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Zenith's skill somehow rapidly fluctuates from a ninja assasin to a clumsy buffoon. He claims that it's lag. It's actually a secret formula comprised of Red Bull, Jolt, Coffee, and Tea. Valve stole the recipe to make this formula and used it as the basis of BONK! Atomic Soda.Side affects include knowledge of spiral knights, insanity, seizures, internet crashes and power outages. It is rumored that Zenith is an alt of a GM, related to a GM, or a good friend of a GM, which would contribute to his/her knowledge of Spiral Knights. However, recent evidence suggests that this is false. Zenith is also rumored to have an incredible array of alts that he/she routes through tor and various proxies to prevent IP tracing. This, however, conflicts with the rumor that he/she lives in a strange area that prevents his/her IP to be traced. Zenith neither confirms nor denies any of these rumors.
 
Zenith's skill somehow rapidly fluctuates from a ninja assasin to a clumsy buffoon. He claims that it's lag. It's actually a secret formula comprised of Red Bull, Jolt, Coffee, and Tea. Valve stole the recipe to make this formula and used it as the basis of BONK! Atomic Soda.Side affects include knowledge of spiral knights, insanity, seizures, internet crashes and power outages. It is rumored that Zenith is an alt of a GM, related to a GM, or a good friend of a GM, which would contribute to his/her knowledge of Spiral Knights. However, recent evidence suggests that this is false. Zenith is also rumored to have an incredible array of alts that he/she routes through tor and various proxies to prevent IP tracing. This, however, conflicts with the rumor that he/she lives in a strange area that prevents his/her IP to be traced. Zenith neither confirms nor denies any of these rumors.
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Zenith is famed for his/her strange behavioral shifts when sleep deprived, ranging from insane to super serious.
 
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