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Damage armor<br> | Damage armor<br> | ||
Merchant happy<br> | Merchant happy<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Couture|content= | ||
| + | <br>a gremlin haiku?<br> | ||
| + | what is this I don't even...<br> | ||
| + | too busy grinding<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.<br> | Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.<br> | ||
Where's my Dark Matter…<br> | Where's my Dark Matter…<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Diggidy|content= | ||
| + | <br>I hear them plotting<br> | ||
| + | Filling Cradle with their stench<br> | ||
| + | Trust gremlins? Never<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dirty-Harry|content= | ||
| + | <br>More than one mender<br> | ||
| + | Hammers surrounding my rear<br> | ||
| + | please don't thwack me bro.<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Flehrad|content = | + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Flehrad|content= |
<br>Gremlin axe hurt much<br> | <br>Gremlin axe hurt much<br> | ||
Knight need better equipment<br> | Knight need better equipment<br> | ||
Gremlin merchant smiles<br> | Gremlin merchant smiles<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Fusoya|content= | ||
| + | <br>No food past midnight<br> | ||
| + | Not your typical mogwai<br> | ||
| + | This guys no Gizmo<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Gotname|content= | ||
| + | <br>Redfur fix Clockworks<br> | ||
| + | Redfur has broken something<br> | ||
| + | Redfur needs more bombs<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Green-Onion|content= | ||
| + | <br>Gremlin bombs abound<br> | ||
| + | Frenzy heats up the office<br> | ||
| + | Working over knights<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Crimson Order battles knights<br> | Crimson Order battles knights<br> | ||
For Cradle's future.<br> | For Cradle's future.<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Hlowan|content= | ||
| + | <br>Two gremlin merchants...<br> | ||
| + | They are spies! Looks like they are...<br> | ||
| + | Sappin' my Haven!<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Iskender|content= | ||
| + | <br>They have run over<br> | ||
| + | In order to support you<br> | ||
| + | Energy only.<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Katmint|content= | ||
| + | <br>Deep in the Clockworks<br> | ||
| + | Mender fires ember bolt<br> | ||
| + | Embarrassing death<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Will they really help us out?<br> | Will they really help us out?<br> | ||
Emberlight Gremlins<br> | Emberlight Gremlins<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kevaan|content= | ||
| + | <br>Oh freaking Gremlins!<br> | ||
| + | How can you all torch me so!?<br> | ||
| + | Oh God oh God oh-<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Armor smoking in silence<br> | Armor smoking in silence<br> | ||
After thund'rous blasts.<br> | After thund'rous blasts.<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Lordofnecromancers|content= | ||
| + | <br>Advance scouts are here<br> | ||
| + | Plotting Havens ultimate<br> | ||
| + | Demise. Get ready...<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Necrax|content= | ||
| + | <br>Two shady figures<br> | ||
| + | A cause for celebration?<br> | ||
| + | A battle ahead<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Neofalcon|content= | ||
| + | <br>Go for the mender<br> | ||
| + | So very close, casts his dome<br> | ||
| + | Bounced into a mine<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] | + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Parvus|content= |
| − | <br> | + | <br>Gazing at the sky<br> |
| − | + | With friends and brothers in arms<br> | |
| − | + | Ironclaw wins again<br> | |
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Redten|content= | ||
| + | <br>Sneaky Gremlin kind<br> | ||
| + | Wouldn't trust them with ice cream<br> | ||
| + | What are they planning?<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Rezrov|content= | ||
| + | <br>Two Gremlins, red hair<br> | ||
| + | Their masked eyes are sparkling stars<br> | ||
| + | Born to sell used cars<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Shadownox|content= | ||
| + | <br>Here's King Tinkinzar<br> | ||
| + | With his army of gremlins<br> | ||
| + | Ready to destroy...<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Tantarian|content= | ||
| + | <br>Gremlins around you<br> | ||
| + | Bullets come, dodge them all<br> | ||
| + | Got hit by a wrench<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Thunderboltz|content= | ||
| + | <br>Do not be afraid<br> | ||
| + | These gremlins bring goods for sale<br> | ||
| + | Lay down your crowns now<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Eligible if skilled at:<br> | Eligible if skilled at:<br> | ||
Bombs; Heals; Thwacks; Scorching.<br> | Bombs; Heals; Thwacks; Scorching.<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Zenstar|content= | ||
| + | <br>IronClaw Gremlins come<br> | ||
| + | I forsee explosions<br> | ||
| + | Craft fire resist gear<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
Revision as of 17:44, 22 June 2011
Contents
Gremlin Haiku Hijinks - Summer 2011
Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of the upcoming Tier 2 gremlin boss stratum,
The Ironclaw Munitions Factory and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants.
Details
Competition details are at the following link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071
Deadline
To be announced
Judges
Raspberry
Thebadger
Guest Judges
Prizes
The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:
- 100,000 Crowns
- A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku
Honorable Mentions Receive:
- 10,000 Crowns
Gremlin Haiku Library
All haiku WILL EVENTUALLY BE sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.
Sample Haiku by Basho
The old pond's spring song
As a new frog jumps in, SPLASH!
The sound of water
Sample Haiku By Raspberry
Gremlin scorcher love
Summer heat wave danger rooms
Singed knight jumps in pond
Armorjack
June is dry tinder.
Tier Three fires burn shyly:
In tier one decon!
Bigfootm
Gremlins in Haven.
Is it the Unbind Center?
Crazy at bazzar.
Boelens
Gremlins
Damage armor
Merchant happy
Couture
a gremlin haiku?
what is this I don't even...
too busy grinding
Dasparian
Crimsonite + Moonstone =
Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.
Where's my Dark Matter…
Diggidy
I hear them plotting
Filling Cradle with their stench
Trust gremlins? Never
Dirty-Harry
More than one mender
Hammers surrounding my rear
please don't thwack me bro.
Dogrock
Munitions abound
Pyros o'er yonder training
This will not end well
Drandor
Factory means jobs!
Such as spies and guardians
Against pesky knights
Duskdash
Mender ascetics:
while clockworks turn like seasons,
hone ironclaws on spikes.
Flehrad
Gremlin axe hurt much
Knight need better equipment
Gremlin merchant smiles
Fusoya
No food past midnight
Not your typical mogwai
This guys no Gizmo
Gotname
Redfur fix Clockworks
Redfur has broken something
Redfur needs more bombs
Green-Onion
Gremlin bombs abound
Frenzy heats up the office
Working over knights
Guardianknight
New Gremlin Merchants?
But I Am Inflammable
Firebreak Armor
Hirus
The twin shopkeepers
Ride a breeze to market square.
Will costs rise like sun?
Hexxy
King Tinkinzar speaks
Crimson Order battles knights
For Cradle's future.
Hlowan
Two gremlin merchants...
They are spies! Looks like they are...
Sappin' my Haven!
Iskender
They have run over
In order to support you
Energy only.
Katmint
Deep in the Clockworks
Mender fires ember bolt
Embarrassing death
Kalsb
Outcasts with distrust
Will they really help us out?
Emberlight Gremlins
Kevaan
Oh freaking Gremlins!
How can you all torch me so!?
Oh God oh God oh-
Kilrain
Singed fur, toothy grins.
Armor smoking in silence
After thund'rous blasts.
Lordofnecromancers
Advance scouts are here
Plotting Havens ultimate
Demise. Get ready...
Necrax
Two shady figures
A cause for celebration?
A battle ahead
Neofalcon
Go for the mender
So very close, casts his dome
Bounced into a mine
Ozymandius
I hear gremlins shout,
Hammer and Fire! And I see,
Death falls like blossoms.
Parvus
Gazing at the sky
With friends and brothers in arms
Ironclaw wins again
Redten
Sneaky Gremlin kind
Wouldn't trust them with ice cream
What are they planning?
Rezrov
Two Gremlins, red hair
Their masked eyes are sparkling stars
Born to sell used cars
Shadownox
Here's King Tinkinzar
With his army of gremlins
Ready to destroy...
Tantarian
Gremlins around you
Bullets come, dodge them all
Got hit by a wrench
Thunderboltz
Do not be afraid
These gremlins bring goods for sale
Lay down your crowns now
Tipiak
Flamelash Arena
When the fire is "broken"
Gremlin barbecue
Trojandeathlord
Ironclaws for hire!
Eligible if skilled at:
Bombs; Heals; Thwacks; Scorching.
Zenstar
IronClaw Gremlins come
I forsee explosions
Craft fire resist gear
Winners TBA
Spiral Haiku Master:
- ★★★★★TBA
Honorable Mention:
- ★★★★☆TBA
- ★★★☆☆TBA
- ★★☆☆☆TBA
- ★☆☆☆☆TBA
Wallpaper Place Holder
