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== About == | == About == | ||
| − | Shaarmallama awkwardly fell out of the sky around June 2011. Upon doing so, he timidly hung around Tier 1 for an obscenely long time, often only farming Snarby, Arenas and Treasure Vaults. After finally overcoming the fear of the energy depot, and the fear that the Crystal energy could explode at any given moment, he soon accelerated up to 4* and Tier 3, although being fairly unsuccessful with the Royal Jelly. Upon entering Tier 3 he immediately tried to do Vanaduke and his Citadel. This lead to disaster, due to the poorly chosen Silent Nightblade, Seraphic Helm, and Sinister Skelly Suit, leaving a double fire weakness, and no effective weapons against the hords. Needless to say, he was toast. After dabbling in a few dead guilds, he finally bumped into a curious little [[User:Zeeca|Zeeca]], who invited him to [[Exalt (Guild)|Exalt]], whereby soon after, he got good. (apparently...) | + | Shaarmallama awkwardly fell out of the sky around June 2011. Upon doing so, he timidly hung around Tier 1 for an obscenely long time, often only farming Snarby, Arenas and Treasure Vaults. After finally overcoming the fear of the energy depot, and the fear that the Crystal energy could explode at any given moment, he soon accelerated up to 4* and Tier 3, although being fairly unsuccessful with the Royal Jelly. Upon entering Tier 3 he immediately tried to do Vanaduke and his Citadel. This lead to disaster, due to the poorly chosen Silent Nightblade, Seraphic Helm, and Sinister Skelly Suit, leaving a double fire weakness, and no effective weapons against the hords. Needless to say, he was toast. After dabbling in a few dead guilds, he finally bumped into a curious little [[User:Zeeca|Zeeca]], who invited him to [[Exalt (Guild)|Exalt]], whereby soon after, he got good. (apparently...) Recently, The shaarmallama has consumed some questionable material, this material has had the adverse side effect of making him a midget. He will bite your ankles. |
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About
Shaarmallama awkwardly fell out of the sky around June 2011. Upon doing so, he timidly hung around Tier 1 for an obscenely long time, often only farming Snarby, Arenas and Treasure Vaults. After finally overcoming the fear of the energy depot, and the fear that the Crystal energy could explode at any given moment, he soon accelerated up to 4* and Tier 3, although being fairly unsuccessful with the Royal Jelly. Upon entering Tier 3 he immediately tried to do Vanaduke and his Citadel. This lead to disaster, due to the poorly chosen Silent Nightblade, Seraphic Helm, and Sinister Skelly Suit, leaving a double fire weakness, and no effective weapons against the hords. Needless to say, he was toast. After dabbling in a few dead guilds, he finally bumped into a curious little Zeeca, who invited him to Exalt, whereby soon after, he got good. (apparently...) Recently, The shaarmallama has consumed some questionable material, this material has had the adverse side effect of making him a midget. He will bite your ankles.
