The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare

Fill Lord Vanaduke's coffee with sewage sludge.
Leave classic "HAHA UR STOOPID" note signed with the competitors' signatures (fake, of course).
Watch the fireworks.
Profit.

Gather all "Yesmen"
Go to Nick's office.
When he ask somebody something call him up and say YES!
Annoy him to death.
Throw pitchforks.

Invite higher company members to "Boss Appreciation Event".
Charge higher-up's accounts with "party expenses", for millions.
Fill large event cake with Devilites.
Offer cake.

Kill Ultra Blast Cube.
Quickly insert explosive blobs in airtight little cups.
Leave in communal fridge with note:
"I made grape jell-o for everyone, enjoy! <3"

Kiss feet until you get the yes-man position
Earn the complete trust of the boss
Kill him with kindness

Learn Old Management pays negative wages, no overtime
Find compromising pictures of old CEOgre on Obsidian+ (a social networking site)
....Blackmail is a powerful thing.

Mix Impostocube and Toxigel to make disguised laxative jelly.
Hand to the boss; watch as he runs to the bathroom over and over again!

Acquire firm with loan to Krogmo.
Distribute mist tanks containing lichen slime.
Knights merge into giant slime, destroying Coliseum and Haven.
Krogmo defaults on loan.

Get your boss to leave his office
grab a few Royal minis to throw at
watch your boss' face-WAIT,
can't see his face anymore!

Invite him over.
Tie him up and slice off his limbs, toes, and other things.
Proclaim your feelings about him. Feed him to the wolvers.

Go to work on saturday like everyone else,
bring radiant sun shards to office.
Be sure to wear a skolver coat.

Convince boss to refocus the company on haze bomb production.
Watch his horrific expression when the update arrives.
Shareholders unhappy, he resigns.

Dress in Volcanic plate mail
Hide in Higher-ups closets
Watch them all die of heart attacks until you are CEO.

Hire Trojan Assassins,
Watch from afar as the trojans rip through the offices of your enemies,
No cubical will ever be safe again!

Send e-mail with an "Oiler" virus to your boss.
Watch as flamewalls set it on fire.
Screen shows: YOU ARE FIRED!
Hear your boss scream.

Nothing the boss looks forward to more than sipping on the ol’ mug of misery.
Too bad about that dark briar barrage in his cup…

Place a Mewkat in the worker's room.
Watch them go insane as they contemplate getting a few crowns or murdering an innocent Kat.

Hack your boss' bank account.
send all his crowns to "Blast Cube" co.
give him package later
run out the room and hear the screams. :D

Pour a little sleep vial into your Boss's mug,
Sprinkle a little blaze pepper on various body parts of his,
Watch him wake up.

Purchase a love puppy disguise
Place rocket puppy disguised as love puppy at the boss' door
Ring the doorbell and run

Encase all the junk on you co-workers desk in Slimes
Laugh as he watches in horror as his poor desk becomes a giant Lichen Colony!

Give Impostocube a new disguise that looks strikingly familiar to the Pit Boss.
Watch, as Yesmen waste there time sucking up to a gelatinous blob.

Give boss Grand Faust for Birthday
Watch him die on curse
Revive to get 30% of his heat
jobless, you can play more SK now :D

Become the Yesman.
Place party button in Bossman's office when the bossman is getting coffee.
Watch the Trojan spawn and you become the new Bossman.

Wait till its boss' birthday
Give him cake with no fork
When he asks for one
Step back and throw him a pitchfork :D

Replace co-worker's office supplies with harmless plushie replicas.
Laugh as their attacks bounce harmlessly off furries invading the office.
Die horribly when furries notice you.

Hack into bosses CPU, transfer all Crystal energy and crowns to Exotic Devilite Dancing Inc.
Send details to all employees, police,laugh like crazy!