The Lazy Gunner (Guild)

The Lazy Gunner

I'm too lazy to add a motto Guild Founder: The lazy leader who left us :P Approx. Population: 100 Guild Master(s): Toxxikk Tsuato Guild Officer(s): Emma-Awesome Ossall Strongskullblue Tankini Maybe you one day ;)

About Us

No one really knows how long The Lazy Gunner has been around. No one knows how many previous owners it has had. But one fateful day in November 2012, the current guild master bid farewell to the guild and handed her title over to Toxxikk. Since then, Toxxikk and her husband, Tsuato--that's right, they're not kids--have pulled the guild from the ground to recruit more members and work on guild hall expansions. They are dedicated and patient, ready to help new guildies learn the ropes of Spiral Knights. They promote a giving and helpful environment where members can depend on other members. But never forget, laziness is also quite welcome.

Guild Roster

Updated December 18, 2012

How To Join

Membership is currently open but will soon close as the membership limit is reached. Until the forums are set up to contact us, you may PM one of the GM's or Officers while in the game. Please tell us why you would like to join and a little about yourself, such as how long you have been playing Spiral Knights. New players are certainly welcome as long as they can follow the rules.

How To Get Promoted

How To Get Demoted or Removed

• Demoted once for every month you are inactive. If you know you will be gone, send a PM to a GM as a precaution.
• Removed if you are a recruit inactive for one month.
  • If you are demoted or removed due to inactivity, you may reapply if there is room in the guild. PM a GM.
• Hounding other players for crowns, energy, freebies. It's okay to ask once in a while if you need help, but do not annoy everyone with begging.
• Excessive profanity.
• Ignoring warnings sent by GM's.
• Frivolous purchases that drain the guild treasury (officers and GM's only).

Guild Rules

• Above all, be nice to other guild members. Meanness will not be tolerated. If you have a problem with a member, please send a PM to one of the GM's with details.
• Do not beg constantly for freebies. Once in a while is okay if you really, really need help. Return the favors as often as you can.
• Help with missions, arcade runs, etc. whenever you can. Most levels are more fun with extra players, and even better when they are your guild mates!
• Refrain from too much profanity. Just don't be excessive.
• Don't send a billion invites to join your party. If the user did not accept it the first time, they are probably already busy. You can see who is busy by looking at your social tab and the icon next to their name. If you still aren't sure, request help via the guild chat and see if anyone can respond.
• If you are in a party, revive each other. Don't hoard capsules if another member can use it to stay alive. Alternatively, you can use the capsule to give yourself more health and then revive the other member to give them half.
• It's polite to ask if you can join a party before doing so, but some members do not mind. If you know they don't mind and there is room in their party, hop on in!
• Respect those ranked above you. They got their rank by being awesome guild members and players.

Guild Treasury

Anything that is put into the treasury CANNOT be taken back out! If you put a single crown, CE, material, gear, etc. into the treasury, NOBODY can take it out. Please be sure you are okay with donating it to the treasury. It will be used to further the guild hall expansions, so it will be put to good use. All donations are greatly appreciated!!

Guild Bank

Since there is not an actual guild bank in the game from which you can withdraw items, Officer Tankini's inventory will be the bank. Items added to the bank will NOT be used by Tankini or any other guild member unless given specific permission by a GM. These items will be available as gifts for newbies (low level gear) or prizes in the lottery and events. If you would like to donate something to the guild as a prize or newbie gift, PM Tankini. (Another account will soon be the bank, but until that account is created, Tankini will stand in.)

Current News

Coming soon:

• A lottery! We will soon set up a lottery in which each member who donates a certain amount to the treasury will be entered into a lottery for a certain prize! GM's are currently discussing the rules of the lottery.
• General Guild Events - We will organize events in which guild parties can work together on missions, arcades, coliseum, etc.
• Newbie Guild Events - One experienced member will take a few newbies into the clockworks at a time to help them learn the ropes.
• Guild Fund Events - Parties and arcade runs will be formed with the sole purpose of donating a set number of crowns to the guild, to reach a certain goal for that day. (For example, we might ask you to donate half of your run earnings to the treasury, with the goal of making 25,000 crowns together in one day.)

Current goals:

• 12,500 crowns in the treasury per week for the guild upkeep
• 90,000 crowns in the treasury to add an alchemy station within the guild hall.