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| founder = Sparkgap
 
| founder = Sparkgap
 
| masters =  Sparkgap, Pyneapll, Tilybb, Utmostprovocative
 
| masters =  Sparkgap, Pyneapll, Tilybb, Utmostprovocative
| officers = Muffinmuch, Googola, Quantsr, Kzane, Sir-Sprunkleton
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| officers = Duglet, Muffinmuch, Googola, Quantsr, Kzane, Sir-Sprunkleton
 
| pop = 50+
 
| pop = 50+
 
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Still under construction by noobs for cheap labor.  
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Still under boring-ification by Pyneapll. u__u
  
  
 
== [[Image:Icon-bomb.png|30px|]] '''Machinists''' ==
 
== [[Image:Icon-bomb.png|30px|]] '''Machinists''' ==
  
We are a very close knit, active Blast Network guild, that is about one thing . . . FUN!
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We are a close-knit guild that specializes in (but is not limited to) Blast Network.
 
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Our goal is to keep the beloved mini-game alive by creating a respectable, friendly, and encouraging environment for all players.
We still do everything there is to do in Spiral Knights though. We kill bosses! We kill each other! We kill each other while killing bosses. . .the fun never stops!
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==[[Image:Icon-sword.png|30px|]]'''The Top Brass''' ==
 
==[[Image:Icon-sword.png|30px|]]'''The Top Brass''' ==
  
GUILD MASTERS
 
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[[Image:Equipment-Shocking_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] Sparkgap
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[[Image:Equipment-Shocking_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] '''Sparkgap'''
  
Founding father of the Machinists and all round decent bloke.  He is often found around Haven handing out his hard earned Cr
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Founding father of the Machinists and all-around decent bloke.  He is often found around Haven handing out his hard earned crowns
to the noobie needy in an effort to clean up the streets and feed their begging faces.
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to the needy noobie in an effort to clean up the streets and feed their begging faces.
  
[[Image:Equipment-Prime_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] Pyneappl
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[[Image:Equipment-Prime_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] '''Pyneapll'''
  
Most people bring a positive mental attitude to a BN match, she brings the "Pain". Many believe that she gained her BN skills from a dark trojan
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Self-proclaimed Professor of Demolition.
ritual involving sacred drawings, a bottle of coke and a half pack of mentos but this may just be idle speculation.  What  
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Many believe that she gained her BN skills from a dark Trojan ritual involving sacred drawings, a bottle of Coke, and a half pack of Mentos, but this may just be idle speculation.  What we do know is her apparent lack of lag during BN matches does seem to suggest some unknown power to be at work.
we do know is her apparent lack of lag during BN matches does seem to suggest some unknown power to be at work.
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[[Image:Equipment-Frosty_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] Tilybb
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[[Image:Equipment-Frosty_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] '''Tilybb'''
  
Look up "Pro BN player" in the SK wiki and her pictures next to it.  This scarred an grizzled warrior of the BN circuit has  
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Look up "Pro BN player" in the SK wiki and her picture is next to it.  This scarred and grizzled warrior of the BN circuit has  
forgotten more about taking lives in the BN arena in an hour than most could hope to learn in a lifetime!  She also constantly mumbles to herself  
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forgotten more about taking lives in the BN arena in an hour than most could hope to learn in a lifetime!  She also constantly mumbles to herself and can't leave the guild hall without turning the lights on and off 7 times...we're not sure what that's all about.
and can't leave the guild hall without turning the lights on and off 7 times. . . we're not sure what thats all about.
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[[Image:Equipment-Lovely_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] Utmostprovocative
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[[Image:Equipment-Lovely_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] '''Utmostprovocative'''
  
Unfortuneately due to a navigational malfunction during her escape, Utmost's escape pod landed on a sky island populated by cannibals.  
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Unfortunately due to a navigational malfunction during her escape, Utmost's escape pod landed on a sky island populated by cannibals.  
Fortunately for Utmost though, she felt right at home and perfected the art of cooking her own robotic kind. After years of trial and error as well as spice and herb hunting throughout the clockworks she stumbled upon the perfect manner of cooking her meal: Blast Network Bombs!
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Fortunately for Utmost though, she felt right at home and perfected the art of cooking her own robotic kind. After years of trial and error as well as spice and herb hunting throughout the Clockworks, she stumbled upon the perfect manner of cooking her meal: Blast Network Bombs!
  
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OFFICERS
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[[Image:Equipment-Spiral_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] Muffinmuch
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Baked in Lord Vanaduke's private kitchen, this cute widdle Muffin was cast out with the trash due to an excess of cuddlyness. She now resides in the Rescue Camp, participating in raids on Firestorm Citadel. In her free time she enjoys coloring Krogmo's Coliseum with bomb blasts.
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[[Image:Equipment-Emerald_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] '''Duglet'''
  
[[Image:Equipment-Golden_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] Googola
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The Professor's right-hand man! 'Nuff said...for now.
  
Having conquered the BN arena of the rising sun "Googorraa" has traveled through the clockworks and arrived at the borders of Krogmos kingdom to do the same here. With his exotic gameplay and following his Samurai code, Googorraa cuts through his BN competition like a seasoned Sushi chef through a freshly caught puffer fish. He sees everyone as an honorable adversary. . . but never shares his Sake!
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[[Image:Equipment-Spiral_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] '''Muffinmuch'''
  
[[Image:Equipment-Ruby_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] Quanstr
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Baked in Lord Vanaduke's private kitchen, this cute widdle Muffin was cast out with the trash due to an excess of cuddliness. She now resides in the Rescue Camp, participating in raids on Firestorm Citadel. In her free time she enjoys coloring Krogmo's Coliseum with bomb blasts.
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[[Image:Equipment-Golden_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] '''Googola'''
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Having conquered the BN arena of the Rising Sun, "Googorraa" has traveled through the Clockworks and arrived at the borders of Krogmo's kingdom to do the same here.  With his exotic gameplay and following his samurai code, Googorraa cuts through his BN competition like a seasoned sushi chef through a freshly caught puffer fish. He sees everyone as an honorable adversary...but never shares his sake!
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[[Image:Equipment-Ruby_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] '''Quanstr'''
  
 
The "Samba King" of the BN arena.   
 
The "Samba King" of the BN arena.   
  
[[Image:Equipment-Toxic_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] Kzane
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[[Image:Equipment-Toxic_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] '''Kzane'''
  
 
Neverlights champion
 
Neverlights champion
  
[[Image:Equipment-Cursed_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] Sir Sprunkleton
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[[Image:Equipment-Cursed_Bombhead_Mask_icon.png|30px|]] '''Sir-Sprunkleton'''
  
Born into aristocracy Sprunkles knew a life of peace and plenty. However he was a knight ruled by passion, wants and desires. One of which was . . . Lady Vanaduke. Unfortunately Lord Vanaduke heard word of his ambition and Sir Sprunkleton was driven naked into the clockworks to die.  It is a mystery how such a pampered wet sop such as he should survive, but survive he did, emerging in strange robes and wielding a blunt potato peeler.  Deep in the clockworks Sprunkles discovered an ancient shrine to the BN Snipe God and was given the holy duty by that deity of converting the masses and making as many "sacrifices" in the BN arena as possible. . he is a very faithful acolyte.
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Born into aristocracy, Sprunkles knew a life of peace and plenty. However, he was a knight ruled by passion, wants, and desires. One of which was...Lady Vanaduke. Unfortunately, Lord Vanaduke heard word of his ambition and Sir Sprunkleton was driven naked into the Clockworks to die.  It is a mystery how such a pampered wet sop such as he should survive, but survive he did, emerging in strange robes and wielding a blunt potato peeler.  Deep in the Clockworks, Sprunkles discovered an ancient shrine to the BN Snipe God and was given the holy duty by that deity of converting the masses and making as many "sacrifices" in the BN arena as possible...he is a very faithful acolyte.
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== [[Image:Icon-shield.png|30px|]] '''Guild Etiquette''' ==
 
== [[Image:Icon-shield.png|30px|]] '''Guild Etiquette''' ==
  
After meeting the requirements to be accepted, you must know a little about the rules.  
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As a member of the guild, you must know and abide by the rules and policies.
  
 
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*'''The Golden Rule''': Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. (And as if this weren't enough, treat everyone with respect and kindness.)
  
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*'''Guild Resources''': Be sensible about the resources available to you. The guild storage and Mist Well are for everyone's convenience, but do not be a glutton without significant contribution.
  
*1. Do not partake in any activity in-game that might bring our guild name into disrepute. Such activities include scamming, spamming, trolling, bullying, harassing or otherwise irritating other players (sending numerous unsolicited trade-requests counts).
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*'''Guild Hall Upkeep''': It is recommended (but not mandated) that each member contributes a minimum of (a measly) 1000 crowns per week for upkeep.
  
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*'''BN Etiquette''': Avoid using 'sticky bombs" in matches. These are considered unfair exploits.
  
*2. We encourage our members to help one-another in game, particularly with teaching new members how to acquire items they might need during game play.  Do not expect to receive mats, energy, crowns etc. from other guild members.  It is up to each individual member whether or not to give these things.  It is considered good etiquette to only ask for what you need in the way of materials (as Officers like Sir Sprunkleton usually carry everything and the kitchen sink). 
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*'''Activity''': Members will be removed from the guild upon reaching 1 month of inactivity. If you know you will be away from the game for an extended period of time, notify an officer so that you may be pardoned from removal.
 
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*3. When on a run or PvP, do not repeatedly invite other guild members.  One invite is enough. More than this is considered spamming.
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*4. If you expect to be away from the game for any extended period of time, you must contact a Guild Master or Officer to let them know (otherwise you may be removed from the guild for inactivity).
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Our guild storage is home to a number of materials which are to be used for crafting and/or the little prestige supply mission.
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It is not open for everyone to selfishly pillage! Likewise the mist well is to be used properly and not to be used significantly without contribution.
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If you do "steal" from our guild, You will be removed from our midst and live the rest of you days in the gutters of Haven 1254 as a social pariah.
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Other than that please treat other guilds' members with respect and fairness.
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== Recruitment and Ranks ==
 
== Recruitment and Ranks ==
Machinists promotes its members by the strength of thier back and the sweat of thier brow. (Bribes and flattery doesn't hurt either)
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Machinists generally has a closed recruitment policy, wherein officers invite based on their own judgment of a player's demeanor and enthusiasm for Blast Network. While we do not recruit upon request, there are exceptions to the policy to be made arbitrarily.
  
[[Image:Icon-helmet.png|30px|link=helmet]] Requirements to join the Machinists:  
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Promotions are also made arbitrarily and do not require the fulfillment of any specific tasks. However, here are some guidelines to follow:
  
* An active knight
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*Know and abide by the guild rules and policies
  
* Respect and love the beautiful game of BN
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*Play BN (This is a BN guild, after all)
  
* You must be kewl
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*Be active
  
* Respect other players!
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*Be helpful to your guildmates
  
* Playing fairly! (This means no sticky bombs or afk kills!)
 
 
 
 
[[Image:Icon-armor.png|30px|link=armor]]  Ranks
 
 
* Recruit = Anyone lucky enough to make the cut
 
 
* Member = Active and randomly promoted by an officer!
 
 
* Veteran =
 
 
* Officer =
 
 
==Why try out for the Machinists?==
 
Reasons started below
 
{{showhide|Top 5 reasons|content=
 
*We're baddass
 
*We have Pyneapll juice
 
*We have Pyneapll juice
 
*We have Pyneapll juice
 
*We have Pyneapll juice
 
*We have Pyneapll juice
 
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==Machinists Gallery==
 
==Machinists Gallery==
 
[[File:Image machinistswin.png|200px|]]
 
[[File:Image machinistswin.png|200px|]]

Revision as of 19:40, 28 January 2013

Machinists
GuildLogo-Machinists.png

FASNUAAA!!!

Guild Founder: Sparkgap
Approx. Population: 50+
Guild Master(s):

Sparkgap, Pyneapll, Tilybb, Utmostprovocative

Guild Officer(s):

Duglet, Muffinmuch, Googola, Quantsr, Kzane, Sir-Sprunkleton


Still under boring-ification by Pyneapll. u__u


Icon-bomb.png Machinists

We are a close-knit guild that specializes in (but is not limited to) Blast Network. Our goal is to keep the beloved mini-game alive by creating a respectable, friendly, and encouraging environment for all players.


Icon-sword.pngThe Top Brass

Icon-shield.png Guild Etiquette

As a member of the guild, you must know and abide by the rules and policies.


  • The Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. (And as if this weren't enough, treat everyone with respect and kindness.)
  • Guild Resources: Be sensible about the resources available to you. The guild storage and Mist Well are for everyone's convenience, but do not be a glutton without significant contribution.
  • Guild Hall Upkeep: It is recommended (but not mandated) that each member contributes a minimum of (a measly) 1000 crowns per week for upkeep.
  • BN Etiquette: Avoid using 'sticky bombs" in matches. These are considered unfair exploits.
  • Activity: Members will be removed from the guild upon reaching 1 month of inactivity. If you know you will be away from the game for an extended period of time, notify an officer so that you may be pardoned from removal.

Recruitment and Ranks

Machinists generally has a closed recruitment policy, wherein officers invite based on their own judgment of a player's demeanor and enthusiasm for Blast Network. While we do not recruit upon request, there are exceptions to the policy to be made arbitrarily.

Promotions are also made arbitrarily and do not require the fulfillment of any specific tasks. However, here are some guidelines to follow:

  • Know and abide by the guild rules and policies
  • Play BN (This is a BN guild, after all)
  • Be active
  • Be helpful to your guildmates


Machinists Gallery

Image machinistswin.png

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