Gremlin Haiku Hijinks

Gremlins gremlins, what
y'gonna do? What y'gonna do
when they come for you?

Gremlin in the night
Wandering in the bazaar
Merchanting he likes

June is dry tinder.
Tier Three fires burn shyly:
In tier one decon!

I hate those gremlins
deadly wannabe humans
need we any more?

Small dark eyes glaring
Scaly claws grasp your money
Ripped off once again

Gremlin team hurts you
You go buy from "nice" Gremlin
He was team leader

new boss, hiding foes
sneaky spies of gremlin blood
hidden, wait for you

Gremlins in Haven.
Is it the Unbind Center?
Crazy at bazzar.

Crafty Scorcher pair
Now the Bazaar is aflame
A fire sale

Gremlins
Damage armor
Merchant happy

Gremlins are very easy
Except for Gremlin Demos
I hate them so much

Rockets, Missiles, BOOM!
Beware big towering twins,
Or face destruction.

gremlins bizarre sale
strangers thought, will the snipes like
still give me shinies

Gremlin over there!
Draw my sword and charge right in,
just to realize that it's a merchant Gremlin.

We welcomed them in
All was well, until we heard
Those dire words, "Stay Close!"

Menders fill my woe
as the red numbers stack high
no true end in sight

Knight wants Menders dead
Gremlin Merchant sells him sword
Sword breaks at first hit.

Gremlins come to help,
But you see their tricky ways,
And run, run away!

a gremlin haiku?
what is this I don't even...
too busy grinding

Gremlins come to us,
In this our town of haven.
Spy cam in the Loo...

Emerging Shadows
Reveal a new villain
The outlook was grim

Crimsonite + Moonstone =
Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.
Where's my Dark Matter…

An Ironclaw Demo?
Going nuts behind that gate!
I'm on this side though ~<3

Bombs are confusing.
Spiral Knights look like they know
what to do. Here, catch!

gremlin merchants here!
do they sell anything new?
just gremlin gizmo

Gremlins are coming
Unsheathe your shadow weapons
Kill the healers first

I hear them plotting
Filling Cradle with their stench
Trust gremlins? Never

More than one mender
Hammers surrounding my rear
please don't thwack me bro.

Munitions abound
Pyros o'er yonder training
This will not end well

Its all about trust,
Gremlin Merchant fits or not?
Only time shall tell...

Gremlins one and two
Spies or merchants, which is true?
Guess it's up to you!

Factory means jobs!
Such as spies and guardians
Against pesky knights

Mechanical Fiends!
Their Arcane Factory Looms!
Onwards, Knights! To Glory!

Can they be trusted
Ironclaw in our Haven
Or will we all burn?

Mender ascetics:
while clockworks turn like seasons,
hone ironclaws on spikes.

Merchant's watchful eye,
Coldly watching as knight dies
Trust them you cannot

It's the gremlin boss
mender fly; I have no gun
hijink win this time..!

Factory is a go!
Stay a while and listen!
Shields are wise ahead!

The Gremlin is hiding
They come to watch, Eyes open!
The sale begins!

I fix broken things
Knights like to make broken things
I make knights broken

Gremlin transmission
Says, "Burn Haven to the ground!"
We prepare for war

Gremlin axe hurt much
Knight need better equipment
Gremlin merchant smiles

The one who
Owns a thwack hammer
Fears not

Gremlins with big guns
Bombs, Hammers, Menders! Oh my!
I have my sword ready

Fire crackle and roar
Three heroes stand on button
Afk knight snore

No food past midnight
Not your typical mogwai
This guys no Gizmo

Knight In Skelly Helm
Sinister Grin Charges Sword
Flash Of Light Corpse Dust

Redfur fix Clockworks
Redfur has broken something
Redfur needs more bombs

Gremlin bombs abound
Frenzy heats up the office
Working over knights

Annoying gremlins.
Alas, a gremlin boss comes!
I shall burn you good.

New Gremlin Merchants?
But I Am Inflammable
Firebreak Armor

Too many Gremlins!
O why did I go solo?
A mecha knight, please!

Lighten your spirits!
Fanged merchant friends can help...
Just bring your wallet.

Gremlins in Haven
King Tinkinzar has to know
Traders, Spies Stay Close

King Tinkinzar speaks
Crimson Order battles knights
For Cradle's future.

The twin shopkeepers
Ride a breeze to market square.
Will costs rise like sun?

Two gremlin merchants...
They are spies! Looks like they are...
Sappin' my Haven!

Axes razor sharp
Watching re-runs on TV
Healer ahhhhhh aight.

Gremlins are so cute.
But may be spies! awww so cute...!!!
Too cute *Frogpalm* dies...

They have run over
In order to support you
Energy only.

We build new constructs
with new thwack hammers in hand
we fight to mend

Deep in the Clockworks
Mender fires ember bolt
Embarrassing death

Outcasts with distrust
Will they really help us out?
Emberlight Gremlins

Oh freaking Gremlins!
How can you all torch me so!?
Oh God oh God oh-

Welcome to Haven!
This Gremlin has things to sell.
"What are you buying?"

Singed fur, toothy grins.
Armor smoking in silence
After thund'rous blasts.

two gremlin merchants
selling, passing their free time
scorching and bombing

Bark Modules tempt us.
Gun puppy or lumber boss?
We will soon find out.

爆弾を
爆発すると
爆笑し

Translated as:

The Big Angry Bomb
explodes in angry constrast
as laughter explodes.

Can't wait for new Boss
New levels, this is so cool
Too bad I can't win

Gremlins aren't so tough.
I can handle guys like you.
OH GOD GUN PUPPIES

Buy from Gremlins? Ha!
What? A free toaster, you say?
Eh... what could go wrong?

Advance scouts are here
Plotting Havens ultimate
Demise. Get ready...

New gear in Bazaar!
But so expensive... Damn them,
Those greedy gremlins.

Old Gremlin Motto,
A Manual reads as such:
Dodge, Toss, Toss, Toss, Dodge!

Big Ol' Tinkinzar
Not another Jelly King
to run this summer!

Rumoured new stratum
Gremlins with guns, they sell them
Buy cheaply, or die!

Haven, Tinkinzar
Covert means intentions hide
Service knight for naught

Thunderfist Arenas
Shocking experience
Piercing through metal

Boom Bang Gremlins work
In second tier gather mines
Flamers smile tonight

Two shady figures
A cause for celebration?
A battle ahead

I for one welcome
Our new Gremlin ov-er, uh
I mean these merchants

Go for the mender
So very close, casts his dome
Bounced into a mine

Two little Gremlins
New arrivals in Haven
Are they friends or foes

I hear gremlins shout,
Hammer and Fire! And I see,
Death falls like blossoms.

Rising tide of flame
shield flickers in the tempest
the others flank right

Gazing at the sky
With friends and brothers in arms
Ironclaw wins again

Acrid smell of oil;
Twin hounds bereft of mercy:
Leave me alone, jerks.

Clockworks tick as we
tow the pieces of machine.
Our hands bring forth life!

Sneaky Gremlin kind
Wouldn't trust them with ice cream
What are they planning?

A Gremlin outcast
Stranded deep in the clockworks
He seeks redemption

Two Gremlins, red hair
Their masked eyes are sparkling stars
Born to sell used cars

Gremlins in Bazaar
Defective goods aplenty
Conning knights of crowns.

Mysterious place,
Darkness lurks every corner,
No light exists here.

The smell of oil
And deconstructed world parts,
But I'm in Haven?

Gremlins? Let's take them!
"Remember last time?" you say
Oh whoops I'm on fire

Sounds of Tinkering
Bulky Metal Canines Rise
Endless Projectiles

Those gremlin merchants,
Don't trust them! Probaly spies
Spying in the night...

A shield of fire
The Sun's jealousy prior
White path green again

Gremlin Fire Flows
Valkyrie Knight Moaning
On Fire Again

Wrenches don't kill knights.
Soon: Ironclaw factory!
Now, bullets kill knights...

Factory today
Rockets from the darkness fly
I hold X and pray

My firotech gun,
Is in need of a replace.
Flamethrower melt face!

Once, as they huddle
Scorchers, Menders, and Demos
Slain by one blade

I am Spiral Knight.
Thwack! Thwack! Coin! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Coin!
Gremlins sell good stuff!

Gremlins around you
Bullets come, dodge them all
Got hit by a wrench

Gremlin merchant spies
Sells poor equipment and lies
Then grins as we die.

Explosion echoes
Another wave of Rockets.
They had to make two...

deceit in haven
war machines rumble forward
according to plan

Gremlins have arrived.
Enter the Haven Bazaar,
They will be waiting.

Do not be afraid
These gremlins bring goods for sale
Lay down your crowns now

Six star sword, you say?!
I'll buy it! Wait… just a fake.
Need more Scam Resist...

Flamelash Arena
When the fire is "broken"
Gremlin barbecue

Ironclaw crisis
Blast surrounding munitions
Fireworks await

Ironclaws for hire!
Eligible if skilled at:
Bombs; Heals; Thwacks; Scorching.

In the factory
Mischievous eyes before me,
But treasure, I seek

Bazaar in the sun
Do two new merchants sell? Thwack!
The gathered snipes mourn.

Useless Archeron.
Roarmulus Epilepsy
Burning Computer

Brave knights be ready
For their love for knights are as
Cold as winter nights

To Arms fellow Knights!
New Gremlin foes have arrived
We fight for shinies!

The merchants are lies
The Ironclaws send their spies
Let's hope no-one dies

IronClaw Gremlins come
I forsee explosions
Craft fire resist gear

Charge! The Spiral Knights
Swing shiny swords at gremlin!
Then looks up at…Thwack!