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Introduction
So many stories to tell . . . I edit this at later date
The Common Collective
Dukeplatypus: Snarby Trading Inc.
Meanwhile in Three Rings HQ: "Hey guys! I have an idea! Let's put a sword in the game that's half the power of a calibur, only goes to four star, and does normal damage!" Disclaimer: "I don't know, it seems unbalanced" "But... PROJECTILES" Disclaimer: "Case closed, put that sugar baby in the game!"
Time: "Chuck Norris punches through everything
Doom: "He can't punch through Bruce Lee (even though Bruce Lee is already dead)
Time: "You're right, Chuck Norris couldn't punch through Bruce Lee"
Time: "So he punched him into his grave"
Zing!
Doom ":O How dare you!"
Shortly after, I was punched by Doom . . . in the face.
The beginning of this conversation between Melaco and Time is unknown. Starting at a strong point:
Time: "I'm itching for some sharp puns"
Melaco: "Just try not to make them too tacky"
Time: "though, that could be pointless"
Melaco: "In a roundabout way"
Bgood: "Maybe you should start by PUNchuating your sentences" [ Where did that come from?]
Blazer dies from purposely walking into some shadow fire [and starts soft-ragin']
Time: "You were under a-tack"
Melaco: "Then the situation got pressing"
Melaco: "So, Blazer, safe to assume, you on fire tonight?"
Time: "That pun's gotta burn"
Melaco: "Not anymore, he's on ice"
Time: "Trying to compete? You're no match for me"
Dfliyerz: "Epic pun battles of history" [Again...ಠ_ಠ]
Time: "Puns seem to be a hot topic tonight"
Melaco: "Nah, you don't strike me that way"
Time: "I bet you're burning out"
Time: "I fuel on memory, not Google" [Was a joke, neither of us were using anything external for the puns]
Melaco: "I fuel on imagination"
Time: "I bet that extra mental proccessing hertz"
Melaco: "Only a little, if you enjoy that kind of therapy" [Mocking my studies in Psychology]
Time: "This battle might be difficult to extinguish"
Melaco: "Good thing I did not start the fire"
Time: "Ryan did, of course"
Melaco: "Maybe I should stop putting it out"
Time: "You should just freeze right where you are"
Melaco: "Oh come on, no need for the cold shoulder
Time: "Getting a little frostbit by my smoking hot puns?"
Melaco: "Of course not, just finding them a bit lukewarm"
Melaco: "Maybe you could use some adjustment?"
Time: "Quite a chilling concept, no matter"
Dfliyerz: "HUE"
Melaco: "Dfliyerz, try not to interrupt our heated debate"
Time: "It's on thin ice"
Time: "Now, continue. Don't be shy, be brrrrrave" [That was awful]
Time: "And don't be too frigid"
[Dfliyerz jokes about google]
Time: "Hey, this is from memory; this fire won't last forever"
Melaco: "Don't worry, I will warm up to you. Give it time"
[Dfliyerz and I joke about other guilds]
Melaco: "It's okay, unless you bat for the other team"
Time: "Na, I like to stay current"
Time: "So watt reason did we start this in the first place?"
Melaco: "No idea. A bolt of inspiration?"
Dfliyerz: "I am having a brain hemmorage from all this pun"
Melcao: "We needed to ground out the solution"
Time: "I could conduct something"
Bgood: "It's a pun to the death"
Melaco: "Yeah, you are metal enough"
Time: "I try not to alt.ernate pun themes
Time: "But shock, that's always an enlightening theme"
Melaco: "I think you may be reaching capacity, though"
Time: "You might find that revolting"
Melaco: "Not the least. I have high resistance"
Time: "Though, I'll relay this conversation, and store it for later"
Melaco: "Well, you got me on the electrical jokes. I will try to adapt"
Melaco: "Maybe find somewhere where I can plug in?"
Time: "We should pull the plug on this battle before Dfliyerz gets an unfarad vantage"
Time: "Such a lecture circuit"
Melaco: " I think we shorted that one out, a bit, though"
Time: "Dfliyerz should be OHMitted from the battle"
Time: "Wire we even continuing?"
Melaco: "Yes, I am still running"
Melaco: "Still got that zipity zap"
Time: "Because you're in trouble for being charged
Time: "With assault"
Time: "And battery"
Dfliyerz: "-.-" ['Hue' in disguise]
Melaco: "Nah, I was released of all charges"
Melaco: "They let me out on the ground floor"
Time: "Now you're just re-using puns"
Melaco: "That, and I need to actually sleep" [And then he logged off and I went on to Lockdown]
Dfliyerz: "Hue" [nuff' said]
The generalized idea everytime I "start" for example....
Time: "A chilling concept"
Dfliyerz: ".-."
Time: "Here come the puns :>"
Dfliyerz: "OH CRAP"
Dfliyerz: "RUN"
One supposedly normal evening:
Dfliyerz: "And "Steve Jobs' Pancreas"
Dfliyerz: "Wrong chat.
Dfliyerz: "XD"
[Short guild silence]
Time: "LOL"
Topxkiller: "Words of wisdom"
Time: "This chat brought to you by the 'lolwut moments' foundation"
Ultimapwner: "XD"
Caketastrophe event dance: The Harlem Cake/Harlem Bake
After literally ten minutes debating who is best pony:
Oprime: "Daring Do is best pony"
Dfliyerz: "Angry.rar"
Articunno: "I swear we're gonna end up having a war about who is best pony"
Time: "Starspike the Rainbow Crackle is best Pony"
Blitzhawk: "Time, you just read my mind"
Dflyerz: "Hi, it's Vince with Baby Applejack! Guaranteed to give you diabetes every time you loot at her!
Time: "Billy Mays sells Baby Applejack. Vince sell Baby Diamond Tiara"
Founder of Pepperidge Farm Natural Ripe Rocket Snipes
Only two people online in the guild, and quite bored:
Time: This is boring
Dfliyerz: Yeah
Time: Just you and me
Dfliyerz: Hue
Time: >:3
Dfliyerz is scared
The-Time-Keeper makes his move
Dfliyerz: OGOD
Time: :D
Dfliyerz: LOL
Talking about a new type of Toaster, because someone said that their Toaster wasn't working:
[The beggining of this is unknown; starting from a strong point]
Articunno: Nah I think it's overweight
Art: My toaster.....
Art: Dang it
Art: This is awkward
Bgood: Lol good one Art
Kat: lolwait what?
Bgood: His toaster won't toast toast
Espeon: His toaster is overweight
Espeon: Coulnd't burn enough
Toaster-Repairpony: Oooooooooho
Time: Art's weight is made of toast
Time: Art is a toaster
Time: Everything and all of humanity makes sense now
Bgood: So what's toast then?
Time: Art
Espeon: The Arctic
Bgood: Umhum, interesting
Art: Look, if I'm a toaster, then I'm a friggen' glowy blue toaster with wings
Espeon: Sounds like an Alienware toaster
Bgood: They make those!?! Gotta buy one
Time: Outer-toast [That was a lame pun...]
Espeon: We've reached the crust
Toaster: It would probably be an overpriced thing with glowy stuff all over
Espeon: You can change the color of the heat coils
Bgood: I totally need one then
Time: It would also be see-through
Time: Option of rainbow-coil construct as well
Bgood: I want a toaster made of glass, lol
Art: And it could toast like 10 pieces at once
Espeon: No power outlet needed
Espeon: It just needs some batteries
Espeon: To fry the Nvidia card inside
Art: And it would have an optional omelet drive attachment
Time: There's an option of Sweetie's toast soup heating mode
Art: And it would come with three extra slices of HAM
Espeon: Can upgrade to additional SSD during the morning sales
Espeon: Grinds coffee
Bgood: I'd rather have the ham lol
Time: And drinks it for you too
Art: Need Wi-Fi for occasional software updates
Bgood: This is starting to sound like the new X-box
Espeon: Heh, how do you think it'd taste?
Time: Like cabbage
Espeon: Soak some bread with coffee and then toast it
Espeon: Sounds crazily familiar enough to not be that bad
Time: It would taste the direct opposite of Rarity's hoof [Marshmallow]
Time: And also like poor investment
Bgood: Umm... delisios
Art: Would hover on magnets
The-Time-Keeper is now hungry for Sweetie B's toast soup
Bgood: I didn't know you liked my soup
Time: You're not a dictionary
Bgood: You had to see that coming though, lol
Art: I dub this toaster "The KoE overly expensive generally useless nuclear powered alienware toaster of power!"
Espeon: TM
Hired-Coke: Lol, deal of a life time
Bgood: Pun alert
Kat: Would you like to buy Articunno's overly expensive generally useless nuclear powered alienware toaster (c)?
Art: It's only 1.000 bits!
Bgood: I thought it was battery powered
Coke: Naw it was bread powered
Coke: Upgrade with the butter
Kat: It can run Crysis 2 like butter
Art: Nuclear batteries Kitty
Bgood: Oh I see now
Coke: It likes playing Battlefield 3 on Windows 1934
Kat: It has as much processing power as a $2.34 calculator
Coke: 0.032 bits of RAM
Toaster: Is there such a thing as half a bit?
Time: And 0.004 bits of digi-cupcake
Coke: Maybe
Kat: If you type more than 2 wpm in word, it crashes
Kat: It does not get viruses from other software
Kat: It gets viruses from itself
Time: Penguins would like this Toaster
Kat: *WARNING: Penguin usage could be fatal
Time: *To humans
Bgood: What about kitties?
Time: Kitties turn into balls of fluffle fur when using toaster
Bgood: The one you where spinning with jw
Bgood: Lol wrong chat
Time: Justin Weaver? [Spin pun]
Kat: Lol
Bgood Just wondering
Kat: I've got Weaver fever!!!
Time: Beaver fever here
Bgood: I think I created a new illness
Time: I wood buy it [Regarding the toaster]
Art: And yes! For only the low low price of 1.000 bits you can own this amazing toaster! (I am not liable for any damage this may cause to your health. If damaged, blame Toaster-Repairpony)
Toaster: Daaaang
Bgood: I dare someone to draw a picture of this toaster!
Kat: A picture of the toaster, and several dead penguins in the background
Dfliyerz and Time:
I want to be the very best, like no pony ever was
To befriend them is my real test
To tolerate is my cause!
I will travel across Equestria
searching far and wide!
Takes' ponies to understand
the love that's inside!
Gotta love them all! Gotta show them all!
Harmony!
Time: In other news: This just in! The water IS WET! More at eleven.
Kat-Kill-You: Omg
Dfliyerz: :O
Kat: My life
Dfliyerz: lies!
Kat: It just changed
Kat: You completely flipped everything I knew upside down, Time.
Discusssing Guild changes and theme...
Time: We should stand out
Dfliyerz: When I become an Officer, I'll deal with this fashion disaster
Zipfile: interesting...
Time: Excuse ME
Time: WHEN!?
Dfliyerz: IF
Standion: Ha ha! XD
Zip: LOL
Bgood: Oh burn! :3
Kkingsly: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
King: Depends on how hard you throw them
(Long pause)
King: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
Time: . . .
Bgood: Going too far, man
King: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
Toaster: There's quite a bit of difference
Time: That's sick, mate
Bgood: I'm literaly sick
Time: Aww, hope you feel better, and get well quickly
Bgood: me too
Toaster: Same here
Time: We'll need a medic soon if this keeps up .-.
Time: How do you make Kkingsly a good burger? Depends on how well you grind him (Attempt at teaching King his own medicine)
King: What's the difference between beef and a baby?
King: One doesn't scream when you grind it
Bgood: Okay, really too far
Time: What's the difference between clean joke tellers and cruel joke tellers?
Time: The clean ones can stay
The-Time-Keeper removed Kkingsly from Knights Of Equestria
King [Through Tell]: D:
Time: Don't worry, I'll reinvite
Bgood: Yay, best joke!
Kakeru-Kun: ^
King [Tell]: D::::::D::D:::D:D::D
King [Tell]: ;-;
Bgood: Sorry, but that was one baby step over the line
Bgood: ^I made a funny
Kkingsly accepted The-Time-Keeper's invitation to join Knights Of Equestria
Time: I'm putting this on my wiki page. Pure win
King: Oh glob that scared me so so much ;A;
And from that day, King's cruel jokes severely dropped in appearance.
Bgoodkitty logs on one day....
Time: Ohai
Toaster: Hello Kitty
Ka: Hi lover
Time: Oh my, I didn't even notice you were on
Time: I was probably occupied with guild join requests
Bgood: Did you just call me hellokitty!!! >:U
Toaster: Maybe ._.
Ka: XD
King: Lol, that's cute
Time: My Little Kitty: Bgood is Majik
King: lul
Time: Strawberry Shortkitty
Bgood: I'm watching you Toast O.O
Time: Audience: "Enough"
Bgood: And now Time too XD
Toast: What do you mean?
Time: BBratzkitty
Time: *Slaps self*
Toaster: Bad Time
King: We should keep mocking Bgood all day
[Long silence]
King: Maybe not
Time: But she's too good a friend to mock all day if she does mind
King: How much is a Golden Laurel worth?
Time: 900k
King: Really?
Time: No
King: Aww
Time: About 70k-90k
King: Even if it was I wouldn't even be able to afford the posting fee XD
King: Should I try and sell my Laurel or wear it?
Time: Depends on what you were planning on putting it on, if anything in particular
King: I'm thinking of either putting it on my Seerus Mask or my Deadshot Chapeau
King: But I already have a birthday candle on my Seerus Mask
Ka: What version of Seerus?
King: Perfect
Time: Deadshot: Good choice. Seerus 5*: Sell it
King: It's bound >.>
Time: Pardon. I meant that if you plan on putting the Laeruallalal on the Seerus Mask, sell the Lauren
King: [Potassium]
Time: Overplayed combo
Time: In my fashion opinion
Ka: ^
King: I think I should put a game face on my Seerus Mask
Time: But that's just me, you can do whatever you feel would look nice
King: It's a dancy game face
Time: *Rawr*
Bgood: I think . . .
Time: Dancy
Time: That will be may word of the day; I like it
Bgood: You should put a game face on your game face :U
King: No!
Time: Hey Bgood
King: Ima put teh game face on a Fractured Seerus Mask!
King: Lol, I have 21 flawed poo orbs
Bgood: I feel gutsy so I'm gunna eat a super sour candy :D
ಠ_ಠ
Time: Haaaaaaaaaaaay Bgood
Bgood: Yesss
King: Hue hue hue
Time: Kittyface
Time: *boop*
Bgood: Ooooohhhhhhhhhh
Bgood: Epic, and omg, sour
Time: Sour?
Toaster: I love sour candy
Time: It's so sweet (Data transferred)
Bgood: I feel gutsy
King: Oh gosh, I hate sour candy
King: I remember once
Bgood: Now I'm like whhhhyyyy! D:
King: There was this one person who I hated so much
King: he wouldn't stop talking
King: And so I took a sour candy to force myself to throw up
Bgood: Oh Time, Time... (Data received)
Ka: We kill turtles
Time: *Crams a large chunk of cuprite into mouth*
Toaster: What the heck? (I'd run too)
Bgood: I'm a
Bgood: Sourpuss :D
King: Hue hue hue
Time: The cat has her toungue. With sour treats
Toaster: Tasty
King: What kind of sour treats?
Time: Sour feels
Bgood: Oh gosh the sad moments, too much! *spits it out*
Time: Sournip for Bgoodkitty
King: Lol that sounds wrong
Toaster: I do remember her tasting sour...
Bgood: Hey :U
Time: Sorry, that does sound a bit queer when I re-read
Talking about being on fire (figuratively)
The beggining is unknown. Starting from the first place of evidence
Magnum: So am I...But it's because I have a Valk helm and I have a weakness to it
Magnum: Lol
Bgood: Same for me
Bgood: but mostly cas I'm just that awesome \o/
Bgood: Then they're like you should see a doctor about that :O
Time: So then the doctor can inspect your awesomeness
Time: Then they'd call up NASA and tell them of the awesomeoverload
Bgood: But he always seems to get burned by it
Bgood: Pun^
Time: Then they'd use you in the space program to make space awesome
Bgood: Space is awesome already time :3
Time: But it can be awesomeer
Ka: Awesomenauts?
Bgood: Space space space space
Magnum: Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Time: Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
Time: I love space, space is good
Time: Let's go to space
Time: Space space space
Bgood: I created a monster >:D
Ka: YES! We get it! You, Space in it. WE KNOW!
Time: Space space space spaaaaaaaaaaaaace! Space! Space space space spaaaaaaaaaaaaace! Space! Space space space spaaaaaaaaaaaaace! Space! Space space space spaaaaaaaaaaaaace! Space! Space space space spaaaaaaaaaaaaace! Space!
Time: Space Spaaaace space space SPACE space spaaaace Space Space Spaaace Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!! space Space Spaaaace space space SPACE space spaaaace Space Space Spaaace Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!! space Space Spaaaace space space SPACE space spaaaace Space Space Spaaace Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!! space Space Spaaaace space space SPACE space spaaaace Space Space Spaaace Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!! space Space Spaaaace space space SPACE space spaaaace Space Space Spaaace Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!! space Space Spaaaace space space SPACE space spaaaace Space Space Spaaace Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!! space
Time: Space Spaaaaace space space SPACE SPAAAACE SPACE space space space spaaaace SPACE Space Spaaaace space
Bgood: spaaaaaaaaaaaace
Bgood: *caps
King: Good thing they removed using orbs to craft the fiendish IDs
Ka: Why is there no "snap fingers" emote?
King: But I hate how they increased their defense and damage output
Time: But now it takes ten crowns
Magnum: Space..........the final frontier
King: wut
Time: Which is still better
Time: For the spleen
King (Sarcastically): How do you craft card?
Time: How do I shot web?
Time: That's one of my life mottos, lol
Bgood: Watch spider pig he knows :3
Time: I don't know why, but I love that web [<lolpun] saying and doge
Ka: Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does what ever a Spider Pig does.
Magnum: Y'know what...forget Omega...All hail the Blitz Needle
Bgood: *monotone voice* Kitty in a box
Time: This is the worst day of my life. "The worst day of your life SO FAR!"
Time: May the Blitz Needle Hail down on your foes
Time: Lolpun
Ka: Hah
(Missing evidence of about 11 lines of text)
Magnum: No, but if it's in China, the kids will eat it anyway
Bgood: *Bites herself* Sadly, no T.T
Time: *licks Bgood*
King: Bgoodkitty reminds me of princess unikitty
Time: Tastes like chicken, high in fiber, low cal.
Bgood: <0.0> I said I wasn't chocolate
Magnum: Oh my gosh, you have no idea how much I hate devilites
Time: Even if it isn't chocolate, it's just so sweet
Time: *licks Bgood slowly*
Magnum: Almost 100% chance of being shocked if hit and if you do get it you're screwed
Ka: *licks Bgoodkitty.* "You taste like chocolate to me"
Time: They love you too, Magnum
Bgood: <#0.0#>
Time: Good thing I'm not made out of chocolate
Bgood: *Bites Time*
Ka: Oh dear
Magnum: I just can't wait until I'm done with this event it's nerve racking
Time: Oh noes, get away!
Bgood: *chases Time*
Time: I know what'll keep you away
Time: Look Bgood, it's a picture of Dfliyerz!
Bgood: *Chases him more now* I want that! >:D
Magnum: Omg if I use my Seraphynx's shield I don't take shock damage...I never knew that
Bgood: So I can burn it!!! >:D
Time: Look bgood, It's a picture of me
Time: Look, it's Axie, your bfffbbffbf lolrofllawlulz friend
Time: Okay, enough
Ka: XD
Bgood: Again, I'd love that picture too, so you're really not helping yourself here X3
Time: Though, that was funny
Time: I know how to keep you away
Time: *licks Bgood...*
Time: *...sexually*
Time: Oh sh--
Magnum: Giggity
King: Oh yeah
Bgood: <#O.O#> Ya that worked
Magnum: Riiiiiiiiight
Time: I wouldn't actually do that
Time: That would be disrespectful to both Bgood and Ka
Bgood: I know you want this Time 0.-
Magnum: Lol, reminds me of a person from a brony chat room on chatango
Magnum: He's so crazy
(Evidence lost of some more talk, about 7 lines)
Time: Gosh, I love you Bgood and Ka for humouring the situation.
Bgood: Cheater >:U
Time: ?
Ka: Love you too
Bgood: I thought it was just me T.T
Damaxus: XD
Time: Well, at least SOMEpony admires my affection *sways hips sassy-like*
Time: :>
Time: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE. lulz
(Very little guild chat activity, about 5 minutes later)
Bgood: *Pounces on time* >:D
King: Hue hue hue what's going on here?
Bgood: Magic
King: Now that just sounds wrong
Ka: Happy Happy Fun "Time" [ಠ_ಠ]
King: Even more wrong
Magnum: Dark Magic
Magnum: With shadows and stuff
Bgood: Kakeru how could you say such a thing :U
King: He's just telling the truth
Bgood: Orly? :O
King: Hue hue hue
Bgood: I should be notified more often :O
Bgood: Will there be cake? :o
King: Sure, just go under the bed
King: I bet they're some pieces of lint under there also
King: And some skeletons
Bgood: Wait this is a trap :U
King: No
King: Maybe
King: Kind of
King: Not a deadly kind, that is
King: Tee hee
Bgood: I'm a taken kitty sir >:U
King: What no
King: Silly
Bgood: And only the most premium catnip :U
King: Catnip is somewhat illegal
King: Never smoke it
Bgood: Naa, I ain't a drug person don't worry ^^
King: I had a friend who tried smoking catnip before because he thought it would have the same effect on humans as cats but LOL NOPE
Magnum: But drugs are illegal
Magnum: Wrong chat
Bgood: Do hugs not drugs kids \o/
Blitz: lel
Time: I think I've become addicted
Time: I need my Marijuana Sauce, I missed my daily dose
King: Lol
King: My friends are awesome
King: His sarcasm is extremely high
Time: I am extremely high
Time: Wake up dawg and help me
Bgood: Ha
King: Lol!
Derpenstien logs on after many months of inactivity
A couple minutes later...
Derp: Then I became "That guy that hadn't been on in a couple months
Derp: but I guess was still important enough to not give the big boot"
The-Time-Keeper demoted Derpenstien to Recruit
Time: Any last words?
Derp: My only regret
Derp: Is I didn't pony hard enough that one time
Derp: You know the one
Time: Moar ponies, focus
The-Time-Keeper promoted Derpenstien to member
Derp: With the pony
King: :|
King: Hee hee that sounds wonrg
Derp: Now I have monies to try and spend on accessories and costumes, but I always miss event and stuff...
Time: Buck up, there will be more events and holidays will come around ^.^
King: Bad luck brain *cough* *cough*
Derp: But I missed pony tails
Time: Don;t get emotionally broken and sadly dramatic like Yuri on me :>
Derp: Don't worry, I'm not
Derp I just finally found the one tail I'd use
Time: What would that beith?
Derp: Divine and Volcanic
Time: What kind?
Derp: For my angelic and demon costumes
Derp: Dah tailz
Time: Trojan? Cat? Wolver?
Derp: Pony
Derp: Watchathink
Time: DESCRIBE ITS FORM, DAWG......
Derp: I DUNNO
Derp: DAH TROJAN ONE...They count as ponies, right?
King: Kewl
Time: Ah
Derp: Giant stone ponies?
Derp: That crush me everytime I try to say hi
Time: I want it NOW *Smash* -Rarity
Time: Or Applebloom
King: Hee hee that sounds wrong also
Derp: "But I want it nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"
King: Teehee
Time: Speaking of crushes, for those who have seen the latest episode
Time: *giggles*
King: I havn't so shhhh
Time: No problem
King: Meh, I havn't been keeping up with the episodes
Time: Snape kill Dumbledore
Time: Thar, I'm done
King: I think my love for MLP is fading
Time: Go buy a plushie of your favourite pony, and hang on to him/her
King: Actually no, nvm. I just havn't had the time
Time: I have my RD plushie with shades right by me
Time: ^.^
Derp: I don't have a plushie :X
King: >.> I hate my dirty mind
Derp: I have a bunch of little tiny figurines
Derp: And they poke when I hug them
Derp: So I stopped doing that
King: Sometimes it can be nice while I stare at a hot looking spiral knight but sometimes my dirty mind can be the thing I hate the most
Derp: ...
Derp: Now I would be disappoint....
King: SHHHH
Derp: But you're not the only one, sister
Derp: Except...Maybe you are
Derp: I dunno
Time: *Stares longly at Derpenstien*
King: e,e
Derp: timepleaseidon'twantanotherbaby
Time: *whispers "...Oniichan..."*
King: XD
Derp: ican'thandlethatkindofresponsibilityseriouslyman
More to come.
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