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Tier Three fires burn shyly:<br>
 
Tier Three fires burn shyly:<br>
 
In tier one decon!<br>
 
In tier one decon!<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Battlebeard|content=
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<br>Gremlin team hurts you<br>
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You go buy from "nice" Gremlin<br>
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He was team leader<br>
 
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Damage armor<br>
 
Damage armor<br>
 
Merchant happy<br>
 
Merchant happy<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Boxboxbox|content=
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<br>gremlins bizarre sale<br>
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strangers thought, will the snipes like<br>
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still give me shinies<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Catrix|content=
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<br>Menders fill my woe<br>
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as the red numbers stack high<br>
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no true end in sight<br>
 
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Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.<br>
 
Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.<br>
 
Where's my Dark Matter…<br>
 
Where's my Dark Matter…<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Desdinova|content=
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<br>gremlin merchants here!<br>
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do they sell anything new?<br>
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just gremlin gizmo<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
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Their Arcane Factory Looms!<br>
 
Their Arcane Factory Looms!<br>
 
Onwards, Knights! To Glory!<br>
 
Onwards, Knights! To Glory!<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Drthz|content=
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<br>Can they be trusted<br>
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Ironclaw in our Haven<br>
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Or will we all burn?<br>
 
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while clockworks turn like seasons,<br>
 
while clockworks turn like seasons,<br>
 
hone ironclaws on spikes.<br>
 
hone ironclaws on spikes.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Farewells|cotnent=
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<br>The Gremlin is hiding<br>
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They come to watch<br>
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Eyes open! The sale begins!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
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Knight need better equipment<br>
 
Knight need better equipment<br>
 
Gremlin merchant smiles<br>
 
Gremlin merchant smiles<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Frizz|content=
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<br>Gremlins with big guns<br>
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Bombs, Hammers, Menders! Oh my!<br>
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I have my sword ready<br>
 
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They are spies! Looks like they are...<br>
 
They are spies! Looks like they are...<br>
 
Sappin' my Haven!<br>
 
Sappin' my Haven!<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Hollowxxvii|content=
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<br>Axes razor sharp<br>
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Watching re-runs on TV<br>
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Healer ahhhhhh aight.<br>
 
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Killerabbit|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Keiko|content=
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<br>Xenophobia<br>
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<br>Welcome to Haven!<br>
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Everywhere in this thread;<br>
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This Gremlin has things to sell.<br>
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Poor gremlin merchants.<br>
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"What are you buying?"<br>
 
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<br>
 
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Armor smoking in silence<br>
 
Armor smoking in silence<br>
 
After thund'rous blasts.<br>
 
After thund'rous blasts.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] LeJerque|content=
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<br>Gremlins aren't so tough.<br>
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I can handle guys like you.<br>
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OH GOD GUN PUPPIES<br>
 
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<br>
 
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Hammer and Fire! And I see,<br>
 
Hammer and Fire! And I see,<br>
 
Death falls like blossoms.<br>
 
Death falls like blossoms.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Panzervaughn|content=
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<br>Rising tide of flame<br>
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shield flickers in the tempest<br>
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the others flank right<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
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Their masked eyes are sparkling stars<br>
 
Their masked eyes are sparkling stars<br>
 
Born to sell used cars<br>
 
Born to sell used cars<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Rinneval|content=
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<br>Gremlins in Bazaar<br>
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Defective goods aplenty<br>
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Conning knights of crowns.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Ryuzhin|content=
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<br>The smell of oil<br>
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And deconstructed world parts,<br>
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But I'm in Haven?<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Saadi|content=
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<br>Gremlins? Let's take them!<br>
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"Remember last time?" you say<br>
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Oh whoops I'm on fire<br>
 
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<br>
 
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Shadownox|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Shadownox|content=
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<br>Here's King Tinkinzar<br>
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<br>Those gremlin merchants,<br>
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With his army of gremlins<br>
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Don't trust them! Probaly spies<br>
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Ready to destroy...<br>
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Spying in the night...<br>
 
<br>
 
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Sells poor equipment and lies<br>
 
Sells poor equipment and lies<br>
 
Then grins as we die.<br>
 
Then grins as we die.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Therring|content=
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<br>Gremlins have arrived.<br>
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Enter the Haven Bazaar,<Br>
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They will be waiting.<br>
 
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<br>
 
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Butterflies and the silkwings,<br>
 
Butterflies and the silkwings,<br>
 
Crown loss and lockout!<br>
 
Crown loss and lockout!<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dogrock|content=
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<br>Gremlins beneath feet<br>
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Sounds of industry echo<br>
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What do they prepare?<br>
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Spy intel arrives<br>
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Radio transmits static<br>
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What beast makes that noise?<br>
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A name, "Roarmulus"<br>
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The decipher team instructs<br>
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"Needs more test subjects"<br>
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More chatter is heard<br>
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Are those shouts of volunteers?!<br>
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Knights shudder in wait<br>
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<br>Copy-paste all day<br>
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The keys V and C wear down<br>
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All day erry day yeah!<br>
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<br>Bumbity bump bump<br>
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A thread you should recognize<br>
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Maybe this will work<br>
 
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Iceni, I'd be honored!<br>
 
Iceni, I'd be honored!<br>
 
Awaiting beauty...<br>
 
Awaiting beauty...<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Griffinbane|content=
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<br>Dogrock missed entries.<br>
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Griffy harasses Dogrock.<br>
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Dogrock says brain fart.<br>
 
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O no here we go again<br>
 
O no here we go again<br>
 
Fodder for gremlins<br>
 
Fodder for gremlins<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Raspberry|content=
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<br>Slave labor Dogrock<br>
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Mumbles copy paste haiku<br>
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Need more Mountain Dew<br>
 
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And his nasty gremlin crew<br>
 
And his nasty gremlin crew<br>
 
What you gonna do?<br>
 
What you gonna do?<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Shadownox|content=
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<br>Here's King Tinkinzar<br>
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With his army of gremlins<br>
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Ready to destroy...<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Skrumm|content=
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<br>What are you sellin'?<br>
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I'll buy it at a high price!<br>
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Is that all, stranger?<br>
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Got a selection<br>
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of good things on sale, stranger!<br>
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Come back any time.<br>
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Just for fun, of course.<br>
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I love that merchant so much.<br>
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Greatest shop ever.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Therring|content=
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<br>For my in game name,<br>
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My knight is known as Therring.<br>
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(I couldn't help it...)<br>
 
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Revision as of 00:38, 24 June 2011

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Gremlin Haiku Hijinks - Summer 2011

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Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of the upcoming Tier 2 gremlin boss stratum,
The Ironclaw Munitions Factory and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants.

Details

Competition details are at the following link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071

Deadline

To be announced

Judges

Raspberry
Thebadger
Guest Judges

Prizes

The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:

  • 100,000 Crowns
  • A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku


Honorable Mentions Receive:

  • 10,000 Crowns

Gremlin Haiku Library

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All haiku WILL EVENTUALLY BE sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.


Spiral Fun-ku Outakes

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The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges...



Winners TBA

Spiral Haiku Master:

  • ★★★★★TBA


Honorable Mention:

  • ★★★★☆TBA
  • ★★★☆☆TBA
  • ★★☆☆☆TBA
  • ★☆☆☆☆TBA

Wallpaper Place Holder

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