User:XPlad
From SpiralKnights
- Wolvers screw me over. Freeze stages screw me over. Wolver Den: Frosty Fury? Well...the results aren't pretty.
- H8RS GUNNA H8
- Y U WAEST U THIEM H33R WHAN J00 KEN DO SUMMIN EHLS?
- ME HRML355 N00B, NO HRT M33 PL0X
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- I will reply on MY talk page. DEAL WITH IT.
- Oh great. A graveyard. I ain't leaving this place without putting a bullet in every zombies f(redacted)ing head.
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Xplad
Xplad is one of the knights who crash landed on Cradle. He wears a Magic Cloak and a Skelly Mask hidden under a Spiral Pith Helm.
Lore
I crawled out of the pod. My weapons were ready. I looked around, searching for a sign of life. After a quick stroll, I encountered my first adversaries-two Jellies. I shot them down fast and killed another one hiding in the bushes nearby. I ventured on, killing more Jellies, until I came to a force barrier. Behind the barrier, two Chromalisks materialized out of thin air. I knocked them down and continued on, popping the lids of a few Treasure Boxes on my way. I finally came to the Rescue camp. It was filled with other Knights who had landed recently. I gave no heed to them and quickly went into the elevator that would take me to our temporary base-Haven. After killing some more Monsters, I came to a foggy area. This area was derelict and stunk of death. Bones and cobwebs were scattered around. I stepped on the button, and all of a sudden a group of Zombies erupted out of the ground and tried to eat me. After burning them down to the ground, I finally arrived in Haven. The sun shone, the Snipes flew around, and the Strangers went around their everyday activities. "Ah", I said to myself, "here the true adventure begins."
Least favorite monsters
- Rocket Puppies
- Red Rover
- Any Freeze themed monster except:
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- Convince everyone to die on spikes in Advanced Training Hall
- Charged into a mob of 30 Ironclaw Thwackers while flailing my Cutter around and killed all of them in 15 seconds
- Trolled my teammates in an Oiler danger room by firing mah Firotech Alchemer
- Ran away as my teammates got killed by Bloogatos and Slush Puppies
- Get killed by a Jelly. A JELLY. F(redacted)ING LLLLLAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Current setup
- Magic Cloak: Elemental defense is essential unless you want to be eaten alive by Gun Puppies.
- Skelly Mask: Graveyards DO exist, you know.
- Plate Shield: It looks like a riot shield. Well, a smaller version.
- Blaster: Dishes out heaping tablespoons of normal damage, kills most enemies within 6-10 shots.
- Cutter: LIGHTNINGFAST, BIACTH
Stuff I'm listening to
- Doctor Octagonapus Sparta Invasion v3 Remix. Too. Frikken. Awesome.
- Derezzed. No other music can match the total 1337ness of this piece of music.
- Portal-Still Alive-It makes me feel warm and joyful inside.
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