Cut by cut, fighting off a slag guard,

Low on health - swallowing capsules pill by pill.

Making sure the fire stays off me,

Charging up my swings, oh such a thrill!

Always gotta keep in mind my timing,

Making sure my sword is bright and shining,

I'm kiting, in F-S-C!

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Head to boot, covered in jelly,

Bomb or blade, don't you know your guild's on a crusade?

Sporting up the Gran Faust's shadow damage,

With a decent chance for a curse rampage,

Gotta lock the party, Pinkie logged on,

Even though I have a spot that's not gone,

I'm taking on, the Jelly Palace!

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Fighting is easy; for Snarbolax, something sharp,

Vanaduke, something icey,

Vog Cub Coat and Cap - do you think I'm too flashy?

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Weak to pierce - perhaps a Flourish?

Glowing eyes, why won't you just ever die?!

Gotta find the keys for the two doors,

Leaving wolver corpses on the floor,

Even though my coat has U-V piercing,

Doesn't keep their razer teeth from gnashing,

I'm fighting, the Gloaming Wildwoods!

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Limb by limb, hack by hack,

Shield goes up, still intact,

Shot by shot, aiming stilled,

Sword and gun: a good build.

And that's the art of the Guild!

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Twilight Sparkle: Now, the stars on my sword need to be technically accurate. Blizzbrand has a four star rating, not three.

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Alch by alch, crafting items better,

Deadline looms, don't you know the order, you can't shun?

Even if the energy is costly,

Got to get them all done by next run.

Pinkie Pie, the barrel can't be too small,

Wait until the bullets jam the gun.

I'm welding them together!

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Pinkie Pie: Don'tcha think my helm would be more me with some particles?

Rarity: Well, I think...

Pinkie Pie: Some horns?

Rarity: Well -

Pinkie Pie: DO IT!

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Hour by hour, farm the stage!

I got a Tri-Heart Pendant; make Dash rage.

Fluttershy, your helm is unaligned,

Rainbow Dash, armor's too inclined,

Oh my gosh, this sword is too maligned!

Don't forget, Applejack's bomb must grind!

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Alchemy is easy, every guild member's call,

Spending too much energy,

Have to pick up the pace, Quicksilver is speedy.

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Twilight Sparkle: That shield is Wise Owlite, not Grey Owlite.

Fluttershy: Divine Avenger, please.

Rarity: Ugh...

Pinkie Pie: More shadow damage! Oh no, that's too much shadow damage. More CTR! Oh, less CTR. Oh wait, I know... Attack speed!

Rarity: Attack speed?

Pinkie Pie: Whose bomb is this?

Rarity: Attack speed it is...

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Rainbow Dash: ...What?

Rarity: Aren't you going to tell me to change something, too?

Rainbow Dash: No, I just want my sword to be... Cool.

Rarity: Do you not like the sharpness?

Rainbow Dash: The sharpness is fine, just make it look cooler.

Rarty: Do you not like the weight?

Rainbow Dash: The weight's fine, just make the whole thing... You know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.

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Pinkie Pie: All my armor needs is some more red shards.

Rainbow Dash: All we really like is shock resist.

Twilight Sparkle: I am out of swordstones, can you spot me?

Fluttershy: Basil doesn't have my recipe.

Applejack: Even if you have to sell some CE,

Everypony: Make sure that it comes with a good UV.

Rarity: Got to balance out all of my rations,

Remember, it's all in the lacerations!

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Gun by gun, blade by blade,

Level 10, an upgrade,

Bomb by bomb, fused and armed,

Blast by blast, does mass harm,

And that's the art of the Guild!

Darkbugz: Three months of endless grinding, and tireless crusades!

Zettalux: We slaughtered several thousand slimes, some wearing a toupee.

Valkryie: But the heat we get is not enough, and these crowns are small, not gold.

Unity: And even though I love my toast, this run is getting old...

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Derpenstien: The time has come to go far in, to the depths of Tier three.

But it's also time to leave behind Tier two and the Jelly King.

How can I help - I'm new you see, what does Vanaduke do?

How do I fight without my Faust, I haven't got a clue!

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Everybody: Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

Let's finish our Spiral Knights cheer.

Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

'Cause it's really hot down here,

'Cause it's really hot down here.

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Darkbugz: Crossing a bridge, not to hard, 'cept for the wheels and flames,

And evil beings stirring from their fiery sleep, not tame.

We slash the Skellies, and we freeze the Trojan,

When it breaks loose, we do it over again!

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Everybody: Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

Let's finish our Spiral Knights cheer.

Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

'Cause it's really hot down here,

Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

'Cause it's really hot down here,

'Cause it's really hot down here.

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Unity: Little sprites are sealed away, under the coal and ash.

Espeonage: Surrounded by undead, affraid, during our noisey clash.

Unity: We help them gather up their kin, cleanse there their hearts and souls.

Espeonage: They help us traverse past the flames,

Both: So the farther we can go!

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Everybody: Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

Let's finish our Spiral Knights cheer.

Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

'Cause it's really hot down here,

Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

'Cause it's really hot down here,

'Cause it's really hot down here.

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Valkryie:No easy task to fight the hordes, they're undieing breeds.

With lots of care and divine, every Skelly bleeds.

Well they would if they weren't dead... Look out for that dead prude!

Now we face three Trojans here, why did you kill that dude?

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Everybody: Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

Let's finish our Spiral Knights cheer.

Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

'Cause it's really hot down here,

Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

'Cause it's really hot down here,

'Cause it's really hot down here.

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Derpenstien: Now that I know what I must do, I have to find my place,

And fight with all of my might, can't afford to lose face.

How will I do without my Curse; help the Celestian Guard way?

I want all the heat so I must, not screw up today,

Not screw up today!

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Everybody: Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

Let's finish our Spiral Knights cheer.

Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

'Cause it's really hot down here,

Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!

Derpenstien: I really need some better gear,

Not gunna last long I fear,

'Cause it's really hot down here!

This guild is full of many wonderful bronies who will help and love you at any hour. Every member, including Valkyrie, will extend you a helping hand in anyway possible. Veteran members are more willing to loan out materials, crowns, and crystal energy if need be. All the members run off Basil listings no matter what the depth or stars of the item, and are happy to buy and send recipes to those who send them the crowns. The guilds are constantly doing runs, and are willing to help you get any tokens you need from a boss.

The guild does have a Skype group that is filled with its most active members. Chatting around in there, microphone or not, you can receive faster assistance, and get to know the guild better. The members laugh, cry, troll, rage, and make fun of Valkyrie. If you want the best experience with the guild, I'd recommend checking out the Skype group, even if you don't like Skype.

Knights of Equestria will truly help you get to tier five gear a lot faster than many of the other guilds, and it will make it a fun ride too!

This guild is nuts...in a good way. Its just a boatload of fun all the time and the people here are just awesome. Im not a super hardcore player, when I play I just like to chill and have a good time. I dont really care if I succeed or fail as long as I had fun. I actually spend most of my time just chilling with my guildies in the town square most of the time. This guild really lives up to the brony spirit. Friendship is Magic!

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Oh man, cat planet, CAT PLANET

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I joined the guild when I was just a Tier 1 knight with my cobalt armour. Until then, I had to fend for myself and I had almost no knowledge of the game. That's when I came across Issy who was in the guild, "Knights of Equestria." Myself, being a fanatical brony already, begged him to get in. And I did.

I can honestly say that I wouldn't have made it to where I am now, without the guild. Not this fast. They've helped me through the game's milestones and beyond. They voluntarily gave me materials and such when asked, and I gladly paid them back. The guild is a great community and for any brony out there, I urge you to consider Knights of Equestria.

I joined this game because of this guild. Had it not been for them, I probably wouldn't be playing this right now. Had I started playing and not joined this guild, I would have lost interest in playing a LONG time ago. I don't come back to merely dungeon run to work towards my final set, I come because the members are great. Had it not been for them, this would be one of the MANY MMOs that is still festering somewhere in the recesses of my PC. Unlike those MMOs, however, all these people have made playing this game worthwhile. And maybe made it 20% cooler. About.

We help each other prosper, and have copious amounts of fun while doing it. You can't ask for a better deal. It's a win-win-win situation. You read that right. Three wins. A win for you, the guild, and the muffins. You'd be hard pressed to find another guild like this one.

And in case I didn't mention it before: Muffins. Muffins are always relevant. And delicious. Always delicious.

Muffin.

This guild is nothing short of awesome. For one, everyone helps everyone. Whether it be Tier 1 or 3, there's always someone free if there's ever required help. Everyone shares, if someone's missing an item, or needs a quick loan, it gets fixed instantly. Just as Pinkie sang: "You got to share, you got to care" it applies perfectly.

As for actual clockworks exploring, as others have attested, I can as well, teamwork goes a long way, and that's what we do. It's scary that in such a short time we've played we're taking on Vanaduke and hitting him with water balloons and actually beating him with somewhat of ease. Finding a better brony guild is impossible, even a better guild is impossible. Everyone here is super supportive and helpful.. that can't be stressed enough.

It's an honor to be here, everyone's so energetic and active, sure chat gets weird from now and then but it's always fun. Oh and we have a dedicated Skype set up so we can communicate at any point, which is especially useful for those water balloon fights with Vanaduke!