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== What is this sewage on my screen? == | == What is this sewage on my screen? == | ||
| − | ''Welcome to Hat Simulator. | + | ''Welcome to Hat Simulator. Get out now! ~ Whimsicality'' |
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We here at Hat Simulator have one key mission to take; Obtain hats. We live for hats, we breathe hats, we eat hats, we die for hats. | We here at Hat Simulator have one key mission to take; Obtain hats. We live for hats, we breathe hats, we eat hats, we die for hats. | ||
| − | Oh, and there's some stuff that involves [http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Basil unlocking Cradle's secrets] and [http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Royal_Jelly ending royal blood lines]. Maybe even a bit of [http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Lord_Vanaduke lovely bullet dodging] here and there. But really, we here at Hat Simulator just want to have fun. We hope you do too! ''... For the sake of us all.'' | + | Oh, and there's some stuff that involves [http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Basil unlocking Cradle's secrets] and [http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Royal_Jelly ending royal blood lines]. Maybe even a bit of [http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Lord_Vanaduke lovely bullet dodging] here and there. We're absolutely amazing, sporting an entire cast of top-notch knights all wielding the coveted [[Vog Cub Cap]], [[Vog Cub Coat]], [[Divine Avenger]], [[Gran Faust]], and more! Especially them Vog Cub armors! We're really sweet on those! Oh, and don't forget about our amazing bombers and gunslingers! But really, we here at Hat Simulator just want to have fun. We hope you do too! ''... For the sake of us all.'' |
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2* Equipment is the bare minimum to get in. We don't want anyone flinging their [[Proto Gun]] in our faces... For the most part. | 2* Equipment is the bare minimum to get in. We don't want anyone flinging their [[Proto Gun]] in our faces... For the most part. | ||
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'''Literacy''' | '''Literacy''' | ||
It sounds silly, yes, but you need to be able to type/speak properly. If we can't understand you, we don't want you here. | It sounds silly, yes, but you need to be able to type/speak properly. If we can't understand you, we don't want you here. | ||
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'''R.E.S.P.E.C.T.''' | '''R.E.S.P.E.C.T.''' | ||
Find out what that means to me. | Find out what that means to me. | ||
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| + | '''Dedication''' | ||
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| + | You must love hats. | ||
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* <s>Whimsicality is your supreme overlord.</s> | * <s>Whimsicality is your supreme overlord.</s> | ||
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| + | == Who should I look out for? == | ||
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| + | Glad you asked! We here at Hat Simulator have <s>not enough patience</s> far too many people to even begin saying how amazing they all are, but here's a <s>biased listing</s> select few members that stand out! | ||
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| + | *DoctahWahwee | ||
| + | *Edontsu | ||
| + | *PrincessCatrina | ||
| + | *Vaati | ||
| + | *Sxbig | ||
| + | *Krecka | ||
| + | *Avidlebon | ||
| + | *Ceelogreen | ||
| + | *Cretien | ||
| + | *Darkmasta | ||
| + | *Ema-The-Vampire | ||
| + | *Firezack | ||
| + | *Mintsdale | ||
| + | *Mumalot | ||
| + | *Neggirbear | ||
| + | *Saber-XP | ||
| + | *<s>God</s> Whimsicality | ||
| + | *Zangrious | ||
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| + | Of course, there's so much more! | ||
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Contents
What is this sewage on my screen?
Welcome to Hat Simulator. Get out now! ~ Whimsicality
We here at Hat Simulator have one key mission to take; Obtain hats. We live for hats, we breathe hats, we eat hats, we die for hats. Oh, and there's some stuff that involves unlocking Cradle's secrets and ending royal blood lines. Maybe even a bit of lovely bullet dodging here and there. We're absolutely amazing, sporting an entire cast of top-notch knights all wielding the coveted Vog Cub Cap, Vog Cub Coat, Divine Avenger, Gran Faust, and more! Especially them Vog Cub armors! We're really sweet on those! Oh, and don't forget about our amazing bombers and gunslingers! But really, we here at Hat Simulator just want to have fun. We hope you do too! ... For the sake of us all.
How do I get in? Not that I want to...
We are like some guilds, we are like others. Here's the lowdown on how things work around here. It's so easy, a jacked-up Gremlin can do it! Don't be afraid just because we want decent people.
Gear
2* Equipment is the bare minimum to get in. We don't want anyone flinging their Proto Gun in our faces... For the most part.
Literacy
It sounds silly, yes, but you need to be able to type/speak properly. If we can't understand you, we don't want you here.
R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
Find out what that means to me.
Dedication
You must love hats.
What're the rules for this dump?
- There are no rules.
- Do not simulate hats with anyone else.
- Do not be butthurt.
- Do NOT disrespect other members. But this should be a given.
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Whimsicality is your supreme overlord.
Who should I look out for?
Glad you asked! We here at Hat Simulator have not enough patience far too many people to even begin saying how amazing they all are, but here's a biased listing select few members that stand out!
- DoctahWahwee
- Edontsu
- PrincessCatrina
- Vaati
- Sxbig
- Krecka
- Avidlebon
- Ceelogreen
- Cretien
- Darkmasta
- Ema-The-Vampire
- Firezack
- Mintsdale
- Mumalot
- Neggirbear
- Saber-XP
GodWhimsicality- Zangrious
Of course, there's so much more!
