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| − | | name = Dunkshire
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| − | | motto = You have stolen the king's dunk! YOU FOOL!
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| − | | founder = [[User:DoctahWahwee|DoctahWahwee]]
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| − | *[[User:DoctahWahwee|DoctahWahwee (Dr. Wily/ Diarist/ Doc/ Sky)]]
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| − | | officers =
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| − | *Sodenomai
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| − | *Mikaxsus
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| − | *Burd
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| − | *Edontsu
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| − | *Daclub
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| − | *Choridia
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| − | | pop = # 70
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| − | == Welcome to the realm of DUNKSHIRE ==
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| − | ''"Get dunked."'' ~Pro
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| − | It looks like you've stumbled upon our humble guild page! Guess I might as well tell you what's up. We here at Dunkshire have one key mission to take; to dunk everything in our way. We live for the dunk, we breathe the dunk, we die because nobody called MIA or warded the river. Who is going to stop us? You? PSSH! Oh, and there's some stuff that involves [[Basil|unlocking Cradle's secrets]] and [[Royal Jelly|ending royal blood lines]]. Not to mention the daily 4934090202 runs of [[Lord Vanaduke|lovely bullet dodging]] here and there.
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| − | Wait. You do the same thing?
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| − | Well, we are the masters of DUNK. Get dunked. Get dunked. Get dunked. Nooblords. Nooblords. Nooblords.
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| − | We're absolutely amazing, sporting an entire cast of top-notch knights all wielding gear just as top-notch! Oh, and don't forget about our amazing bombers and gunslingers, swordmasters, and yes, even shieldbearers! But really, we here at Dunkshire just want to have fun. We hope you do too!
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| − | ''... For the sake of us all.''
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| − | ''... in lulz we trust.''
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| − | == ... Are you kidding me? ==
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| − | In all seriousness; we are a lulzy guild, looking to bring the Spiral Knights community the laughter and joy they deserve. If you want a chill guild, where you can unleash your daily lulz, then dunking is the best option for you.
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| − | Please be warned; we do not take this game seriously. This guild is NOT for people who take this game seriously, nor is it for people who can't take a joke.
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| − | While we aren't a guild to take this game seriously because... well, it's a GAME; <s>we are still a very active,</s> and err... friendly guild! No seriously. We're adorable. You'll wanna hug us and have our children.
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| − | == 3? ==
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| − | == How do I get in? Not that I want to... ==
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| − | We are like some guilds, we are like others. But hey, we're like a big and happy family! Here's the lowdown on how things work around here. It's so easy, a [[Punch|jacked-up Gremlin]] can do it! Don't be afraid just because we want ''decent'' people. <s>We don't discriminate</s>. We're here to have fun, but we're not here to '''die'''. <s>[[Basil|Or are we?]]</s>
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| − | '''Gear''' -
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| − | <s>2*</s> 4* Equipment is the bare minimum to get in. We don't want anyone flinging their [[Proto Gun]] in our faces... For the most part. <s>Of course, the guild master might just happen to be ''a little'' biased, and will let someone in if they're a good enough friend.</s> We frown upon bias!
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| − | '''Literacy''' -
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| − | It sounds silly, yes, but you need to be able to type/speak properly. If you don't know how to type, please take typing lessons and possibly stuff your face with some Eggo's.
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| − | If we can't understand you, we don't want you here.
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| − | '''R.E.S.P.E.C.T.''' -
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| − | We are all family here at the realm of DUNKSHIRE.
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| − | '''Dedication''' -
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| − | You may not be the best at dunking, but you must show your effort. It helps if you have [[Skelly Mask|Skelly]] [[Jelly Mail|Jelly]].
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| − | '''Humor''' - Learn to take a joke, we don't appreciate butthurt people. Or you CAN be butthurt, and simply provide the rest of the members with more lulz about how butthurt you are.
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| − | '''Skelly Jelly''' - /look /look /look
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| − | == Rules of the realm ==
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| − | * Rules of the Realm:
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| − | * 1. Do not be annoying.
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| − | * 2. Do NOT be annoying.
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| − | * 4. Doc is your supreme overlord. What he says goes.
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| − | * Note this does not mean:
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| − | * - What you buy/craft. That is your decision and yours' only.
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| − | * - How you do runs. Do whatever you want lol
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| − | * - Anything else that is blatantly obvious god why am I explaining this to you gtfo
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| − | * This DOES mean:
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| − | * - General issues that regard the guild and it's members.
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| − | * - Who gets promoted/demoted.
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| − | * 5. No one wants to deal with attitudes. Leave your attitude at the door.
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| − | * 6. Contribute to the guild every day. Whether it be something small like a few mats or something huge like 10k cr, every contribution is appreciated.
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| − | * 7. Show respect. This means people in and outside the guild.
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| − | * 8. Dunk everyone in sight.
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| − | * 9. There is no 9.
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| − | * 10. HAVE FUN HUEHUEHUE
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| − | == Other things to keep in mind ==
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| − | * It is best that you have gear that is 4* or above.
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| − | * Literacy is a must. If we can't understand you, nobody is going to have fun.
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| − | * Ask an officer or GM before using the mist well. You will be reprimanded if you fail to follow this simple rule.
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| − | * The exceptions to exceptions is exceptional. Except upon exceptions.
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| − | == Who should I look out for? ==
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| − | Glad you asked! We here at Dunkshire have <s>not enough patience</s> far too many people to even begin saying how amazing they all are, but here's a <s>biased listing</s> select few members that stand out!
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| − | W I P
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| − | Of course, there's so much more!
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| − | == How do I fit in with the guild? ==
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| − | Okay, here we go! First, you must spread a thick layer of peanut butter onto the white part of a slice of bread. You can only spread the peanut butter on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread peanut butter on one side. Spreading peanut butter on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. Next, you must spread a thick layer of jelly onto the white part of a slice of bread. You can only spread the jelly on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread jelly on one side. Spreading jelly on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. You cannot spread jelly onto the same slice of bread onto which you have spread peanut butter. Also, you cannot spread peanut butter or jelly onto more than one slice of bread, as this will provide an undesired excess of either ingredient. Additionally, only peanut butter and jelly can be spread onto these slices of bread; no other ingredient will suffice, and no substitute can be used in a sandwich that is to be legitimately recognized as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Likewise, only bread may be the substance upon which the peanut butter and jelly are spread, as anything else does not fit the standards of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich; if the peanut butter and jelly are spread onto a culinary medium that isn’t bread, the meal at hand simply is not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Once you have accomplished spreading a thin layer of peanut butter onto the white of one side of one slice of bread, and likewise has been accomplished using grape jelly on a separate slice of bread, you must match the slices of bread up to each other, forming a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. In this scenario, the peanut butter-covered face of bread must be facing the jelly-covered face of the second slice of bread so that the peanut butter surface touched the surface of the jelly. The surface of the peanut butter is not allowed to touch a jelly-less substance of bread, resulting in the jelly facing outwards, and likewise applies to the jelly. If a substance is found facing on the outside of the sandwich, the product will not be accepted as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The side with peanut butter and the side with jelly on it must match up and stick together to form one solid sandwich. When the eater picks up the sandwich, he or she must hold both pieces of bread at the same time, or else one slice will fall off, and eating only one slice of bread will not be recognized as the same or even similar to eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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| − | == Trivial things? Oh dear... ==
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| − | Every guild needs to have a list of things that nobody really cares about! That's the point of trivia sections, to say things that ''somebody'' might find interesting!
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| − | * Few members are proud owners of a [[Darkfang Shield]].
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| − | * Ema-The-Vampire is married to the [[Snarbolax]].
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| − | * Her relations with the [[Snarbolax]] may just be what caused [[Rabid Snarbolax|an unfortunate infection.]]
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| − | * Shadow Lairs? How's about a walk in the park instead?
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| − | * [[Skelly Mask|Skelly]]-[[Jelly Mail|Jelly]] raids are a frequent occurrence.
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| − | * Get dunked.
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| − | * It is written <s>only Link can defeat Ganon</s> that Ema-The-Vampire is also a Ghost Buster. That must be explain why she wears [[Authentic Spookat Mask|that hideous mask...]] Who're you gonna call?
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| − | * Remember when we said nobody was going to bother with accessories? Yeah, we kinda lied.
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| − | * Apparently, Bechamel is Doc's husband. Their engagement ring is a donut.
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| − | * In addition, Kozma is Doc's wife. Go figure.
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| − | * Betelgeuse and Doc can never agree on anything. Even if they agree on it.
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| − | * The officers are Master Yi. Doc is Darius.
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| − | * Ed is always confused.
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| − | * it was a monday night in the woods she is and alpha female and has black and her teeth were sharper than pirahna teeth and her eyes were red it was cold and windy and she was walking near a creek and i was standing tall and straight with pride i looked about 18
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