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Shinra Inc

Need Moar Bacon Guild Founder: Drkxpenpen Approx. Population: 4 Guild Officers: None So Far

About

Shinra Inc. is an electric power company founded by Drkxpenpen for fun, who rules over the company like the tyrannical leader she is. She demands her bacon, chocolate, cookies, and flatbear! Despite having a malevolent leader this is a small business company filled with kind, strange, entertaining and laid-back people. It mostly depends on how an outsider acts, the employees' nature will reflect on that so they range from being nice and helpful to the opposite which would be ignoring the person usually, not cursing them out or anything like that.

Company Employee Roster

• Drkxpenpen (Drk or Pen Pen) our penguin overlord and president of the company, she rules with an iron flipper and is usually a spiffy dresser. Naturally attracted to fire and spikes as well as other things like Vanaduke maces and Slag Guard pokes. Likes to mess with Loganpie. For good reasons. Sometimes. Loves to spontaneously burst into flames so don't mind her.

• Fsteak (Steak) A snow rescue dog and the only veteran in the company. Can occasionally be found stalking the company president Drkxpenpen or rolling around somewhere when not doing paperwork for the company. Also likes to eat snipes and other cute random things. Is referred by Drkxpenpen as the Fsteak Tank for endurance in battle.

• Loganpie (Megar) is a jerk and the company employee cursed to remain a recruit forever. :D

• Jujambu (Jambu) the company employee who helps the company by traveling to their other branches located around the world, which is why he is usually MIA at the main company. He is a nice person who unlike Fsteak cannot bring harm to cute things like snipes and mewkats as he feels that he dies a little inside when he does inflict harm to them.

Applying For Employment

• There is no "real" way to apply as we do not actively seek new employees.
• We don't really care if you play horribly or godly most of the time, just play to have fun.

Shinra Inc. Guidelines

• Please try to use decent grammar and spelling unless it's for a humorous reason.
• You can ask for something but only type it once or twice, do not spam or beg. (especially the word plz..."shudders")
• Stop doing a certain act if it offends someone, or that they asked you nicely to stop.
• If you have a question we're usually more then happy to answer it.
• Check to see if that person is busy in the clockworks already before you send an invite, or ask them and wait for a response before you send one.
• If you are in the middle of a clockwork level (excluding Basil levels and levels like the Moorcroft Manor etc.) and invite someone, it would be nice to tell them the theme of the level so they can be properly equipped for it.
• Drkxpenpen is moody with invites in the clockworks sometimes so don't be offended if she doesn't invite you.
• Loganpie is to be called a jerk by her fellow team members on a regular basis.
• Refrain from harming the dark purple snipe within haven. Its name is Steve and is Jujambu's pet/son
• Fsteak is a word that starts with F.
• Jujambu likes the word Fjord.
• Use Splash attack

Shinra Inc "Picnic" Guidelines

• Lockdown: Just have some fun. (Strategy?! What's that?)
• Blast Network: KaBOOM!
• General: The world could always use some more politeness and less slandering :p

Other Guild Branches

• The Turks - Company Leader: Dark-Nation. (Woof!) [[1]]

For more information on other companies within the world try the Spiral Knights Forums and look under "Guild Recruitment."