User:Wombat75002
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Introduction
So many stories to tell . . . I edit this at later date
The Common Collective
Dukeplatypus: Snarby Trading Inc.
Meanwhile in Three Rings HQ: "Hey guys! I have an idea! Let's put a sword in the game that's half the power of a calibur, only goes to four star, and does normal damage!" Disclaimer: "I don't know, it seems unbalanced" "But... PROJECTILES" Disclaimer: "Case closed, put that sugar baby in the game!"
Time: "Chuck Norris punches through everything
Doom: "He can't punch through Bruce Lee (even though Bruce Lee is already dead)
Time: "You're right, Chuck Norris couldn't punch through Bruce Lee"
Time: "So he punched him into his grave"
Zing!
Doom ":O How dare you!"
Shortly after, I was punched by Doom . . . in the face.
The beginning of this conversation between Melaco and Time is unknown. Starting at a strong point:
Time: "I'm itching for some sharp puns"
Melaco: "Just try not to make them too tacky"
Time: "though, that could be pointless"
Melaco: "In a roundabout way"
Bgood: "Maybe you should start by PUNchuating your sentences" [ Where did that come from?]
Blazer dies from purposely walking into some shadow fire [and starts soft-ragin']
Time: "You were under a-tack"
Melaco: "Then the situation got pressing"
Melaco: "So, Blazer, safe to assume, you on fire tonight?"
Time: "That pun's gotta burn"
Melaco: "Not anymore, he's on ice"
Time: "Trying to compete? You're no match for me"
Dfliyerz: "Epic pun battles of history" [Again...ಠ_ಠ]
Time: "Puns seem to be a hot topic tonight"
Melaco: "Nah, you don't strike me that way"
Time: "I bet you're burning out"
Time: "I fuel on memory, not Google" [Was a joke, neither of us were using anything external for the puns]
Melaco: "I fuel on imagination"
Time: "I bet that extra mental proccessing hertz"
Melaco: "Only a little, if you enjoy that kind of therapy" [Mocking my studies in Psychology]
Time: "This battle might be difficult to extinguish"
Melaco: "Good thing I did not start the fire"
Time: "Ryan did, of course"
Melaco: "Maybe I should stop putting it out"
Time: "You should just freeze right where you are"
Melaco: "Oh come on, no need for the cold shoulder
Time: "Getting a little frostbit by my smoking hot puns?"
Melaco: "Of course not, just finding them a bit lukewarm"
Melaco: "Maybe you could use some adjustment?"
Time: "Quite a chilling concept, no matter"
Dfliyerz: "HUE"
Melaco: "Dfliyerz, try not to interrupt our heated debate"
Time: "It's on thin ice"
Time: "Now, continue. Don't be shy, be brrrrrave" [That was awful]
Time: "And don't be too frigid"
[Dfliyerz jokes about google]
Time: "Hey, this is from memory; this fire won't last forever"
Melaco: "Don't worry, I will warm up to you. Give it time"
[Dfliyerz and I joke about other guilds]
Melaco: "It's okay, unless you bat for the other team"
Time: "Na, I like to stay current"
Time: "So watt reason did we start this in the first place?"
Melaco: "No idea. A bolt of inspiration?"
Dfliyerz: "I am having a brain hemmorage from all this pun"
Melcao: "We needed to ground out the solution"
Time: "I could conduct something"
Bgood: "It's a pun to the death"
Melaco: "Yeah, you are metal enough"
Time: "I try not to alt.ernate pun themes
Time: "But shock, that's always an enlightening theme"
Melaco: "I think you may be reaching capacity, though"
Time: "You might find that revolting"
Melaco: "Not the least. I have high resistance"
Time: "Though, I'll relay this conversation, and store it for later"
Melaco: "Well, you got me on the electrical jokes. I will try to adapt"
Melaco: "Maybe find somewhere where I can plug in?"
Time: "We should pull the plug on this battle before Dfliyerz gets an unfarad vantage"
Time: "Such a lecture circuit"
Melaco: " I think we shorted that one out, a bit, though"
Time: "Dfliyerz should be OHMitted from the battle"
Time: "Wire we even continuing?"
Melaco: "Yes, I am still running"
Melaco: "Still got that zipity zap"
Time: "Because you're in trouble for being charged
Time: "With assault"
Time: "And battery"
Dfliyerz: "-.-" ['Hue' in disguise]
Melaco: "Nah, I was released of all charges"
Melaco: "They let me out on the ground floor"
Time: "Now you're just re-using puns"
Melaco: "That, and I need to actually sleep" [And then he logged off and I went on to Lockdown]
Dfliyerz: "Hue" [nuff' said]
The generalized idea everytime I "start" for example....
Time: "A chilling concept"
Dfliyerz: ".-."
Time: "Here come the puns :>"
Dfliyerz: "OH CRAP"
Dfliyerz: "RUN"
One supposedly normal evening:
Dfliyerz: "And "Steve Jobs' Pancreas"
Dfliyerz: "Wrong chat.
Dfliyerz: "XD"
[Short guild silence]
Time: "LOL"
Topxkiller: "Words of wisdom"
Time: "This chat brought to you by the 'lolwut moments' foundation"
Ultimapwner: "XD"
Caketastrophe event dance: The Harlem Cake/Harlem Bake
After literally ten minutes debating who is best pony:
Oprime: "Daring Do is best pony"
Dfliyerz: "Angry.rar"
Articunno: "I swear we're gonna end up having a war about who is best pony"
Time: "Starspike the Rainbow Crackle is best Pony"
Blitzhawk: "Time, you just read my mind"
Dflyerz: "Hi, it's Vince with Baby Applejack! Guaranteed to give you diabetes every time you loot at her!
Time: "Billy Mays sells Baby Applejack. Vince sell Baby Diamond Tiara"
Founder of Pepperidge Farm Natural Ripe Rocket Snipes
Only two people online in the guild, and quite bored:
Time: This is boring
Dfliyerz: Yeah
Time: Just you and me
Dfliyerz: Hue
Time: >:3
Dfliyerz is scared
The-Time-Keeper makes his move
Dfliyerz: OGOD
Time: :D
Dfliyerz: LOL
Talking about a new type of Toaster, because someone said that their Toaster wasn't working:
[The beggining of this is unknown; starting from a strong point]
Articunno: Nah I think it's overweight
Art: My toaster.....
Art: Dang it
Art: This is awkward
Bgood: Lol good one Art
Kat: lolwait what?
Bgood: His toaster won't toast toast
Espeon: His toaster is overweight
Espeon: Coulnd't burn enough
Toaster-Repairpony: Oooooooooho
Time: Art's weight is made of toast
Time: Art is a toaster
Time: Everything and all of humanity makes sense now
Bgood: So what's toast then?
Time: Art
Espeon: The Arctic
Bgood: Umhum, interesting
Art: Look, if I'm a toaster, then I'm a friggen' glowy blue toaster with wings
Espeon: Sounds like an Alienware toaster
Bgood: They make those!?! Gotta buy one
Time: Outer-toast [That was a lame pun...]
Espeon: We've reached the crust
Toaster: It would probably be an overpriced thing with glowy stuff all over
Espeon: You can change the color of the heat coils
Bgood: I totally need one then
Time: It would also be see-through
Time: Option of rainbow-coil construct as well
Bgood: I want a toaster made of glass, lol
Art: And it could toast like 10 pieces at once
Espeon: No power outlet needed
Espeon: It just needs some batteries
Espeon: To fry the Nvidia card inside
Art: And it would have an optional omelet drive attachment
Time: There's an option of Sweetie's toast soup heating mode
Art: And it would come with three extra slices of HAM
Espeon: Can upgrade to additional SSD during the morning sales
Espeon: Grinds coffee
Bgood: I'd rather have the ham lol
Time: And drinks it for you too
Art: Need Wi-Fi for occasional software updates
Bgood: This is starting to sound like the new X-box
Espeon: Heh, how do you think it'd taste?
Time: Like cabbage
Espeon: Soak some bread with coffee and then toast it
Espeon: Sounds crazily familiar enough to not be that bad
Time: It would taste the direct opposite of Rarity's hoof [Marshmallow]
Time: And also like poor investment
Bgood: Umm... delisios
Art: Would hover on magnets
The-Time-Keeper is now hungry for Sweetie B's toast soup
Bgood: I didn't know you liked my soup
Time: You're not a dictionary
Bgood: You had to see that coming though, lol
Art: I dub this toaster "The KoE overly expensive generally useless nuclear powered alienware toaster of power!"
Espeon: TM
Hired-Coke: Lol, deal of a life time
Bgood: Pun alert
Kat: Would you like to buy Articunno's overly expensive generally useless nuclear powered alienware toaster (c)?
Art: It's only 1.000 bits!
Bgood: I thought it was battery powered
Coke: Naw it was bread powered
Coke: Upgrade with the butter
Kat: It can run Crysis 2 like butter
Art: Nuclear batteries Kitty
Bgood: Oh I see now
Coke: It likes playing Battlefield 3 on Windows 1934
Kat: It has as much processing power as a $2.34 calculator
Coke: 0.032 bits of RAM
Toaster: Is there such a thing as half a bit?
Time: And 0.004 bits of digi-cupcake
Coke: Maybe
Kat: If you type more than 2 wpm in word, it crashes
Kat: It does not get viruses from other software
Kat: It gets viruses from itself
Time: Penguins would like this Toaster
Kat: *WARNING: Penguin usage could be fatal
Time: *To humans
Bgood: What about kitties?
Time: Kitties turn into balls of fluffle fur when using toaster
Bgood: The one you where spinning with jw
Bgood: Lol wrong chat
Time: Justin Weaver? [Spin pun]
Kat: Lol
Bgood Just wondering
Kat: I've got Weaver fever!!!
Time: Beaver fever here
Bgood: I think I created a new illness
Time: I wood buy it [Regarding the toaster]
Art: And yes! For only the low low price of 1.000 bits you can own this amazing toaster! (I am not liable for any damage this may cause to your health. If damaged, blame Toaster-Repairpony)
Toaster: Daaaang
Bgood: I dare someone to draw a picture of this toaster!
Kat: A picture of the toaster, and several dead penguins in the background
Dfliyerz and Time:
I want to be the very best, like no pony ever was
To befriend them is my real test
To tolerate is my cause!
I will travel across Equestria
searching far and wide!
Takes' ponies to understand
the love that's inside!
Gotta love them all! Gotta show them all!
Harmony!
Time: In other news: This just in! The water IS WET! More at eleven.
Kat-Kill-You: Omg
Dfliyerz: :O
Kat: My life
Dfliyerz: lies!
Kat: It just changed
Kat: You completely flipped everything I knew upside down, Time.
Discusssing Guild changes and theme...
Time: We should stand out
Dfliyerz: When I become an Officer, I'll deal with this fashion disaster
Zipfile: interesting...
Time: Excuse ME
Time: WHEN!?
Dfliyerz: IF
Standion: Ha ha! XD
Zip: LOL
Bgood: Oh burn! :3
More to come.
The Expandables
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