Knights Of Valkyria (Guild)

Knights of Valkryia, or KoV, was founded by Dartarien. We are a relatively new guild that was formed in December of 2012.

If we have open slots, we are always accepting of new members. Mail one or more of the officers (detailed below) and we'll get back to you as soon as we can. Try to be as active as possible so that we can reach you.

• Member:
  • 2* Gear/Weapons
• Veteran:
  • 4* Gear/Weapons
• Officer
  • Win the trust of Dartarien, the Guild Master.

This week's Raffle Theme is Shadow! These weapons, on top of being dark, cool, and mysterious, will be immensely helpful in defeating the Royal Jelly, a Tier 2 boss that gives you lots of money and loot!

• Raffle Tickets cost 500 crowns.
• The prizes are as follows:
  • Grand Prize: Nightblade
  • Second Prize: Shadowtech Alchemer
  • Third Prize: Dark Matter Bomb

To buy a raffle ticket, simply donate into the treasury. The more you donate, the more tickets you get, and the better chance you have of winning!

Start Time: 7:00 PM GMT (Upkeep time) - Saturday, March 30th

End Time: 7:00 PM GMT (Upkeep time) - Saturday, April 6th

1. Respect each and every Guild Member. Verbal violence, discrimination, harassment, intolerance, and bullying is NOT tolerated. Be nice!
2. Try to use reasonable levels of spelling and grammar. People that have an inability to use grammar and/or spelling to the extent that they are unintelligible may find themselves ignored or worse. If English is not your first language, alert a staff member of it.
3. Excessive begging is prohibited. Begging may result you in being ignored or worse. No means no.
4. Don't take more than what you need from the storage. Really.
5. It's not reconmended to put materials into the guild treasury. That's what the guild storage is for. We can't get materials out of the treasury.
6. Be active
• • Members that are inactive will be kicked
    • Recruits have the smallest threshold of inactiveness, while members have a larger threshold, and veterans have a very large threshold. Officers are almost immune to this.
    • Furthermore, being social in this aspect helps. If the staff knows you, you may have a higher chance of escaping a kick.
  • If you have a reason to be inactive, mail Zenithian-Alpha your reason and how long you may be gone.

Be social!

7. People who are anti-social may find their progress through the guild's ranking ladder to be impeded. Communication is important.
8. Obey your superiors WITHIN REASON.
• • If an officer tells you to do something like enable full inspect, to get out of a chair, etc, you should probably do so. However, certain things, like being ordered to farm constantly, infringe on your rights, and you can state your protest.

The Justice System in our Guild

We have a justice system similar to the court system. If you believe someone is breaking a rule (this includes officers! We're not immune to our own rules.) then alert a member of staff AND mail a copy of the situation to Zenithian-Alpha. Reconmended Procedure:

• Preperation
  • Collect Proof
    • Take Screenshots
    • Get witnesses
    • Etc
  • Type up a complaint and mail it to Zenithian-Alpha
  • Confront the offender
    • Try not to be too rude.
      • Ask the person to stop first. If the offender does not stop, then the court system begins.
• Court System
  • Wait for an officer/staff to log on.
    • The officer, if available, will act as the judge/moderator
  • The mod will collect evidence (uploading screenshots onto imgur.com or some other fast image sharing site is recommended)
    • The mod may ask questions. Be prepared for this.
  • Prepare your case while the mod is collecting evidence. After the mod is done, say your side of the story, and what you think should happen to the offender.
  • The offender will make his/her case in defense.
  • The mod will decide the case, or potentially delegate the decision to a mod of higher ranking. This may take an extended amount of time.

• If someone else is breaking the rules
  • 1) Warn the person/Ask the person to stop
    • Has the person stopped?
      • Yes: Problem resolved. May want to tell a officer/GM for archiving
      • No: Proceed to step 2
  • 2) Get Evidence, such as screenshots, witnesses, etc.
    • Proceed to step 3
  • 3) Contact an officer/GM
    • Is one online?
      • Yes: PM Him/Her. If he/she is available, then meet them in a guild hall, preferably with the person that has offended you or broken a rule.
      • No: Mail him/her. Try to be active so that he/she can contact you later.

• Trivia/Game Knowledge
  • The host asks questions about game mechanics, monsters, items, etc. Whoever answers the most right wins! (Note: Use of this wiki s strictly forbidden and will result in your DOOM. Have fun!)
• Guild Meetings
  • Mandatory Guild Meetings
    • These meetings will be announced ahead of time. Try to free up time for it. If the time is not compatible, tell one of the officers why, and what times you WILL be available. Include time zone. Repeatedly/commonly missing these may result in demotion.
  • Reconmended/Highly suggested meetings
    • There is no penalty for not attending one of these, but we sometimes give out prizes, and we do keep track of who comes. If you want to be promoted, definitely come to these.
    • These include planning sessions for raids, strategy talks, and guild policy voting.
  • Optional Guild Meetings
    • These meetings are completely optional, and no official records will be taken of who attends. But attendance may subconsciously sway other members to vouch for your promotion. Who knows?
    • These include things like games, parties, and blacksmith bonanzas with our resident blacksmith/encyclopedia Zenith.

• Dartarien
• Zenithian-Alpha

Zenith's skill somehow rapidly fluctuates from a ninja assasin to a clumsy buffoon. He claims that it's lag. It's actually a secret formula comprised of Red Bull, Jolt, Coffee, and Tea. Valve stole the recipe to make this formula and used it as the basis of BONK! Atomic Soda.Side affects include knowledge of spiral knights, insanity, seizures, internet crashes and power outages. It is rumored that Zenith is an alt of a GM, related to a GM, or a good friend of a GM, which would contribute to his/her knowledge of Spiral Knights. However, recent evidence suggests that this is false. Zenith is also rumored to have an incredible array of alts that he/she routes through tor and various proxies to prevent IP tracing. This, however, conflicts with the rumor that he/she lives in a strange area that prevents his/her IP to be traced. Zenith neither confirms nor denies any of these rumors.

Zenith is famed for his/her strange behavioral shifts when sleep deprived, ranging from insane to super serious.

• Omeganumeric (Mysterious Inactive Guy!)

Omeganumeric is suspected of being an alt of an undisclosed player. However, both Omeganumeric and the player neither confirm nor deny the accusation. It is rumored that the Guild Master knows the truth. Incidentally, another undisclosed member claims to have seen both of them on at the same time. However, some of the more radical members claim that the second undisclosed member is, in fact, ALSO an alt.

• Suitora (Treasurer-In-Chief!)

Is actually a cat in disguise. You see, the cat race has always been far more intelligent than the human race. We've learned to use our cuteness to demand pampering from our human servants. Our plans to take over the world are currently coming to fruit- Ooh, look! A ball of string! Seems to have some weird obsession with ice things and blue equipment.

• Nexilius

I can get pissed off "Easily". (What do those sinister quotation marks mean? The world may never know.) I will only be on at either friday, saturday, or sun I like people with good Grammar :3 As a member of the Great Cow Uprising, I commonly say Muuu and talk about how much I love cows. My loyalty will be rewarded greatly when the cows take over. I will now proceed to kill you for reading this. Me and Dart's thinking is 90% the same :D I`m a kind of dark and shadowy person I hate farts. I am in love with jellies in SK :3(But I hate the fact that you cant jump over a squishy slime the size of your palm.)

• Dispicle-Of-Cronos

It seems that I'm the reckless one. I just run in there and hack and slash. Usually. Sometimes I just stand back and shoot everything to death. Well, either way, i'm ahppy to help ay knight in any mission, as long as I am free. If i am in th emiddle of a mission or boss run, it is highly reconmended that you DO NOT invite me. Trust me, you don't want to get on my bad side.

How long have you been playing?

What gear do you have?

What rank are you?

Are you friendly?

Do you work well with others?

Would you help others with things if needed?

What is your prefered class? (Swordsmaster, Gunslinger, Demolitionist, or Hybridist)

What is your prefered PvP class? (Guardian, Recon, Striker, Blast Network Demo, or no PvP)

What monster family are you best against? Which one are you worst against?

Have you beaten the Snarbolax? Roarmulus Twins? Royal Jelly? Lord Vanaduke?

• Guild Hall
  • [Move] [Chairs] AH => MR

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