Divine Dragoons (Guild)

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Divine Dragoons
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Honor, blood and vinegar and all that

Guild Founder: Kyttles
Approx. Population: 40
Guild Master(s):
  • Kyttles
  • Toxophilite

Freakin' ALL ABOUT US

We're a friendly bunch of scoundrels dedicated to braving the terrors of the clockworks and coliseum together. No construct nor beast nor vengeful trojan can get the best of us! Divine Dragoons' population may be small, (read: the officers + a handful of new recruits) but our motley crew is more than familiar with the monsters of Cradle, and we strive for a helpful environment and look to make a big, happy family feel that gets a knight all squishy inside. In the good way, of course.

Some of the Freakin' OFFICERS

Kyttles- KYT IT'S NOT A DRESS KYTTLES. Our SOULLESS, FEARLESS, FREAKIN' LEADER. Bleeds mountain dew. If something goes wrong in a run and we don't know why, it's his fault. Obviously.

Toxophilite- Our resident freakin' troll under the bridge. Oh, he kind of runs the guild, too. Opposed to Kyt, if something goes wrong in a run and we know why, it's FREAKIN' TOXO.

Audrey-Hepburn- I can't even write anything freakin' bad about Audrey. WOW, I can't even preTEND to be mad and write something bad about Audrey.

Ericsechen- Gunslinger Extraordinaire! He's not awake at this god awful hour so I don't have anything I'd know he'd want me to say about him.

Kreuz-Drache- Our resident roughest, toughest, bombest dragon this side of the Mississippi. Well, his side of the Mississippi. Also enjoys baking.

Namaquensis- I'M ALL HIGHWAY. Sometimes a gunner, and the FREAKIN' AUTHOR OF THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WORK. I'm the meanest cowboy. Howdy hey.

What We Freakin' DO

Our Guild Officers (and what should be the aim of all guildies) are all highly proficient in:

  • Danger Rooms of all tiers
  • All Clockwork Arcade Levels
  • All Boss Levels ((Not Including Shadow Lairs. That's just Audrey and her beautiful self, to be honest. The rest of us just kind of scream and hit anything that moves. In our defense, most of our officers have completed each Shadow Lair at least once, so it worked out pretty well.))

We also do Vanaduke Runs regularly (as most guilds do).

A few of us dabble in LD (AKA Kyttles, Eric, Toxo, Ruei, and Nama the screaming, flailing wonder), but we've yet to construct a stable GLD team. It's something we would love to do, though! Once we get a good number of LD enthusiasts we'll definitely go about setting up teams.

Why YOU Should Freakin' JOIN US

We like to think of ourselves as fiercely loyal and proud; we fight with HONOR and will respect and accept you if you respect and accept us back. DD sticks together!

  • Stop by the guildhall to apply in person if anyone is present or pm a member.
  • If no officers are online, send a mail to Kyttles or Namaquensis in-game.

Things YOU Should FREAKIN' KNOW

As tolerant and laid-back as we act and really can be, we will not let baseless accusations, begging/exploitation, or other forms of harrassment and extortion go unheard.

On that note if you are obviously unfit for a mission please do not try to get us to piggyback you through it. We'll HELP you, but that's it. Have some HONOR!

Basically: DON'T BE A JERK. DON'T BE A MOOCH. RESPECT THE OFFICERS, WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU. GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD.

If YOU Want To Get FREAKIN' PROMOTED

  • To become a freakin' MEMBER you gotta be relatively active and have stayed in the guild for a freakin' WEEK.
  • To become a freakin' VETERAN you gotta show some good freakin' skills and be 4* and above.
  • To become a freakin' OFFICER you have to show A LOT OF FREAKIN SKILL, HONOR, BLOOD AND VINEGAR!!! 5* only. Vets who want to be Officer are screened and accepted by the GMs, Toxophilite and/or Kyttles, but can be recommended by fellow Vets/Officer

Anyone below 3* must be interviewed and tested in a boss/mission run by an officer or GM before they can be invited.

THE FREAKIN' GUILD APP SHEET / A FREAKIN' EXAMPLE JUST FOR YOU

1. YOUR FREAKIN' IGN NAME:

2. YOUR FREAKIN' MISSION RANK BY NUMBER (i.e 5-2) / TIER:

3. FAVORITE FREAKIN' LOADOUT:

4. DO YOU DO THE DEW (AKA PVP):

5. WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN / LEAVE YOUR OLD GUILD:

6. ANYTHING ELSE?:


1. YOUR FREAKIN' IGN NAME: Namaquensis

2. YOUR FREAKIN' MISSION RANK BY NUMBER / TIER: Rank 9-3 / T3

3. FAVORITE FREAKIN' LOADOUT: Currently rockin' an ASI Ultra Volt/Hail combo with ASI High Gran Faust + Rigadoon in the clockworks. WAY FUN, MAN.

4. DO YOU DO THE DEW (AKA PVP): Done some Blast Network but freakin' SUCK at it. I play T3 LD regularly but that doesn't mean I'm great at it. DON'T LOOK AT ME.

5. WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN / LEAVE YOUR OLD GUILD: I HATE MY GUILD THEY'RE TOO AWESOME FOR ME. DIVINE DRAGOONS IS SO LEGIT COOL, PALLY. I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS AWESOME.

6. ANYTHING ELSE?: I DRAW STUFF SOMETIMES. I'M PRETTY BAD AT IT.

SOME OF THE FREAKIN' MEMBERS SO FAR


The Freakin' GUILD HALL GUIDE

This is the place for random tidbits every dragoon should know about the features of the guild hall.

  • FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THESE RULES WILL RESULT IN A BIG FAT KICK AND A BLACKLIST. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

About DONATING

As a member and above, you will be expected to aid in the upkeep of the Guild Hall. It's not because we want to extort your money! The Guild Hall is something we share and want to take pride in, and we need everyone to chip in in order to make it just that.

Your flat rate is determined by your knight's rank:

  • TIER 1 must donate at least 1000 crowns every week before upkeep.
  • TIER 2 must donate at least 7500 crowns every week before upkeep.
  • TIER 3 must donate at least 20000 crowns* every week before upkeep.
    • Our officers are more than willing to help / invite you to Vanaduke if they aren't busy. TIER 3 ONLY!

Other Freakin' Ways to DONATE--

The Freakin' MIST WELL

You may also contribute to the guild by donating your CE to the mist well. Get out your calculators, 'cause this part is going to be kind of mathy and gross.

DONATING CE TO THE MIST WELL

Let's say I put in 500 CE for the mist well, and the current price of CE is 7000 crowns. That means I spent 35000 crowns for the guild. Since I'm Tier 3, I pay 20k every week. With storing my CE in the well, I paid off my 20k for this week, AND my 15k for the next week. That means I only pay 5000 crowns the next week for upkeep! Pretty neat, right?

WITHDRAWING MIST FROM THE MIST WELL

Withdrawing from the Mist Well means you have to donate to the Guild Hall. Usually, the guild message of the day will announce the amount of money you need to donate per 1 energy. Let's say the current cost is 60 crowns per 1 energy, and I want to refill my mist too 100 from 43. 100 - 43 = 57, so I'm withdrawing 57 mist.

57 x 60 = 3420 crowns, so I donate 3420 crowns before I withdraw!

You may only take 100 Mist Energy PER DAY. This means you can take 40 once, and then 60 the next. If you're going to go over with your next withdrawal, DON'T DO IT.


So, to recap:

  • Donating CE to the well counts toward your guild donations.
  • To use the mist well, you must donate to the guild hall.
  • You may refill your mist tank once per day.
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