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Jmtheawesome
"How does this work again?"
Guild
  • The Ascendicate

Me-ish Info

Why Hello Thar

Greetings.

Things you probably wouldn't like to hear..

I am yet ANOTHER writer of fanfiction. My series is, "The Other Side," and I also write smaller stories. Unlike other stories, mine contains MUSIC!

And whose to thank?

My friend.. IAMNOOBANDIAMPROUD.

She(?) is a noob, and she is proud of that.

OKAY!

Origin

Created by god.

The End.

The 20 Deeds of trustworthiness

Please follow each one correctly to be able to be in acquaintance. The 20 deeds of worthiness

1. Every day counts as.. "No sanity day"

2. You must reprise, "FLIP" and/or "FLIPPING" in place of cursing.

3. No whining is taken.

4. All questions must be in the form of an answer.

5. Because I am a gremlin, I require when you are next to me,

to kneel down so we both seem the same height.

6. No eavesdropping when I am conversing with acquaintances. 

7. The like of game music is mandatory.

8. NEVER.. touch the tail. This will be dealt with extreme measures.

9. When I mean, "Top of the internal organ,"

you reply as follows, "And a good kidney to you as well,"

10. It is required the knowledge of how to bake Fried Snipe on Wolver's Tail. 

11. Basic knowledge of writing is MANDATORY. (I'm not flippin' kidding)

12. You shalt not ever, be ever within 5 feet of my personal space.

13. It is common sense to help the beggars. We all started somewhere, and we counted on others to help us.

14. The act of "Trolling" is highly loathed. Any act or practice of it will be dealt with extremely high consequences.

15. Killing a knight must be no surprise to you, as you will find dead bodies surrounding me.

16. Please clean up the carnage once after I am done dealing with other knights.

17. During at night, you will hold the lantern my right hand side.

18. You must always walk 9 paces behind me, or you will be dealt with a slight "slap on the head" (by that I mean, I throw a sharp rock into your leg)

19. Entertainment is necessary, please know a respectable amount of jokes.

20. This will be the last and final message I will give to you, please read the following closely. Due to the high amount of so called, "Damage against Gremlin PLUS," Uv's that are floating around, please note that you must be an exceptionally well trained fitter and must be ready at a moment's notice.

To-Do list

1. Finish TOP, by summer

2. Start writing more Fanfics

3. Start POSTING more Fanfics.

4. Continue nagging on SK.

Now that we had gotten THAT off our chests, let's go gut an unsuspecting knight!
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