruit- Ooh, look! A ball of string! Seems to have some weird obsession with ice things and blue equipment.
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