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Such as spies and guardians<br>
 
Such as spies and guardians<br>
 
Against pesky knights<br>
 
Against pesky knights<br>
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<br>Mechanical Fiends!<br>
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Their Arcane Factory Looms!<br>
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Onwards, Knights! To Glory!<br>
 
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<br>Cicadas and ants,<br>
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Butterflies and the silkwings,<br>
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Crown loss and lockout!<br>
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<br>I don't know if The<br>
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Good General Patton Approves<br>
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Of Gremlins in Haven<br>
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But All I Know Is<br>
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The fastest route to The Core<br>
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Is Through The Factory<br>
  
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"Onwards, Knights!" Patton<br>
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would say. "The quickest way home<br>
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is through Ironworks!"<br>
  
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Hearing those words, I grab<br>
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my Faust and Vog Cub Suit, and<br>
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entered Ironworks<br>
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Alas, my love, it was<br>
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Not to be! A Mender came and<br>
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Shot off my poor knee!<br>
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As I lay dying, with<br>
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my last breath, I silently cursed<br>
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General Patton.<br>
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<br>
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<br>Those Gruesome Gremlins!<br>
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Their aim: Roast Snipe for Mealtimes!<br>
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Boswick, go get them!<br>
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<br>Poetry is lame<br>
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W T F is a haiku<br>
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Wikipedia<br>
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<br>
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Writing a haiku<br>
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I can't think of syllables<br>
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These stupid haikus<br>
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<br>
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Other Spiral Knights<br>
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Please go die in a fire<br>
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So I get your heat<br>
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Disqualify me<br>
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mine are not about gremlins<br>
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and I posted four<br>
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<br>Darkfang flamers come<br>
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This floor once cold is blazing<br>
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3 caps aren't enough<br>
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<br>
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<br>Deconstruction zone<br>
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O no here we go again<br>
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Fodder for gremlins<br>
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<br>Those stupid bombers<br>
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Dropping land mines like hot cakes<br>
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Fill em' with holes, mates<br>
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<br>
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<br>Big King Tinkinzar<br>
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And his nasty gremlin crew<br>
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What you gonna do?<br>
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<br>Skelly suit, let's go<br>
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Into fiery dungeon depths<br>
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Now just skeleton :(<br>
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<br>
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<br>Wolver howl by night<br>
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Bright red eyes in the shadows<br>
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Pure white fangs flashing<br>
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=== Winners TBA ===
 
=== Winners TBA ===

Revision as of 16:05, 23 June 2011

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Gremlin Haiku Hijinks - Summer 2011

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Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of the upcoming Tier 2 gremlin boss stratum,
The Ironclaw Munitions Factory and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants.

Details

Competition details are at the following link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071

Deadline

To be announced

Judges

Raspberry
Thebadger
Guest Judges

Prizes

The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:

  • 100,000 Crowns
  • A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku


Honorable Mentions Receive:

  • 10,000 Crowns

Gremlin Haiku Library

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All haiku WILL EVENTUALLY BE sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.


Spiral Fun-ku Outakes

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The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges...


Winners TBA

Spiral Haiku Master:

  • ★★★★★TBA


Honorable Mention:

  • ★★★★☆TBA
  • ★★★☆☆TBA
  • ★★☆☆☆TBA
  • ★☆☆☆☆TBA

Wallpaper Place Holder

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