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Watch the fireworks.<br>
 
Watch the fireworks.<br>
 
Profit.<br>
 
Profit.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Akuma|content=
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<br>The boss confronts knights,<br>
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yes men in elevator,<br>
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hit "down", the boss dies.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Arca|content=
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<br>Order a Sloom and Oilers.<br>
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Catapult Sloom onto boss' face and set him asleep.<br>
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Cover office in oil. Burn everything.<br>
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Record boss' horrified awakening.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Axeslicer|content=
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<br>knock out boss with an iron slug loaded with pellets.<br>
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put him in a cage with two rabbid wolvers.<br>
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enjoy the satisfaction of his pain.<br>
 
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{{showhide|'''B'''|content=
 
{{showhide|'''B'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Beastlikethat|content=
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<br>Set several bombs in your boss's office.<br>
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In the confusion have him murder 50 innocent Mewkats.>:D<br>
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Laugh as he commit suicide.<br>
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Take his precious belongings. <br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] BigFootM|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] BigFootM|content=
 
<br>Gather all "Yesmen"<br>
 
<br>Gather all "Yesmen"<br>
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{{showhide|'''G'''|content=
 
{{showhide|'''G'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Gimpyo|content=
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<br>Replace original shipment of supplies with Alphas<br>
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Go to work early<br>
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Release the Alpha Wolvers into workplace<br>
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Hide in vent to watch<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Gllang|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Gllang|content=
 
<br>Acquire firm with loan to Krogmo.<br>
 
<br>Acquire firm with loan to Krogmo.<br>
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Tie him up and slice off his limbs, toes, and other things.<br>
 
Tie him up and slice off his limbs, toes, and other things.<br>
 
Proclaim your feelings about him. Feed him to the wolvers.<br>
 
Proclaim your feelings about him. Feed him to the wolvers.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Guhnom|content=
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<br>Drug boss with sleep vials. Tie him down.<br>
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Hire slags to burn his favorite ties until he desperately files resignation, in tears.<br>
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Laugh; continue burning.<br>
 
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bring radiant sun shards to office.<br>
 
bring radiant sun shards to office.<br>
 
Be sure to wear a skolver coat.<br>
 
Be sure to wear a skolver coat.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Halisi|content=
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<br>Lock the enemy in a room<br>
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with you friend Carly Mewcat<br>
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wait for him to crack<br>
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if he never does, well<br>
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"giggles", hire someone else.<br>
 
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Hide in Higher-ups closets<br>
 
Hide in Higher-ups closets<br>
 
Watch them all die of heart attacks until you are CEO.<br>
 
Watch them all die of heart attacks until you are CEO.<br>
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{{showhide|'''J'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Juances|content=
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<br>Give Boss' wife a "wings'n poison" cake.<br>
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When he goes to graveyard, trap him by sabottaging the elevator.<br>
 
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{{showhide|'''K'''|content=
 
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Kaiseryoshi|content=
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<br>Forget cherry bombs. GRAVITON bomb the office toilets!<br>
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Your boss can't fire you from the john - and he'll be there for a while!<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Kuger|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Kuger|content=
 
<br>Hire Trojan Assassins,<br>
 
<br>Hire Trojan Assassins,<br>
 
Watch from afar as the trojans rip through the offices of your enemies,<br>
 
Watch from afar as the trojans rip through the offices of your enemies,<br>
 
No cubical will ever be safe again!<br>
 
No cubical will ever be safe again!<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Kyosokun|content=
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<br>Replace devilite coworker's half eaten donut supply with half eaten donut holes.<br>
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Complete plan with half-eaten donut feast.<br>
 
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Screen shows: YOU ARE FIRED!<br>
 
Screen shows: YOU ARE FIRED!<br>
 
Hear your boss scream. <br>
 
Hear your boss scream. <br>
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{{showhide|'''M'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] MattxAus|content=
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<br>Friday night,<br>
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Fill office mailbox with Red and Purple mineral shards.<br>
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Get off work on Monday: blame fiend infestation.... hire cleaners.<br>
 
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<br>Nothing the boss looks forward to more than sipping on the ol’ mug of misery.<br>
 
<br>Nothing the boss looks forward to more than sipping on the ol’ mug of misery.<br>
 
Too bad about that dark briar barrage in his cup…<br>
 
Too bad about that dark briar barrage in his cup…<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Necrax|content=
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<br>With the aid of a Mamga Driver, "negotiate" with boss.<br>
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kindly "accept" the company's Crowns,<br>
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and exhuast all his Energy.<br>
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Now run away....<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Needs|content=
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<br>Step one. Hire Corporate Mundo.<br>
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Step two. Your done.<br>
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBtoqoCzAM <br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Ninjajpbob|content=
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<br>Go to Lord Vanaduke's Place<br>
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Flood it with smoke detectors.<br>
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See his wife to slap him.<br>
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He quits his job.<br>
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Hit him with a crowbar.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Nordic-Oten|content=
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<br>Lure cronies into office filled with dozens of silkwings, and lock the door behind him.<br>
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Take delight in watching cronies go mad from endless honking.<br>
 
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<br>Place a Mewkat in the worker's room.<br>
 
<br>Place a Mewkat in the worker's room.<br>
 
Watch them go insane as they contemplate getting a few crowns or murdering an innocent Kat.<br>
 
Watch them go insane as they contemplate getting a few crowns or murdering an innocent Kat.<br>
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{{showhide|'''O'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Originality|content=
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<br>Hire eager young soul.<br>
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Unpaid overtime. All day, everyday.<br>
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{{showhide|'''P'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Paweu|content=
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<br>Research monster boxes<br>
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Discover slooms<br>
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Acknowledge everyone being defenseless against<br>
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EMPLOY, EMPLOY, EEEEEEEEMPLOOOOOOOOOOOY<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Raffoon|content=
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<br>Tell your bosses you've brought Enrique Iglesias to "perform" at their party.<br>
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Pull out your Glacius named Enrique.<br>
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Give them and their cake a frosting!<br>
 
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give him package later<br>
 
give him package later<br>
 
run out the room and hear the screams. :D<br>
 
run out the room and hear the screams. :D<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Shoebox|content=
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<br>Replace boss's wallpaper with 'lichen.png'<br>
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Film reaction and post it on Youtube<br>
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?????<br>
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Profit!<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Silfrith|content=
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<br>Make King Krogmo organize a Corporation toast.<br>
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Replace drinks with fire vials.<br>
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Make a toast and watch.<br>
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Be clear with the message, conspirators get "fired".<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Skrumm|content=
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<br>Replace coffee supply: decaf.<br>
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Smear Zee Core across coffee filters.<br>
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Open sleeping coworkers' browsers: Faithbook, Scroogle+, YouNoob
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Videos, Rebecca Black Fan Fiction. <br>
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Set as homepages.<br>
 
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Sprinkle a little blaze pepper on various body parts of his,<br>
 
Sprinkle a little blaze pepper on various body parts of his,<br>
 
Watch him wake up.<br>
 
Watch him wake up.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Snarfalarkus|content=
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<br>Wait for, "Bring your pet to Work Day"<br>
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Build a Rocket puppy to bring to the office<br>
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Drop Rocket Puppy in office restrooms<br>
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????<br>
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Profit.<br>
 
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Place rocket puppy disguised as love puppy at the boss' door<br>
 
Place rocket puppy disguised as love puppy at the boss' door<br>
 
Ring the doorbell and run<br>
 
Ring the doorbell and run<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Spadger|content=
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<br>Unbind his gear and sell it.<br>
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Give away the remaining crowns and CE.<br>
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Take his position in the company as he has a nervous breakdown.<br>
 
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Laugh as their attacks bounce harmlessly off furries invading the office.<br>
 
Laugh as their attacks bounce harmlessly off furries invading the office.<br>
 
Die horribly when furries notice you.<br>
 
Die horribly when furries notice you.<br>
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<br>Leave a T3 Jelly under your coworker's chair.<br>
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Fracture one leg of the chair.<br>
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Repeat on all higher-ups for corporate domination.<br>
 
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<br>Hack into bosses CPU, transfer all Crystal energy and crowns to Exotic Devilite Dancing Inc. <br>
 
<br>Hack into bosses CPU, transfer all Crystal energy and crowns to Exotic Devilite Dancing Inc. <br>
 
Send details to all employees, police,laugh like crazy!<br>
 
Send details to all employees, police,laugh like crazy!<br>
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{{showhide|'''Z'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Zanoni|content=
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<br>Wait for company trip<br>
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Summon reapers on corporate jet<br>
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Enjoy chaos.<br>
 
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Revision as of 00:19, 4 August 2011

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The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare is a player-run forum event. Worksign.png

Hosted by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of King Krogmo's Coliseum.

King Krogmo did not get to the top of the corporate Coliseum ladder by good looks alone!

Here's your chance to devise a deliciously evil office warfare tactic to annihilate the competition and help King Krogmo retain his corporeal Coliseum corporation from scheming underlings.

Details

In one short paragraph of 25 words or less, construct an original evil plan to annihilate, subjugate, eradicate, irradiate, prank or otherwise embarrass corporate cronies into submission. Dogrock of EoS notes the importance of short plans as long monologues give your cronies time to lob office furniture and half eaten donuts at you. Evil plan MUST be Spiral Knights themed. See TheBadger's example below.

Please keep your submission within the Spiral Knights TOS or your submission will get nuked by a GM or disqualified by the judges.

One submission only please as The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare Wiki as well as our data entry devilites may explode.

Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/18907

Eligibility

This competition is open to all knights. Only knights are eligible for prizes. Three Rings staff may tender suggestions at their own risk.

Deadline

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Judges

  • Raspberry
  • TheBadger
  • Eurydice

Judging Criteria

  • 50 points Evilness
  • 25 points Originality and creativity
  • 25 points Following details
  • -1000 points Trolling the competition or pestering the judges

Judging Phase

  • 1-3 weeks

Dependent on the volume of submissions received, real life schedules of the judges, and the few days it takes to stage and create a wallpaper of the winning entry. The wallpaper phase includes training inexperienced monsters into Academy Award actors and field testing evil office tactics on TheBadger.

Rewards

★★★★★President of Vice Receives:

  • 1500 CE Salary
  • Illustrious Wallpaper Illustration


Vice Management Receives:

  • ★★★★☆Senior Vice ~ 500 CE Salary
  • ★★★☆☆Junior Vice ~ 400 CE Salary
  • ★★☆☆☆Ad Vice ~ 300 CE Salary
  • ★☆☆☆☆De Vice ~ 200 CE Salary

Tactics for Success

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All office tactics will eventually be sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.



Winners

  • ★★★★★President of Vice (TBA)
  • ★★★★☆Senior Vice (TBA)
  • ★★★☆☆Junior Vice (TBA)
  • ★★☆☆☆Ad Vice (TBA)
  • ★☆☆☆☆De Vice (TBA)

Wallpaper

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