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Tier Three fires burn shyly:<br> | Tier Three fires burn shyly:<br> | ||
In tier one decon!<br> | In tier one decon!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Azafran|content= | ||
+ | <br>I hate those gremlins<br> | ||
+ | deadly wannabe humans<br> | ||
+ | need we any more?<br> | ||
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}} | }} | ||
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Draw my sword and charge right in,<br> | Draw my sword and charge right in,<br> | ||
just to realize that it's a merchant Gremlin.<br> | just to realize that it's a merchant Gremlin.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Brysonic|content= | ||
+ | <br>We welcomed them in<br> | ||
+ | All was well, until we heard<br> | ||
+ | Those dire words, "Stay Close!"<br> | ||
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}} | }} | ||
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Farewells|content= | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Farewells|content= | ||
<br>The Gremlin is hiding<br> | <br>The Gremlin is hiding<br> | ||
− | They come to watch<br> | + | They come to watch, Eyes open!<br> |
− | + | The sale begins!<br> | |
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Final-Crescendo|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlin transmission<br> | ||
+ | Says, "Burn Haven to the ground!"<br> | ||
+ | We prepare for war<br> | ||
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Bombs, Hammers, Menders! Oh my!<br> | Bombs, Hammers, Menders! Oh my!<br> | ||
I have my sword ready<br> | I have my sword ready<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Frozyn|content= | ||
+ | <br>Fire crackle and roar<br> | ||
+ | Three heroes stand on button<br> | ||
+ | Afk knight snore<br> | ||
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}} | }} | ||
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Armor smoking in silence<br> | Armor smoking in silence<br> | ||
After thund'rous blasts.<br> | After thund'rous blasts.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kimosabe|content= | ||
+ | <br>two gremlin merchants<br> | ||
+ | selling, passing their free time<br> | ||
+ | scorching and bombing<br> | ||
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}} | }} | ||
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Plotting Havens ultimate<br> | Plotting Havens ultimate<br> | ||
Demise. Get ready...<br> | Demise. Get ready...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Migake|content= | ||
+ | <br>Big Ol' Tinkinzar<br> | ||
+ | Not another Jelly King<br> | ||
+ | to run this summer!<br> | ||
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Covert means intentions hide<br> | Covert means intentions hide<br> | ||
Service knight for naught<br> | Service knight for naught<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Mysticfury|content= | ||
+ | <br>Thunderfist Arenas<br> | ||
+ | Shocking experience<br> | ||
+ | Piercing through metal<br> | ||
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A cause for celebration?<br> | A cause for celebration?<br> | ||
A battle ahead<br> | A battle ahead<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Nekosniper|content= | ||
+ | <br>I for one welcome<br> | ||
+ | Our new Gremlin ov-er, uh<br> | ||
+ | I mean these merchants<br> | ||
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Wouldn't trust them with ice cream<br> | Wouldn't trust them with ice cream<br> | ||
What are they planning?<br> | What are they planning?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Ren_Partycat|content= | ||
+ | <br>A Gremlin outcast<br> | ||
+ | Stranded deep in the clockworks<br> | ||
+ | He seeks redemption<br> | ||
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}} | }} | ||
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Soon: Ironclaw factory!<br> | Soon: Ironclaw factory!<br> | ||
Now, bullets kill knights...<br> | Now, bullets kill knights...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Tachiko|content= | ||
+ | <br>I am Spiral Knight.<br> | ||
+ | Thwack! Thwack! Coin! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Coin!<br> | ||
+ | Gremlins sell good stuff!<br> | ||
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}} | }} |
Revision as of 23:35, 28 June 2011
The player-run Gremlin Haiku Hijinks is a forum event taking place during Summer 2011.
Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of the upcoming Tier 2 gremlin boss stratum,
The Ironclaw Munitions Factory and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants.
Contents
Details
Competition details are at the following link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071
Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link or Spiral Knights facebook link: http://www.facebook.com/SpiralKnights
Deadline
To be announced
Judges
- Raspberry
- Thebadger
- Guest Judges
Prizes
The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:
- 100,000 Crowns
- A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku
Honorable Mentions Receive:
- 10,000 Crowns
Gremlin Haiku Library
All haiku will eventually be sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.
Spiral Fun-ku Outtakes
The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges...
Gremlins beneath feet
Sounds of industry echo
What do they prepare?
Spy intel arrives
Radio transmits static
What beast makes that noise?
A name, "Roarmulus"
The decipher team instructs
"Needs more test subjects"
More chatter is heard
Are those shouts of volunteers?!
Knights shudder in wait
Copy-paste all day
The keys V and C wear down
All day erry day yeah!
Bumbity bump bump
A thread you should recognize
Maybe this will work
I don't know if The
Good General Patton Approves
Of Gremlins in Haven
But All I Know Is
The fastest route to The Core
Is Through The Factory
"Onwards, Knights!" Patton
would say. "The quickest way home
is through Ironworks!"
Hearing those words, I grab
my Faust and Vog Cub Suit, and
entered Ironworks
Alas, my love, it was
Not to be! A Mender came and
Shot off my poor knee!
As I lay dying, with
my last breath, I silently cursed
General Patton.
Those Gruesome Gremlins!
Their aim: Roast Snipe for Mealtimes!
Boswick, go get them!
Gremlin scorcher love
Summer heat wave danger rooms
Singed knight jumps in pond
Flogging continues
Whip, whip, work, work all day long
The slaves need a break
Slave labor Dogrock
Mumbles copy paste haiku
Need more Mountain Dew
No knights will be harmed
In the production of this...
Film at eleven
Winners
Spiral Haiku Master:
- ★★★★★TBA
Honorable Mention:
- ★★★★☆TBA
- ★★★☆☆TBA
- ★★☆☆☆TBA
- ★☆☆☆☆TBA