Omega Skwad (Guild)
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Contents
What we are
A broad overview of Omega Skwad as a team
Origin
Everyone loves a good origin story, so here is the origin of Omega Skwad. First off, it is properly spelled Ωmega Skωad, if you are here to insult us on our lack of ability to spell. Now that that is out of the way, it all started long ago, in an Xbox LIVE party far away. Two players, psychoJoker36 and warhero1000 were discussing creating a clan online. Meanwhile, Jay Carmine, also known as psychoJoker36, was discussing with Puck Shrieksthiem a very similar topic at school. Three phone calls, two Halo matches, and a peach later, Omega Skwad was born!
Purpose
Somewhere in this mass of chaos, we need people to keep order and discipline to ensure the survival of us all. Do not look to Omega Skwad, we are not those people! As a mass, we are instruments of chaos, madness, and the almighty Pootis! If the scene is not [BLAM!]'d up, then Omega Skwad is just yet to arrive.
What we do
A broad overview of Omega Skwad's actions
Guild Activity
Currently,
Outside of Spiral Knights
How we do
A broad overview of Omega Skwad's "order"
Code of Conduct
We here at Omega Skwad take things very seriously and do not tolerate ridiculousness. There is a strict code of conduct to abide by and thus negligence to follow such will be handled with severe repercussions. Now that I am done lying to you, Omega Skwad has really little to no rules to follow. This is primarily because the GM's don't give a [BLAM!]. However, there are a few laws we do enforce, and because they are so few, we enforce them well.
The Law of Ωmega Skωad
| Zero Harassment |
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| A joke is a joke, but legitimately insulting a guildmate is just wrong |
| No Marketeering |
| This is a guild, not a business. No scamming, spamming, or commercializing. In-guild trading is ok, but ripping someone off is not |
| Respect the Ranks |
| There is a ranking system in place for some reason we are yet sure of. But if we wanted everyone to have equal ranks, everyone would be a Guild Master, so please respect that |
Other suggestions you should consider:
- You have a shield, please learn to use it
- We are not a charity case
- Do not rev yourself unless the entire team is dead, and even then, only rev yourself
- Don't sit in my [BLAM!]ing chair!
Ranking System
- Join Guild
- Prove worth
- ????
- Profit!!!
To be honest
Funding
Omega Skwad does not demand any cr for the guild treasury, and thus, our meager guild hall stands as is. We accept any and all donations. Do not think you can buy a rank, we are not that kind of guild. Spiral Knights is Free to Play, so Omega Skwad is Free to Stay!
