Mad Battalion (Guild)

Hello, potential chinchillas!  Welcome to the guild page for the glorious Mad Battalion!  Please sit down and read on. 

Why We Exists

You see, it all began epochs ago, with the Big Bang...

...Oh, you meant the guild. Silly me! XP

Anywhoo, the Mad Battalion was made for the soul porpoise of madness. We reject people who follow such things as "logic" and "reason" and welcome the insane and irrational. Do you think that aliens are sucking on your toes while you sleep? Come one in and join the (insert population # here) people that think like you do!

Dem Rulzorz

¶ Respect your fellow lunatics

¶ Confuse everyone you meat

¶ Refrainicate from using swear words like poopyhead and dummy

¶ Give crowns to us when ever you can-can!

¶ Wear slippers when you go to bed. Suck on that, aliens!

¶ 404 ERROR: RUURUU NOT FOUND

How to Joinify

Just PM the SUPREME BACON MAGISTRATE En-Preaux-Pie, and he/I will get you when I/he can.

The Ice Skating Rank

§ Washpan (Recruit) ~ Teh n00biest of the n00bz. You get here by joining (duh.)

§ Chinchilla (Member) ~ The main force of the Mad Battalion. You are promoted to this instantly upon Washpanallization.

§ Blobfish (Veteran) ~ Slightly better than a Chinchilla. Either defeat a Vog Cub with a Proto Sword while standing on your head, or have 3-star gear and Tier 2 access.

§ Sea Pig (Officer) ~ Awwwwww yea, NOW we're talkin'! Own a Strander hat whilst being/impersonating an officer, and PRRROMOTION. Limit to 10 per custmome- I mean 100 members.

§ SUPREME BACON OVERLORD (Guild Master) ~ The big cheese, just replace "cheese" with "cooked pig meat". Good ƒudging luck getting it.

Other Informationz

Φ Official Guild Mascot: The soul porpoise of madness

Φ Official Guild Fruit: Cam Sành

Φ Official Guild Animal Besides Above Mascot: Sea Pig

Φ Official Guild WEPON: Troika

UNDAR CONSTRUCTIFICITATION

MNYEH