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| − | + | Hosted by the '''Obsidian Guild''' to herald the arrival of '''King Krogmo's Coliseum.'''<br> | |
King Krogmo did not get to the top of the corporate Coliseum ladder by good looks alone!<br> | King Krogmo did not get to the top of the corporate Coliseum ladder by good looks alone!<br> | ||
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== Details == | == Details == | ||
| − | In one short paragraph of 25 words or less, construct an '''original''' evil plan to annihilate, subjugate, eradicate, irradiate, prank or otherwise embarrass corporate cronies into submission. Evil plan MUST be Spiral Knights themed. See TheBadger's example below. | + | In one short paragraph of 25 words or less, construct an '''original''' evil plan to annihilate, subjugate, eradicate, irradiate, prank or otherwise embarrass corporate cronies into submission. Dogrock of EoS notes the importance of short plans as log monologues give your cronies time to lob office furniture and half eaten donuts at you. Evil plan MUST be Spiral Knights themed. See TheBadger's example below. |
Please keep your submission within the Spiral Knights TOS or your submission will get nuked by a GM or disqualified by the judges. | Please keep your submission within the Spiral Knights TOS or your submission will get nuked by a GM or disqualified by the judges. | ||
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== Judges == | == Judges == | ||
*'''Raspberry''' | *'''Raspberry''' | ||
| − | *''' | + | *'''TheBadger''' |
*'''Guest Judges''' | *'''Guest Judges''' | ||
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| + | == Judging Criteria == | ||
| + | *50 points '''Evilness''' | ||
| + | *25 points '''Originality and creativity''' | ||
| + | *25 points '''Following details''' | ||
| + | *-1000 points '''Trolling the competition or pestering the judges''' | ||
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| + | == Judging Phase == | ||
| + | *1-3 weeks | ||
| + | Dependent on the volume of submissions received, real life schedules of the judges, and the few days it takes to stage and create a wallpaper of the winning entry. The wallpaper phase includes training inexperienced monsters into Academy Award actors and field testing evil office tactics on TheBadger. | ||
== Rewards == | == Rewards == | ||
| − | '''President of Vice Receives:''' | + | {{star|5|color=6cb0b9}}'''President of Vice Receives:''' |
*'''CE Salary (TBA)''' | *'''CE Salary (TBA)''' | ||
*'''Illustrious Wallpaper Illustration''' | *'''Illustrious Wallpaper Illustration''' | ||
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'''Vice Management Receives:''' | '''Vice Management Receives:''' | ||
*{{star|4|color=6cb0b9}}'''Senior Vice ~ CE Salary (TBA)''' | *{{star|4|color=6cb0b9}}'''Senior Vice ~ CE Salary (TBA)''' | ||
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== Winners == | == Winners == | ||
| − | *{{star|5|color=6cb0b9}}'''President of Vice''' | + | *{{star|5|color=6cb0b9}}'''President of Vice (TBA)''' |
*{{star|4|color=6cb0b9}}'''Senior Vice (TBA)''' | *{{star|4|color=6cb0b9}}'''Senior Vice (TBA)''' | ||
*{{star|3|color=6cb0b9}}'''Junior Vice (TBA)''' | *{{star|3|color=6cb0b9}}'''Junior Vice (TBA)''' | ||
Revision as of 22:24, 31 July 2011
The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare is a player-run forum event.
Hosted by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of King Krogmo's Coliseum.
King Krogmo did not get to the top of the corporate Coliseum ladder by good looks alone!
Here's your chance to devise a deliciously evil office warfare tactic to annihilate the competition and help King Krogmo retain his corporeal Coliseum corporation from scheming underlings.
Contents
Details
In one short paragraph of 25 words or less, construct an original evil plan to annihilate, subjugate, eradicate, irradiate, prank or otherwise embarrass corporate cronies into submission. Dogrock of EoS notes the importance of short plans as log monologues give your cronies time to lob office furniture and half eaten donuts at you. Evil plan MUST be Spiral Knights themed. See TheBadger's example below.
Please keep your submission within the Spiral Knights TOS or your submission will get nuked by a GM or disqualified by the judges.
One submission only please as The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare Wiki as well as our data entry devilites may explode.
Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link: (TBA)
Eligibility
This competition is open to all knights. Only knights are eligible for prizes. Three Rings staff may tender suggestions at their own risk.
Deadline
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Judges
- Raspberry
- TheBadger
- Guest Judges
Judging Criteria
- 50 points Evilness
- 25 points Originality and creativity
- 25 points Following details
- -1000 points Trolling the competition or pestering the judges
Judging Phase
- 1-3 weeks
Dependent on the volume of submissions received, real life schedules of the judges, and the few days it takes to stage and create a wallpaper of the winning entry. The wallpaper phase includes training inexperienced monsters into Academy Award actors and field testing evil office tactics on TheBadger.
Rewards
★★★★★President of Vice Receives:
- CE Salary (TBA)
- Illustrious Wallpaper Illustration
Vice Management Receives:
- ★★★★☆Senior Vice ~ CE Salary (TBA)
- ★★★☆☆Junior Vice ~ CE Salary (TBA)
- ★★☆☆☆Ad Vice ~ CE Salary (TBA)
- ★☆☆☆☆De Vice ~ CE Salary (TBA)
Tactics for Success
All office tactics will eventually be sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.
Example by TheBadgerInstall Quicksilver version T3 in your boss' Mac.
Watch the sparks fly when your boss launches
his Your Fired! e-mail application.
Winners
- ★★★★★President of Vice (TBA)
- ★★★★☆Senior Vice (TBA)
- ★★★☆☆Junior Vice (TBA)
- ★★☆☆☆Ad Vice (TBA)
- ★☆☆☆☆De Vice (TBA)
Wallpaper
