Homestuck (Guild)

Homestuck

Ascending and descending since 2009. Guild Founder: Rose-Lalonde Approx. Population: 46 Guild Master(s): Rose-Lalonde n/a Guild Officer(s): Elixeroflife Lordfm

> Rose: Announce things in relation to the guild.

I suppose I have some explaining to do.

I haven't been on in gog knows how long due to college becoming more intense that I had originally thought, and for more simple matters I've had games like DeSu and other games distract the hell out of me (I am but a simple person in the end). What I plan to do is that when I'm more active in Spiral Knights, contact me so that we can together plan romps through the Clockworks. I want everyone to be able to reach the Goblin city at least once.

> Rose: Write down a lengthy but precise summary.

Hi there! I was wondering when you would get a look at this page. If you were expecting me to type in flowery, almost purple prose, then sorry; that's not what this page is for and you know that. What you MAY know, though, is that this is a guild dedicated to two kinds of Spiral Knights players: 1. those who read the webcomic Homestuck, and 2. those whose SK characters are modeled after Homestuck characters (for example, my own character) and who may or may not be roleplayers. We are a guild meant for those who read the webcomic and/or roleplay to relax, dungeon crawl, discuss the webcomic, and/or discuss related materials such as Problem Sleuth, Jailbreak, Bard Quest, and many of Andrew Hussie's earlier comics and escapades in comedy under the screen name S_O (such as Humanimals and Inappropriate Time for Ham, which I will mention are NSFW). We welcome all Spiral Knights players, though, but be forewarned that if the Homestuck readers outnumber the non-readers, you're in for some confusing conversations.

> Reader: Investigate how to join this sweet guild.

To join the guild, it's very simple! Simply send me a message or letter in Spiral Knights to contact me about meet time, and I'll add you, no strings attached! And don't forget to invite your friends, too! I am also contactable on Steam, so if you play Spiral Knights through Steam (and you probably did if you also play Team Fortress 2, *wink wink*), add me through there as well. If you wish to find me on other sites, I usually fall under the alias of Penn Almasy or any derivation of that. See my personal description below for more details.

> Reader/Rose: Survey/Recite rules.

1. Don't be a jerk.
2. DON'T be a jerk.
3. If you ARE going to be a jerk anyways, keep it OUT of guild chat or we will kick you.
4. As a follow-up to 3, any drama you have outside of the guild must be left at the door.
4.5. If you want someone to talk to because you just CAN'T leave it at the door, you're welcome to vent at me and cool off.
5. If you are roleplaying or are going to roleplay, give us a forewarning (e.g. if you roleplay Karkat/carcinoGeneticist, tell the non-readers that he's usually an a-hole within the story). The Homestuck readers may know what you're saying or know you aren't actually being a jerk, but non-readers may not get the message.
6. Be wary that some members may be underage or simply aren't hardened enough to handle certain content. Basically, if you think it's NSFW, tag it before (say) linking an image or one of Hussie's many works of comedy. This is, of course, if an underage member is on. If not, don't sweat it.
7. Finally, and most importantly, don't push non-readers into reading Homestuck, inside OR outside of the guild. It's not cool and it can potentially be flagged as spamming or whatnot. A nudge is fine (nudge meaning a simple and polite "Have you read Homestuck? No? Okay, have a nice day then"), but anything beyond that and you'll land yourself in hot water.

To get promoted, simply prove yourself to be a trusting fellow and someone who won't abuse their powers.

> Reader: Peruse the profiles of these persnickety yet plucky people.