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Watch the fireworks.<br>
 
Watch the fireworks.<br>
 
Profit.<br>
 
Profit.<br>
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<br>Hire a horde of success driven, idealistic Zombies as unpaid interns.<br>
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Acquire a Grim Totem.<br>
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Work them to death.<br>
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Chuckle as they revive.<br>
 
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<br>Replace stapler with repainted catalyzer.<br>
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Watch the boss obliterate his important documents and injure himself in the explosions to follow.<br>
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<br>Mix Impostocube and Toxigel to make disguised laxative jelly. <br>
 
<br>Mix Impostocube and Toxigel to make disguised laxative jelly. <br>
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if he never does, well<br>
 
if he never does, well<br>
 
"giggles", hire someone else.<br>
 
"giggles", hire someone else.<br>
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<br>Gather as many scuttlebots as possible and remove their legs.<br>
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Replace every photocopier in the building with them.<br>
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Wait for somebody to lift the lid....<br>
 
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throw him to the "BLAST NETWORK" ARENA!<br>
 
throw him to the "BLAST NETWORK" ARENA!<br>
 
capture it with a vid.cam and upload! :D<br>
 
capture it with a vid.cam and upload! :D<br>
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<br>1) Announce retroactive plan to force all under-performers to reimburse company for each piece of office furniture thrown.<br>
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2) Watch underlings panic<br>
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3) Evil laugh if appropriate<br>
 
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Fill office mailbox with Red and Purple mineral shards.<br>
 
Fill office mailbox with Red and Purple mineral shards.<br>
 
Get off work on Monday: blame fiend infestation.... hire cleaners.<br>
 
Get off work on Monday: blame fiend infestation.... hire cleaners.<br>
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<br>Post a Nitronome disguised as<br>
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a Knight wearing Valkyrie armor on boss's wall.<br>
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Put some blast squares lying around.<br>
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Watch as boss's office blows up!<br>
 
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give him package later<br>
 
give him package later<br>
 
run out the room and hear the screams. :D<br>
 
run out the room and hear the screams. :D<br>
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<br>Plant Trojan on boss' computer.<br>
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Watch it crash.<br>
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After the Trojan's taken charge (get it?), stab it in the back and take over the company.<br>
 
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Revision as of 23:29, 23 August 2011

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The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare is a player-run forum event. Worksign.png

Hosted by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of King Krogmo's Coliseum.

King Krogmo did not get to the top of the corporate Coliseum ladder by good looks alone!

Here's your chance to devise a deliciously evil office warfare tactic to annihilate the competition and help King Krogmo retain his corporeal Coliseum corporation from scheming underlings.

Details

In one short paragraph of 25 words or less, construct an original evil plan to annihilate, subjugate, eradicate, irradiate, prank or otherwise embarrass corporate cronies into submission. Dogrock of EoS notes the importance of short plans as long monologues give your cronies time to lob office furniture and half eaten donuts at you. Evil plan MUST be Spiral Knights themed. See TheBadger's example below.

Please keep your submission within the Spiral Knights TOS or your submission will get nuked by a GM or disqualified by the judges.

One submission only please as The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare Wiki as well as our data entry devilites may explode.

Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/18907

Eligibility

This competition is open to all knights. Only knights are eligible for prizes. Three Rings staff may tender suggestions at their own risk.

Deadline

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Judges

  • Raspberry
  • TheBadger
  • Eurydice

Judging Criteria

  • 50 points Evilness
  • 25 points Originality and creativity
  • 25 points Following details
  • -1000 points Trolling the competition or pestering the judges

Judging Phase

  • 1-3 weeks

Dependent on the volume of submissions received, real life schedules of the judges, and the few days it takes to stage and create a wallpaper of the winning entry. The wallpaper phase includes training inexperienced monsters into Academy Award actors and field testing evil office tactics on TheBadger.

Rewards

★★★★★President of Vice Receives:

  • 1500 CE Salary
  • Illustrious Wallpaper Illustration


Vice Management Receives:

  • ★★★★☆Senior Vice ~ 500 CE Salary
  • ★★★☆☆Junior Vice ~ 400 CE Salary
  • ★★☆☆☆Ad Vice ~ 300 CE Salary
  • ★☆☆☆☆De Vice ~ 200 CE Salary

Tactics for Success

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All office tactics will eventually be sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.




Winners

  • ★★★★★President of Vice (TBA)
  • ★★★★☆Senior Vice (TBA)
  • ★★★☆☆Junior Vice (TBA)
  • ★★☆☆☆Ad Vice (TBA)
  • ★☆☆☆☆De Vice (TBA)

Wallpaper

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