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| name = Credibility Problems | | name = Credibility Problems | ||
| motto = You win some, we lose some | | motto = You win some, we lose some | ||
| founder = Meeji | | founder = Meeji | ||
| − | | pop = | + | | pop = 126}} |
| − | + | ''"So what if we’ve got credibility problems? So what if, at the grand meeting of the guilds, our guild turned up late, hair dishevelled, shirt on backwards and unaware of the four letter obscenity scrawled on his forehead? The point is we don’t take the game too seriously. We’re in it for the craic."'' | |
| − | So, you're looking for an organised, impressive guild filled with lots of serious players? | + | ==Guild Summary== |
| − | I'm | + | |
| − | + | So, you're looking for an organised, impressive guild filled with lots of serious players? You like guilds where the Guild Masters are Lockdown pros, and anyone with less than 5* equipment is kicked to the curb? Oh. I'm sorry, I think you've come to the wrong place. | |
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| − | + | Credibility Problems is a fun, light-hearted and friendly guild for players of all ages and abilities! We don’t require anything as vulgar as skill or high tier equipment from our membership, just the ability to form borderline coherent sentences and to take a joke. | |
| − | + | ==Anarchism== | |
| − | Basically, we can offer you (yes, '''YOU''').. | + | We have a (as far as I know) uniquely Anarchistic style of self-governance. Being in charge sounds very much like hard work to most of us, so we're instigating a complete lack-of-heirarchy. What does that mean, you ask? Well settle down and let me tell you! So demanding. Jeez. It means promotions come fast. Very fast. Officially we have ''no rules and no leaders''. No-one is answerable to anyone else. We prefer to believe everyone is trustworthy and demote them if they aren't, rather than forcing every member to prove their undying devotion to what is, after all, a group of people in a silly game on the Internet, before giving them Officer status. As such anything you read here or anywhere else is subject to change at the will of the collective. |
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| + | ==Reasons to join us== | ||
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| + | Basically, we can offer you (yes, '''YOU''')... | ||
*A lighthearted and carefree attitude towards the game. | *A lighthearted and carefree attitude towards the game. | ||
| + | *No matter how many members we get, we retain that small guild mentality - whatever that might be. | ||
*Friendly and welcoming towards players of all skill levels. | *Friendly and welcoming towards players of all skill levels. | ||
| − | * | + | *No leaders and no rules, really, who can be bothered with that sort of thing? Everybody gets as much power as he or she can be trusted not to abuse, and in some cases just a smidge more. |
| − | *We realise an online game is sometimes not the most important thing in your life, and leaves of absence can and will occur. We will not kick absent members unless it is completely necessary in order to let in new blood | + | *We realise an online game is sometimes not the most important thing in your life, and leaves of absence can and will occur. We will not kick absent members unless it is completely necessary in order to let in new blood. |
*Free cake (Terms and Conditions apply) | *Free cake (Terms and Conditions apply) | ||
| − | ==Rules== | + | ==Rules (sort of)== |
| − | + | Well, they're not rules as such. More sort of guidelines. But still, we recommend: | |
| − | *'''Not''' being a complete douchenozzle, or else you | + | *'''Not''' being a complete douchenozzle, or else you will most likely get on the wrong side of someone wielding a mighty banhammer. |
| − | *'''Not''' spending the money in the treasury if there isn't enough to pay the upkeep | + | *'''Not''' spending the money in the treasury if there isn't enough to pay the upkeep. |
*Being a bad-ass mother like all our other members (especially Elizawub and Galack a.k.a the ''Cool Crew'') | *Being a bad-ass mother like all our other members (especially Elizawub and Galack a.k.a the ''Cool Crew'') | ||
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*Leave a comment on our [http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/78407 forum thread] | *Leave a comment on our [http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/78407 forum thread] | ||
| − | *Contact a GM or any member of Credibility Problems in-game | + | *Contact a GM or any member of Credibility Problems in-game. |
| − | *Perform a dark ritual to send us a message across the astral plane (not advised) | + | *Perform a dark ritual to send us a message across the astral plane (not advised). |
| + | *Open the nearest window and scream "I WANT CREDIBILITY PROBLEMS TOO" at passersby until one of our friendly recruitment officers arrives to accept your application. | ||
For any other queries about joining the guild, leave us a forum comment or message one of us! :> | For any other queries about joining the guild, leave us a forum comment or message one of us! :> | ||
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==Members== | ==Members== | ||
| − | We currently | + | We currently have over 100 members, with open slots going fast. Most members are at Officer level or above so can recruit you if that's what you want (it is). The peeps below are regularly online so fire any one of us a message or something: |
| − | + | *'''Meeji''' | |
| − | *'''Meeji''' | + | |
*'''Elizawub''' | *'''Elizawub''' | ||
*'''Galack''' | *'''Galack''' | ||
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*'''Fehzor''' | *'''Fehzor''' | ||
*'''Shadowstaar''' | *'''Shadowstaar''' | ||
| − | Or any other number of GMs/Officers we have, | + | Or any other number of GMs/Officers we have, which a (maybe) up-to-date list can be found [http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=ANiBub3k here]. |
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| + | ==IRC Chat Room== | ||
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| + | We have a chat room! Depending on your level of geekiness you can reach it either by clicking [http://webchat.quakenet.org/?randomnick=1&channels=credibilityproblems&uio=d4 this link] or by pointing your IRC client of choice at #credibilityproblems on Quakenet. | ||
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| + | ==Steam Group== | ||
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| + | Good gravy, we even have a [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/credibilityproblems Steam group]! Is there anything this guild doesn't have? Well yes. Many, many things. But at least now a Steam group isn't one of them. All are welcome, including non-members of the guild. | ||
Latest revision as of 16:58, 30 September 2013
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"So what if we’ve got credibility problems? So what if, at the grand meeting of the guilds, our guild turned up late, hair dishevelled, shirt on backwards and unaware of the four letter obscenity scrawled on his forehead? The point is we don’t take the game too seriously. We’re in it for the craic."
Contents
Guild Summary
So, you're looking for an organised, impressive guild filled with lots of serious players? You like guilds where the Guild Masters are Lockdown pros, and anyone with less than 5* equipment is kicked to the curb? Oh. I'm sorry, I think you've come to the wrong place.
Credibility Problems is a fun, light-hearted and friendly guild for players of all ages and abilities! We don’t require anything as vulgar as skill or high tier equipment from our membership, just the ability to form borderline coherent sentences and to take a joke.
Anarchism
We have a (as far as I know) uniquely Anarchistic style of self-governance. Being in charge sounds very much like hard work to most of us, so we're instigating a complete lack-of-heirarchy. What does that mean, you ask? Well settle down and let me tell you! So demanding. Jeez. It means promotions come fast. Very fast. Officially we have no rules and no leaders. No-one is answerable to anyone else. We prefer to believe everyone is trustworthy and demote them if they aren't, rather than forcing every member to prove their undying devotion to what is, after all, a group of people in a silly game on the Internet, before giving them Officer status. As such anything you read here or anywhere else is subject to change at the will of the collective.
Reasons to join us
Basically, we can offer you (yes, YOU)...
- A lighthearted and carefree attitude towards the game.
- No matter how many members we get, we retain that small guild mentality - whatever that might be.
- Friendly and welcoming towards players of all skill levels.
- No leaders and no rules, really, who can be bothered with that sort of thing? Everybody gets as much power as he or she can be trusted not to abuse, and in some cases just a smidge more.
- We realise an online game is sometimes not the most important thing in your life, and leaves of absence can and will occur. We will not kick absent members unless it is completely necessary in order to let in new blood.
- Free cake (Terms and Conditions apply)
Rules (sort of)
Well, they're not rules as such. More sort of guidelines. But still, we recommend:
- Not being a complete douchenozzle, or else you will most likely get on the wrong side of someone wielding a mighty banhammer.
- Not spending the money in the treasury if there isn't enough to pay the upkeep.
- Being a bad-ass mother like all our other members (especially Elizawub and Galack a.k.a the Cool Crew)
How to join
If we sound like your kind of jam, all you have to do is ask! There are a number of ways you can do so;
- Leave a comment on our forum thread
- Contact a GM or any member of Credibility Problems in-game.
- Perform a dark ritual to send us a message across the astral plane (not advised).
- Open the nearest window and scream "I WANT CREDIBILITY PROBLEMS TOO" at passersby until one of our friendly recruitment officers arrives to accept your application.
For any other queries about joining the guild, leave us a forum comment or message one of us! :>
Members
We currently have over 100 members, with open slots going fast. Most members are at Officer level or above so can recruit you if that's what you want (it is). The peeps below are regularly online so fire any one of us a message or something:
- Meeji
- Elizawub
- Galack
- Illumi
- Waffle-bunny
- Fehzor
- Shadowstaar
Or any other number of GMs/Officers we have, which a (maybe) up-to-date list can be found here.
IRC Chat Room
We have a chat room! Depending on your level of geekiness you can reach it either by clicking this link or by pointing your IRC client of choice at #credibilityproblems on Quakenet.
Steam Group
Good gravy, we even have a Steam group! Is there anything this guild doesn't have? Well yes. Many, many things. But at least now a Steam group isn't one of them. All are welcome, including non-members of the guild.
