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Dr. Thadeus Durr Derpenstien

Have a muffin Click 'er in the ticker, blow 'm in the dome. Class Undeadeye Specialization Bang bang, boom boom Weapon of Choice Low Orbit Ion Cannon Pointer (Polaris) Profession Doctor Antique Collector Interdimensional Timelord Muffin Enthusiast Loadout Guild Derpenstien: Knights Of Equestria (Guild) Favourite Ponies Derpy Hooves (waifu) Twilight Sparkle Everypony else Expertise Undead Constructs Slimes

About

Dr. Durr Derpenstien, PHD, ready to perform corrective surgery.

Curing sickness, fighting strife, with a syringe and a knife.

Member of Equestrian Knights, capable in daring fights.

Never worry, never fear, Thadeus Durr Derpenstien is here!

The crazy, whacky, all around bonkers Knight of Equestria! That'd be me! Go by Thadeus, Thade, Derpy, Derp, Durr, Doctor, Doc, Dr. D., Etc... (Not really Etc... Who would be refereed to as that? That's just silly.) I can be serious at some times... Key word "some". And this is most definitely not one of those times. You want some serious? Look at some actual events in story-like format down there. Have a muffin.

Knights of Equestria

One of the very many bronies in Spiral Knights, I'm part of the Knights of Equestria, the first of many brony guilds on Spiral Knights. All of us are avid pony fans. Some of us more then others (like me!). Look us up if you're interested, everything you need to know is on the wiki page. No guarantee you'll get in immediately though: We are full to capacity pretty much all the time.

Traveler's Log

The Gloaming Wildwoods

"It hasn't even been ten minutes since I've entered this strange forest, and already the sun is gone. It wasn't long after noon that I first descended in the elevator to this odd place. I could clearly see it on my way down... But now..." *howls heard in the background* "There it is again! Since I came here, all I've heard is that haunting howl, and that shadowy beast I keep catching glimpses of must be it's source... Perhaps IT is the reason the recon team never made it back... At least Alpha Squad made it through okay, but..." *growling and barking in background* "More of these annoying Wolvers..." *squelching sound, quickly followed by yelps* "This thicket is filled with these creatures... Full of them! Every time I turn around-" *growls, followed by scuffle in background, sound of recorder hitting ground* "GAAAHH! Sweet Celestia- UUURGH! *yelp, followed by squelching and crunching noise* *huff huff* "Well..." *sounds of patting on armour* "At least they're only thick headed metaphorically speaking... But they make such a mess..." *howls heard again* "In any case, I should be close now... A confrontation is coming, I can FEEL it..."

Royal Jelly Palace

"My studies in the Jelly kind have brought me to this rather... Odd place. A castle of sorts, run down and broken, it's swarming with the gelatinous breeds. This trek will no doubt aid in my research... But that is not the only reason I came. More recon teams have gone missing, and much larger ones then in the case of that brutish Snarbolax... A rather odd creature... Steeling itself in darkness to defend itself, only the purity of a chiming bell could break that trance..." *squishing noises heard, followed by more violent squishing noises* "Uck... All over my bones... I just had them bleached... In any case, I came prepared this time. I was able to take on the Snarbolax alone, only because he managed to defeat one knight, and severely wounding a second... I was surprised I was able to do it alone, seeing how hard a time Alpha Squad had... But here, I must take better precautions. Twenty knights in total have gone missing down here, never to return, so I requested the aid of three other knights. They all radiate strength, just having them nearby fills me with ease..." *explosion heard in background, followed by a loud woop* "Though they aren't all as... 'Refined' as I am... Though... I can only imagine what form of Jelly could be responsible for all this... Though these plentiful purple one's may give me the answer... Nevertheless, Valkryie assures me that we are drawing near to our destination. I only hope we are up to the task of facing whatever it is that lurks inside this castle... Or, rather, slinks... Slurps? How do you describe a Jelly's movement? No matter... I'm positive we'll pull through... I have heard good things about these three..."

Ironclaw Munitions Factory

"This place stirs up a hurricane of emotions in me. I'm terrified at what awaits me further down... The dreaded Roarmulus Twins. From what Alpha Squad says, they're behemoth sized turrets, possibly capable of destroying all of Haven... Both larger then that Royal Jelly I had dealt with a few days back... It was odd. A multitude of those mini Jellies and some regular sized had sprung from it whenever it swung around. Healing itself with it's own minions... It was a good thing we brought special equipment... Hindering its minions and preventing its healing was the only way of taking it down... And the rage that put it in! Swishing around the room in a fitful flurry of spins and body slams... It can only pale in comparison to these monolithic machines. Alpha Squad had to evacuate before sustaining more injuries... Two enormous turrets with phasonic shielding, a seemingly endless supply of ballistics, bullets, and lasers, against four ill-equipped knights has never added up in my books... That, and all of these machines are bent on the destruction of anything not of Gremlin origin. The sheer number of explosives we've had to set off to get through is bone chilling. Who knows how much more they have stored elsewhere... But, I am also at ease, and ecstatic. The constant hum and clanks of gears and switches makes me feel like I'm in my old workshop again, and the wealth of knowledge that can be obtained from all this technology is making this near suicidal trip worthwhile... Though coming unprepared was a major blunder for me, and my friend. Zettalux says he doesn't have the energy to move on, and I only have enough for myself. I have no way of knowing how the fight with these twin turrets will turn out... The amount of time and resources the Gremlins have put into them must have been monumental... Even just ONE monumental turret against one ill-equipped knight has never added up to me before... Despite my being ill prepared, Zetta said that I should be fine, should I continue. I'm glad he has faith in my abilities... This coming from one of the Celestian Guards is... Rather invigorating. Though I hope this will be enough... The laser grid humming ominously in front of this elevator is obviously here for a reason. I'm almost there..."

Fire Storm Citadel

"I never should have come here, but part of me wanted to come. My non-medical studies have always dealt with three things: The gelatinous breeds of Jelly, the mechanics of Constructs, and the supernatural forces in the Undead. I'm here for the latter reasons... Though I don't think I'll have much research time as I thought. The entire place is scorching; the ground, the walls, even the monsters themselves are lit with flames. And they all seem to be working against us... Traps are everywhere; step on a switch, and in a matter of seconds you're surrounded by flaming skeletons, or giant Trojans are swinging their blades in your direction, in an effort to turn you into another smouldering smear on the floor... I truly see now why the Celestian Guard dress the way they do... This heat is intense, and the Undead pack quite a supernatural punch, as it were... Luckily for me, my armour has a cooling unit attached, but it's working overtime down here... I'm afraid I may have to replace it... But that's the least of my worries. Unity tells me that I'm in good hands, and Valkryie trusts this other knight with us... He's not with the Guards, but I'm sure he could be. I feel as if I'm a burden on these knights, though... They have much better equipment, and I'm not doing much, other than blasting a few reanimated skeletal remains here and there... I plan to change that soon. My application into the ranks of these brave warriors will be accepted as soon as I obtain some powerful items of my own. They say they have been down here plenty of times. I believe them... I'm sure the undead never truly stay... Well... "Dead". The phantoms in the graveyards prove this to an extent... I've come to the conclusion their intangible forms make it easier to "reconstruct" themselves... On a less research inspired note, I've read into a small bit of lore for this region... Almire. All I've read was about the fall of Almire... I guess it's hefty military just wasn't enough... This "Lord Vanaduke" seems to be the ruler of this kingdom... If it can so be called. All around, the land burns with a malevolent flame. All of it's buildings are destroyed, decimated by a horrific force. It could have been a decent place some time ago... But that time is obviously past. I'm surprised Alpha Squad was able to make it through to Vanaduke... We've been having a bit of trouble here and there, thankfully not because of my actions... Most of the time anyway. With experience comes knowledge, and these knights have plenty of both. If I hadn't listen to them, I'd probably be under the rubble of a rampaging wheel, along with the other unfortunate souls forgotten in this forsaken place... I should read up more on the history of this area when I return to the surface... That is, IF I return..."

Inventory

Arsenal

Swords (5) Tainted Bonesaw ★★★★☆ Devious Scalpel ★★★★☆ Attack Speed Increase: Low Immaculate Bonesaw ★★★★☆ Swift Flourish ★★★☆☆ Damage Bonus Vs. Construct: High Dreadful Syringe ★★★☆☆ Handguns (5) "LOIC Pointer" ★★★★★ Silverderp ★★★★☆ Damage Bonus Vs. Undead: Low "BBB" ★★★★☆ Super AIDS Spreader ★★★☆☆ Antigua ★★★☆☆ Antigua ★★★☆☆ Bombs (3) "A Slight Burning Sensation" ★★★★☆ Super Blast Bomb ★★★☆☆ "Defibrillator" ★★★☆☆ Helmets (4) "Derpeye" ★★★★★ Rock Jelly Helm ★★★★☆ Increased Normal Defense: Low A.I.R. Biochemical Breather ★★★☆☆ Dr. D's Procedure Mask ★★★☆☆ Increased Normal Defense: Low Armor (4) "Underptaker" ★★★★★ Rock Jelly Mail ★★★★☆ Increased Curse Resistance: Low H.O.T. Temperature Regulator ★★★☆☆ Dr. D's Surgical Suit ★★★☆☆ Shields (5) Rock Jelly Shield ★★★★☆ Dr. D's Calcium Guard ★★★★☆ Increased Shadow Resistance: Low Ode to Archimedes ★★★★☆ Boosted Plate Shield ★★★☆☆ Twisted Targe ★★★☆☆ Trinkets (1) Muffin Generator ★★★★★ "Dr. D's Interdimensional Muffin Storage Compartment" Increased Muffin Capacity: Infinite Artifacts (5) Hatch Handle Recon Module: Gloaming Wildwoods Recon Module: Royal Jelly Palace Recon Module: Ironclaw Munitions Factory Recon Module: Firestorm Citadel

Recipes

Learned Recipes

Swords (11) Avenger ★★★★☆ Faust ★★★★☆ Flourish ★★☆☆☆ Swift Flourish ★★★☆☆ Grand Flourish ★★★★☆ Brandish ★★☆☆☆ Silent Nightblade ★★★★☆ Striker ★★★☆☆ Twisted Snarble Barb ★★★☆☆ Calibur ★★☆☆☆ Spur ★★☆☆☆ Handguns (9) Kilowatt Pulsar ★★★☆☆ Gigawatt Pulsar ★★★★☆ Polaris ★★★★★ Toxic Catalyzer ★★★☆☆ Virulent Catalyzer ★★★★☆ Silversix ★★★★☆ Blaster ★★☆☆☆ Super Blaster ★★★☆☆ Autogun ★★☆☆☆ Bombs (11) Fiery Vaporizer ★★☆☆☆ Fiery Vaporizer MK II ★★★☆☆ Fiery Atomizer ★★★★☆ Freezing Vaporizer ★★☆☆☆ Freezing Vaporizer MK II ★★★☆☆ Toxic Vaporizer ★★☆☆☆ Lightning Capacitor ★★★☆☆ Plasma Capacitor ★★★★☆ Blast Bomb ★★☆☆☆ Super Blast Bomb ★★★☆☆ Twisted Spine Cone ★★★☆☆ Helmets (13) Gunslinger Hat ★★★☆☆ Sunset Stetson ★★★★☆ Deadshot Chapeau ★★★★★ Jelly Helm ★★☆☆☆ Brute Jelly Helm ★★★☆☆ Rock Jelly Helm ★★★★☆ Spiral Plate Helm ★★☆☆☆ Boosted Plate Helm ★★★☆☆ Cobalt Helm ★★☆☆☆ Solid Cobalt Helm ★★★☆☆ Skelly Mask ★★☆☆☆ Scary Skelly Mask ★★★☆☆ Magic Hood ★★☆☆☆ Armor (12) Sunset Duster ★★★★☆ Deadshot Mantle ★★★★★ Jelly Mail ★★☆☆☆ Brute Jelly Mail ★★★☆☆ Rock Jelly Mail ★★★★☆ Spiral Plate Mail ★★☆☆☆ Boosted Plate Mail ★★★☆☆ Cobalt Armor ★★☆☆☆ Solid Cobalt Armor ★★★☆☆ Skelly Suit ★★☆☆☆ Scary Skelly Suit ★★★☆☆ Magic Cloak ★★☆☆☆ Shields (14) Jelly Shield ★★☆☆☆ Brute Jelly Shield ★★★☆☆ Rock Jelly Shield ★★★★☆ Royal Jelly Shield ★★★★★ Owlite Shield ★★☆☆☆ Wise Owlite Shield ★★★★☆ Plate Shield ★★☆☆☆ Boosted Plate Shield ★★★☆☆ Skelly Suit ★★☆☆☆ Scary Skelly Suit ★★★☆☆ Sinister Skelly Shield ★★★★☆ Defender ★★☆☆☆ Great Defender ★★★☆☆ Twisted Targe ★★★☆☆

My Achievements

Icon	Name	Description	Type
	First Steps	Successfully reach the Rescue Camp.	Exploration
	Welcome, Stranger	Cross the chasm into Haven.	Exploration
	Mission Accomplished	Reach the first Clockworks Terminal.	Exploration
	World of Moorcraft	Pay a visit to Moorcraft Manor.	Exploration
	Spiral Spelunker	Earn clearance to explore Tier 2 of the Clockworks.	Exploration
	An Emberlight in the Dark	Pay a visit to Emberlight, the town of gremlin outcasts.	Exploration
	Go Deep	Earn clearance to explore Tier 3 of the Clockworks.	Exploration
	Hardcore	Descend to the Core Terminal.	Exploration
	Royal Pain	Defeat the Royal Jelly squatting in the Royal Jelly Palace.	Boss
	Free Spirit	Defeat Lord Vanaduke in the heart of the Firestorm Citadel.	Boss
	O Frabjous Day!	Defeat the fabled Snarbolax that lives deep within the Gloaming Wildwoods.	Boss
	Terrible Twin Turrets	Defeat the Roarmulus Twins in the dangerous depths of the Ironclaw Munitions Factory.	Boss
	One-Star Smith	Alchemize a 1 star item.	Alchemy
	Two-Star Smith	Alchemize a 2 star item.	Alchemy
	Three-Star Smith	Alchemize a 3 star item.	Alchemy
	Four-Star Smith	Alchemize a 4 star item.	Alchemy
	Five-Star Smith	Alchemize a 5 star item.	Alchemy
	Apprentice Alchemist	Alchemize 5 Items.	Alchemy
	Adept Alchemist	Alchemize 10 Items.	Alchemy
	Accomplished Alchemist	Alchemize 25 items.	Alchemy
	Swordsman	Amass 3 swords in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Expert Swordsman	Amass 5 swords in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Master Swordsman	Amass 10 swords in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Gunslinger	Amass 3 guns in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Expert Gunslinger	Amass 5 guns in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Bombardier	Amass 3 bombs in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Expert Bombardier	Amass 5 bombs in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Hatter	Amass 3 helmets in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Expert Hatter	Amass 5 helmets in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Armorer	Amass 3 armors in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Expert Armorer	Amass 5 armors in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Shieldbearer	Amass 3 shields in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Expert Shieldbearer	Amass 5 shields in your Arsenal.	Collection
	Applied Entropy	Build an item to heat level 10.	Collection
	Minor Miner	Deposit a single mineral into a gate.	Minerals
	Moderate Miner	Deposit 100 minerals into a gate.	Minerals
	Major Miner	Deposit 500 minerals into a gate.	Minerals
	Marvelous Miner	Deposit 2,500 minerals into a gate.	Minerals
	Master Miner	Deposit 10,000 minerals into a gate.	Minerals
	Jump Start	Revive yourself.	Aid
	Helping Hand	Revive a downed party member.	Aid
	Walk It Off	Revive a downed party member, giving them only half a pip of health.	Aid
	Pharma Suitable	Use 10 Health Capsules.	Aid
	Conditioned Response	Use 10 Remedy Capsules.	Aid
	Energize!	Power up a derelict Mecha Knight.	Aid
	Bronze Survivor	Complete a Tier 1 expedition without having to revive.	Survival
	Silver Survivor	Complete a Tier 2 expedition without having to revive.	Survival