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− | [[File:Gremlin_Haiku_Poster.jpg| | + | [[File:Gremlin_Haiku_Poster.jpg|right|350px]] |
− | + | The player-run '''Gremlin Haiku Hijinks''' is a forum event from the Summer of 2011. | |
− | + | <br><br> | |
− | <br> | + | Sponsored by the '''Obsidian Guild''' to herald the arrival of '''The Ironclaw Munitions Factory''',<br> |
− | Sponsored by the '''Obsidian Guild''' to herald the arrival of | + | and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants '''Punch''' and '''Vise.'''<br> |
− | == | + | == Details == |
− | + | Competition details are at the following link: | |
+ | http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071 | ||
− | + | Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link or Spiral Knights facebook link: | |
− | + | http://www.facebook.com/SpiralKnights | |
− | + | ||
− | + | ||
− | === | + | == Deadline == |
+ | '''July 14, 2011 11:59PM Central (GMT-5)''' -CLOSED-<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Judges == | ||
+ | *'''Raspberry''' | ||
+ | *'''Thebadger''' | ||
+ | *'''Eurydice''' | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Prizes == | ||
'''The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:''' | '''The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:''' | ||
*100,000 Crowns | *100,000 Crowns | ||
+ | *1000 CE | ||
*A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku | *A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku | ||
− | + | ||
'''Honorable Mentions Receive:''' | '''Honorable Mentions Receive:''' | ||
− | * | + | *15,000 Crowns |
− | + | == Gremlin Haiku Library == | |
− | + | [[File:Gremlibrarian.png|200px|right]] | |
+ | The haiku are sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter. | ||
+ | {{showhide|A|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Agger|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins gremlins, what<br> | ||
+ | y'gonna do? What y'gonna do<br> | ||
+ | when they come for you?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Alexest|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlin in the night<br> | ||
+ | Wandering in the bazaar<br> | ||
+ | Merchanting he likes<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Amethyzt|content= | ||
+ | <br>We stand together!<br> | ||
+ | Their hatred burns very hot!<br> | ||
+ | Knights of Haven go!!!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Armorjack|content= | ||
+ | <br>June is dry tinder.<br> | ||
+ | Tier Three fires burn shyly:<br> | ||
+ | In tier one decon!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Azafran|content= | ||
+ | <br>I hate those gremlins<br> | ||
+ | deadly wannabe humans<br> | ||
+ | need we any more?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Azerk|content= | ||
+ | <br>Small dark eyes glaring<br> | ||
+ | Scaly claws grasp your money<br> | ||
+ | Ripped off once again<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|B|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Battlebeard|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlin team hurts you<br> | ||
+ | You go buy from "nice" Gremlin<br> | ||
+ | He was team leader<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Betrael|content= | ||
+ | <br>new boss, hiding foes<br> | ||
+ | sneaky spies of gremlin blood<br> | ||
+ | hidden, wait for you<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Bigfootm|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins in Haven.<br> | ||
+ | Is it the Unbind Center?<br> | ||
+ | Crazy at bazzar.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Boelens|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins<br> | ||
+ | Damage armor<br> | ||
+ | Merchant happy<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Bomb-Blaster|content= | ||
+ | <br>More and more missiles,<br> | ||
+ | Flash...and the big puppies come,<br> | ||
+ | The battle begins!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Boss-Scarmiglione|content= | ||
+ | <br>Rockets, Missiles, BOOM!<br> | ||
+ | Beware big towering twins,<br> | ||
+ | Or face destruction.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Boxboxbox|content= | ||
+ | <br>gremlins bizarre sale<br> | ||
+ | strangers thought, will the snipes like<br> | ||
+ | still give me shinies<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Brischli|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlin over there!<br> | ||
+ | Draw my sword and charge right in,<br> | ||
+ | just to realize that it's a merchant Gremlin.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Brysonic|content= | ||
+ | <br>We welcomed them in<br> | ||
+ | All was well, until we heard<br> | ||
+ | Those dire words, "Stay Close!"<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|C|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Catrix|content= | ||
+ | <br>Menders fill my woe<br> | ||
+ | as the red numbers stack high<br> | ||
+ | no true end in sight<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Comradeer|content= | ||
+ | <br>Knight wants Menders dead<br> | ||
+ | Gremlin Merchant sells him sword<br> | ||
+ | Sword breaks at first hit.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Coolsoul|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins come to help,<br> | ||
+ | But you see their tricky ways,<br> | ||
+ | And run, run away!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Couture|content= | ||
+ | <br>a gremlin haiku?<br> | ||
+ | what is this I don't even...<br> | ||
+ | too busy grinding<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Crashfu|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins come to us,<br> | ||
+ | In this our town of haven.<br> | ||
+ | Spy cam in the Loo...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Credendo|content= | ||
+ | <br>Emerging Shadows<br> | ||
+ | Reveal a new villain<br> | ||
+ | The outlook was grim<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|D|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dasparian|content= | ||
+ | <br>Crimsonite + Moonstone =<br> | ||
+ | Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.<br> | ||
+ | Where's my Dark Matter…<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dayte|content= | ||
+ | <br>An Ironclaw Demo?<br> | ||
+ | Going nuts behind that gate!<br> | ||
+ | I'm on this side though ~<3<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Decibel|content= | ||
+ | <br>Bombs are confusing.<br> | ||
+ | Spiral Knights look like they know<br> | ||
+ | what to do. Here, catch!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Desdinova|content= | ||
+ | <br>gremlin merchants here!<br> | ||
+ | do they sell anything new?<br> | ||
+ | just gremlin gizmo<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dhobby|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins are coming<br> | ||
+ | Unsheathe your shadow weapons<br> | ||
+ | Kill the healers first<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Diggidy|content= | ||
+ | <br>I hear them plotting<br> | ||
+ | Filling Cradle with their stench<br> | ||
+ | Trust gremlins? Never<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dirty-Harry|content= | ||
+ | <br>More than one mender<br> | ||
+ | Hammers surrounding my rear<br> | ||
+ | please don't thwack me bro.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dogrock|content= | ||
+ | <br>Munitions abound<br> | ||
+ | Pyros o'er yonder training<br> | ||
+ | This will not end well<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Doom-Dude|content= | ||
+ | <br>Its all about trust,<br> | ||
+ | Gremlin Merchant fits or not?<br> | ||
+ | Only time shall tell...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Drakexxq|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins one and two<br> | ||
+ | Spies or merchants, which is true?<br> | ||
+ | Guess it's up to you!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Drandor|content= | ||
+ | <br>Factory means jobs!<br> | ||
+ | Such as spies and guardians<br> | ||
+ | Against pesky knights<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Drmchsr|content= | ||
+ | <br>Mechanical Fiends!<br> | ||
+ | Their Arcane Factory Looms!<br> | ||
+ | Onwards, Knights! To Glory!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Drthz|content= | ||
+ | <br>Can they be trusted<br> | ||
+ | Ironclaw in our Haven<br> | ||
+ | Or will we all burn?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Duskdash|content= | ||
+ | <br>Mender ascetics:<br> | ||
+ | while clockworks turn like seasons,<br> | ||
+ | hone ironclaws on spikes.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dziurka|content= | ||
+ | <br>Merchant's watchful eye,<br> | ||
+ | Coldly watching as knight dies<br> | ||
+ | Trust them you cannot<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|E|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Espeonage|content= | ||
+ | <br>It's the gremlin boss<br> | ||
+ | mender fly; I have no gun<br> | ||
+ | hijink win this time..!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Exnem|content= | ||
+ | <br>Factory is a go!<br> | ||
+ | Stay a while and listen!<br> | ||
+ | Shields are wise ahead!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|F|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Farewells|content= | ||
+ | <br>The Gremlin is hiding<br> | ||
+ | They come to watch, Eyes open!<br> | ||
+ | The sale begins!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] FelXaga|content= | ||
+ | <br>I fix broken things<br> | ||
+ | Knights like to make broken things<br> | ||
+ | I make knights broken<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Final-Crescendo|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlin transmission<br> | ||
+ | Says, "Burn Haven to the ground!"<br> | ||
+ | We prepare for war<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Flehrad|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlin axe hurt much<br> | ||
+ | Knight need better equipment<br> | ||
+ | Gremlin merchant smiles<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Fording|content= | ||
+ | <br>The one who<br> | ||
+ | Owns a thwack hammer<br> | ||
+ | Fears not<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Frizz|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins with big guns<br> | ||
+ | Bombs, Hammers, Menders! Oh my!<br> | ||
+ | I have my sword ready<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Frozyn|content= | ||
+ | <br>Fire crackle and roar<br> | ||
+ | Three heroes stand on button<br> | ||
+ | Afk knight snore<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Fusoya|content= | ||
+ | <br>No food past midnight<br> | ||
+ | Not your typical mogwai<br> | ||
+ | This guys no Gizmo<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|G|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Geil|content= | ||
+ | <br>Knight In Skelly Helm<br> | ||
+ | Sinister Grin Charges Sword<br> | ||
+ | Flash Of Light Corpse Dust<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Gotname|content= | ||
+ | <br>Redfur fix Clockworks<br> | ||
+ | Redfur has broken something<br> | ||
+ | Redfur needs more bombs<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Green-Onion|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlin bombs abound<br> | ||
+ | Frenzy heats up the office<br> | ||
+ | Working over knights<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Griffinbane|content= | ||
+ | <br>Annoying gremlins.<br> | ||
+ | Alas, a gremlin boss comes!<br> | ||
+ | I shall burn you good.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Grittle|content= | ||
+ | <br>when gremlins are dead<br> | ||
+ | they turn into small kittens<br> | ||
+ | they are sinister<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Guardianknight|content= | ||
+ | <br>New Gremlin Merchants?<br> | ||
+ | But I Am Inflammable<br> | ||
+ | Firebreak Armor<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Guyjin|content= | ||
+ | <br>Too many Gremlins!<br> | ||
+ | O why did I go solo?<br> | ||
+ | A mecha knight, please!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|H|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Hecatoncheire|content= | ||
+ | <br>Lighten your spirits!<br> | ||
+ | Fanged merchant friends can help...<br> | ||
+ | Just bring your wallet.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Helmnut|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins in Haven<br> | ||
+ | King Tinkinzar has to know<br> | ||
+ | Traders, Spies Stay Close<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Hexxy|content= | ||
+ | <br>King Tinkinzar speaks<br> | ||
+ | Crimson Order battles knights<br> | ||
+ | For Cradle's future.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Hirus|content= | ||
+ | <br>The twin shopkeepers<br> | ||
+ | Ride a breeze to market square.<br> | ||
+ | Will costs rise like sun?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Hlowan|content= | ||
+ | <br>Two gremlin merchants...<br> | ||
+ | They are spies! Looks like they are...<br> | ||
+ | Sappin' my Haven!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Hollowxxvii|content= | ||
+ | <br>Axes razor sharp<br> | ||
+ | Watching re-runs on TV<br> | ||
+ | Healer ahhhhhh aight.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|I|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Ibubble|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins are so cute.<br> | ||
+ | But may be spies! awww so cute...!!!<br> | ||
+ | Too cute *Frogpalm* dies...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Iskender|content= | ||
+ | <br>They have run over<br> | ||
+ | In order to support you<br> | ||
+ | Energy only.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Itep|content= | ||
+ | <br>We build new constructs<br> | ||
+ | with new thwack hammers in hand<br> | ||
+ | we fight to mend<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|K|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Katmint|content= | ||
+ | <br>Deep in the Clockworks<br> | ||
+ | Mender fires ember bolt<br> | ||
+ | Embarrassing death<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kalsb|content= | ||
+ | <br>Outcasts with distrust<br> | ||
+ | Will they really help us out?<br> | ||
+ | Emberlight Gremlins<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kevaan|content= | ||
+ | <br>Oh freaking Gremlins!<br> | ||
+ | How can you all torch me so!?<br> | ||
+ | Oh God oh God oh-<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Keiko|content= | ||
+ | <br>Welcome to Haven!<br> | ||
+ | This Gremlin has things to sell.<br> | ||
+ | "What are you buying?"<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kilrain|content= | ||
+ | <br>Singed fur, toothy grins.<br> | ||
+ | Armor smoking in silence<br> | ||
+ | After thund'rous blasts.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kimosabe|content= | ||
+ | <br>two gremlin merchants<br> | ||
+ | selling, passing their free time<br> | ||
+ | scorching and bombing<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Knightydood|content= | ||
+ | <br>Crafty Scorcher pair<br> | ||
+ | Now the Bazaar is aflame!<br> | ||
+ | A fire sale<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Knightlancer|content= | ||
+ | <br>Burn Haven they say?<br> | ||
+ | The Twin Roarmulus awaits!<br> | ||
+ | Things just got hotter!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kral|content= | ||
+ | <br>Bark Modules tempt us.<br> | ||
+ | Gun puppy or lumber boss?<br> | ||
+ | We will soon find out.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kuritaro|content= | ||
+ | <br>爆弾を<br> | ||
+ | 爆発すると<br> | ||
+ | 爆笑し<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | Translated as:<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | The Big Angry Bomb<br> | ||
+ | explodes in angry constrast<br> | ||
+ | as laughter explodes.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|L|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Lawlol|content= | ||
+ | <br>Can't wait for new Boss<br> | ||
+ | New levels, this is so cool<br> | ||
+ | Too bad I can't win<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] LeJerque|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins aren't so tough.<br> | ||
+ | I can handle guys like you.<br> | ||
+ | OH GOD GUN PUPPIES<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Lhykos|content= | ||
+ | <br>From fog, Twins emerge<br> | ||
+ | Roaring, missiles and bullets<br> | ||
+ | Air becomes as death<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Lmaoboat|content= | ||
+ | <br>Buy from Gremlins? Ha!<br> | ||
+ | What? A free toaster, you say?<br> | ||
+ | Eh... what could go wrong?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Lordofnecromancers|content= | ||
+ | <br>Advance scouts are here<br> | ||
+ | Plotting Havens ultimate<br> | ||
+ | Demise. Get ready...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|M|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Markosmesh|content= | ||
+ | <br>New gear in Bazaar!<br> | ||
+ | But so expensive... Damn them,<br> | ||
+ | Those greedy gremlins.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Masterfang|content= | ||
+ | <br>Old Gremlin Motto,<br> | ||
+ | A Manual reads as such:<br> | ||
+ | Dodge, Toss, Toss, Toss, Dodge!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Migake|content= | ||
+ | <br>Big Ol' Tinkinzar<br> | ||
+ | Not another Jelly King<br> | ||
+ | to run this summer!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Morpholomew|content= | ||
+ | <br>Rumoured new stratum<br> | ||
+ | Gremlins with guns, they sell them<br> | ||
+ | Buy cheaply, or die!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Mynarde|content= | ||
+ | <br>Haven, Tinkinzar<br> | ||
+ | Covert means intentions hide<br> | ||
+ | Service knight for naught<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Mysticfury|content= | ||
+ | <br>Thunderfist Arenas<br> | ||
+ | Shocking experience<br> | ||
+ | Piercing through metal<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|N|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Natash|content= | ||
+ | <br>Boom Bang Gremlins work<br> | ||
+ | In second tier gather mines<br> | ||
+ | Flamers smile tonight<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Necrax|content= | ||
+ | <br>Two shady figures<br> | ||
+ | A cause for celebration?<br> | ||
+ | A battle ahead<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Nekosniper|content= | ||
+ | <br>I for one welcome<br> | ||
+ | Our new Gremlin ov-er, uh<br> | ||
+ | I mean these merchants<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Neofalcon|content= | ||
+ | <br>Go for the mender<br> | ||
+ | So very close, casts his dome<br> | ||
+ | Bounced into a mine<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Noxis|content= | ||
+ | <br>Two little Gremlins<br> | ||
+ | New arrivals in Haven<br> | ||
+ | Are they friends or foes<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|O| content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Ozymandius|content= | ||
+ | <br>I hear gremlins shout,<br> | ||
+ | Hammer and Fire! And I see,<br> | ||
+ | Death falls like blossoms.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|P|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Panzervaughn|content= | ||
+ | <br>Rising tide of flame<br> | ||
+ | shield flickers in the tempest<br> | ||
+ | the others flank right<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Parvus|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gazing at the sky<br> | ||
+ | With friends and brothers in arms<br> | ||
+ | Ironclaw wins again<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Prisega|content= | ||
+ | <br>The Roarmulus Twins<br> | ||
+ | Our Knights have defeated them<br> | ||
+ | Angered Gremlins come<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Providence|content= | ||
+ | <br>Acrid smell of oil;<br> | ||
+ | Twin hounds bereft of mercy:<br> | ||
+ | Leave me alone, jerks.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Pula|content= | ||
+ | <br>Missiles everywhere!<br> | ||
+ | The summer sun shines above.<br> | ||
+ | Knights, we shall prevail!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|R|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Radish|content= | ||
+ | <br>Clockworks tick as we<br> | ||
+ | tow the pieces of machine.<br> | ||
+ | Our hands bring forth life!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Redten|content= | ||
+ | <br>Sneaky Gremlin kind<br> | ||
+ | Wouldn't trust them with ice cream<br> | ||
+ | What are they planning?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Ren_Partycat|content= | ||
+ | <br>A Gremlin outcast<br> | ||
+ | Stranded deep in the clockworks<br> | ||
+ | He seeks redemption<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Rezrov|content= | ||
+ | <br>Two Gremlins, red hair<br> | ||
+ | Their masked eyes are sparkling stars<br> | ||
+ | Born to sell used cars<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Rinneval|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins in Bazaar<br> | ||
+ | Defective goods aplenty<br> | ||
+ | Conning knights of crowns.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Riot-Creator|content= | ||
+ | <br>Mysterious place,<br> | ||
+ | Darkness lurks every corner,<br> | ||
+ | No light exists here.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Ryuzhin|content= | ||
+ | <br>The smell of oil<br> | ||
+ | And deconstructed world parts,<br> | ||
+ | But I'm in Haven?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|S|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Saadi|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins? Let's take them!<br> | ||
+ | "Remember last time?" you say<br> | ||
+ | Oh whoops I'm on fire<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Scissoleo|content= | ||
+ | <br>Sounds of Tinkering<br> | ||
+ | Bulky Metal Canines Rise<br> | ||
+ | Endless Projectiles<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Shadownox|content= | ||
+ | <br>Those gremlin merchants,<br> | ||
+ | Don't trust them! Probaly spies<br> | ||
+ | Spying in the night...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Silfrith|content= | ||
+ | <br>Mechanics is all<br> | ||
+ | Gremlins enjoy to work hard<br> | ||
+ | Hunting alien knights<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Silverfire|content= | ||
+ | <br>A shield of fire<br> | ||
+ | The Sun's jealousy prior<br> | ||
+ | White path green again<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Sipher-Mashai|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlin Fire Flows<br> | ||
+ | Valkyrie Knight Moaning<br> | ||
+ | On Fire Again<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Skrumm|content= | ||
+ | <br>Wrenches don't kill knights.<br> | ||
+ | Soon: Ironclaw factory!<br> | ||
+ | Now, bullets kill knights...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Snipeh|content= | ||
+ | <br>Factory today<br> | ||
+ | Rockets from the darkness fly<br> | ||
+ | I hold X and pray<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Sparkyspro|content= | ||
+ | <br>My firotech gun,<br> | ||
+ | Is in need of a replace.<br> | ||
+ | Flamethrower melt face!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Stevel|content= | ||
+ | <br>Once, as they huddle<br> | ||
+ | Scorchers, Menders, and Demos<br> | ||
+ | Slain by one blade<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|T|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Tachiko|content= | ||
+ | <br>I am Spiral Knight.<br> | ||
+ | Thwack! Thwack! Coin! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Coin!<br> | ||
+ | Gremlins sell good stuff!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Tantarian|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins around you<br> | ||
+ | Bullets come, dodge them all<br> | ||
+ | Got hit by a wrench<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Tedming|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlin merchant spies<br> | ||
+ | Sells poor equipment and lies<br> | ||
+ | Then grins as we die.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Teferi|content= | ||
+ | <br>Explosion echoes<br> | ||
+ | Another wave of Rockets.<br> | ||
+ | They had to make two...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Tetrino|content= | ||
+ | <br>Past countless missiles<br> | ||
+ | Prepared to strike down the twins<br> | ||
+ | Oh god lag I'm dead<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] the_magician59|content= | ||
+ | <br>deceit in haven<br> | ||
+ | war machines rumble forward<br> | ||
+ | according to plan<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Therring|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins have arrived.<br> | ||
+ | Enter the Haven Bazaar,<Br> | ||
+ | They will be waiting.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] The-Unbeatable|content= | ||
+ | <br>Where two gremlins twine:<br> | ||
+ | A place sublime and divine,<br> | ||
+ | What is to occur?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] thezeronumber|content= | ||
+ | <br>With shady conduct,<br> | ||
+ | "View our wares, curious one"<br> | ||
+ | The sly Gremlins snarl.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Thunderboltz|content= | ||
+ | <br>Do not be afraid<br> | ||
+ | These gremlins bring goods for sale<br> | ||
+ | Lay down your crowns now<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Thunderbunz|content= | ||
+ | <br>Six star sword, you say?!<br> | ||
+ | I'll buy it! Wait… just a fake.<br> | ||
+ | Need more Scam Resist...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Tipiak|content= | ||
+ | <br>Flamelash Arena<br> | ||
+ | When the fire is "broken"<br> | ||
+ | Gremlin barbecue<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Tornspirit|content= | ||
+ | <br>Ironclaw crisis<br> | ||
+ | Blast surrounding munitions<br> | ||
+ | Fireworks await<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Trojandeathlord|content= | ||
+ | <br>Ironclaws for hire!<br> | ||
+ | Eligible if skilled at:<br> | ||
+ | Bombs; Heals; Thwacks; Scorching.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|V|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Vestrum|content= | ||
+ | <br>In the factory<br> | ||
+ | Mischievous eyes before me,<br> | ||
+ | But treasure, I seek<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Vincey|content= | ||
+ | <br>Bazaar in the sun<br> | ||
+ | Do two new merchants sell? Thwack!<br> | ||
+ | The gathered snipes mourn.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|W|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Watchey|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins more than one,<br> | ||
+ | Spies or not which is to trust?<br> | ||
+ | Guess its up to us!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Wfawwer|content= | ||
+ | <br>Useless Archeron.<br> | ||
+ | Roarmulus Epilepsy<br> | ||
+ | Burning Computer<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Whitelancer|content= | ||
+ | <br>Brave knights be ready<br> | ||
+ | For their love for knights are as<br> | ||
+ | Cold as winter nights<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|X|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Xing-Loong|content= | ||
+ | <br>To Arms fellow Knights!<br> | ||
+ | New Gremlin foes have arrived<br> | ||
+ | We fight for shinies!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Xplad|content= | ||
+ | <br>The merchants are lies<br> | ||
+ | The Ironclaws send their spies<br> | ||
+ | Let's hope no-one dies<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|Z|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Zenstar|content= | ||
+ | <br>IronClaw Gremlins come<br> | ||
+ | I forsee explosions<br> | ||
+ | Craft fire resist gear<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Zhouball|content= | ||
+ | <br>Charge! The Spiral Knights<br> | ||
+ | Swing shiny swords at gremlin!<br> | ||
+ | Then looks up at…'''Thwack'''!<Br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | <br> | ||
− | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] | + | === Spiral Fun-ku Outtakes === |
− | <br> | + | [[File:Funku.png|right|160px]] |
− | + | The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges... | |
− | + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Armorjack|content= | |
+ | <br>Cicadas and ants,<br> | ||
+ | Butterflies and the silkwings,<br> | ||
+ | Crown loss and lockout!<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] | + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dogrock (Slave Labor)|content= |
+ | <br>Gremlins beneath feet<br> | ||
+ | Sounds of industry echo<br> | ||
+ | What do they prepare?<br> | ||
+ | Spy intel arrives<br> | ||
+ | Radio transmits static<br> | ||
+ | What beast makes that noise?<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | A name, "Roarmulus"<br> | ||
+ | The decipher team instructs<br> | ||
+ | "Needs more test subjects"<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | More chatter is heard<br> | ||
+ | Are those shouts of volunteers?!<br> | ||
+ | Knights shudder in wait<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <br>Copy-paste all day<br> | ||
+ | The keys V and C wear down<br> | ||
+ | All day erry day yeah!<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <br>Bumbity bump bump<br> | ||
+ | A thread you should recognize<br> | ||
+ | Maybe this will work<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Drmchsr|content= | ||
+ | <br>I don't know if The<br> | ||
+ | Good General Patton Approves<br> | ||
+ | Of Gremlins in Haven<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | But All I Know Is<br> | ||
+ | The fastest route to The Core<br> | ||
+ | Is Through The Factory<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | "Onwards, Knights!" Patton<br> | ||
+ | would say. "The quickest way home<br> | ||
+ | is through Ironworks!"<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | Hearing those words, I grab<br> | ||
+ | my Faust and Vog Cub Suit, and<br> | ||
+ | entered Ironworks<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | Alas, my love, it was<br> | ||
+ | Not to be! A Mender came and<br> | ||
+ | Shot off my poor knee!<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | As I lay dying, with<br> | ||
+ | my last breath, I silently cursed<br> | ||
+ | General Patton.<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <br>Those Gruesome Gremlins!<br> | ||
+ | Their aim: Roast Snipe for Mealtimes!<br> | ||
+ | Boswick, go get them!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Eurydice (Spiral Staff)|content= | ||
+ | <br>Haiku contest judge?<br> | ||
+ | Iceni, I'd be honored!<br> | ||
+ | Awaiting beauty...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Griffinbane|content= | ||
+ | <br>Dogrock missed entries.<br> | ||
+ | Griffy harasses Dogrock.<br> | ||
+ | Dogrock says brain fart.<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <br>Dogrock goofed again.<br> | ||
+ | There are two G's on Wiki.<br> | ||
+ | Griff is mindboggled.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Hyperion (Spiral Staff)|content= | ||
+ | <br>I am impressed by<br> | ||
+ | Your splendid imagery and<br> | ||
+ | Crazy haiku skillz<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Inhanzt|content= | ||
+ | <br>Poetry is lame<br> | ||
+ | W T F is a haiku<br> | ||
+ | Wikipedia<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | Writing a haiku<br> | ||
+ | I can't think of syllables<br> | ||
+ | These stupid haikus<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | Other Spiral Knights<br> | ||
+ | Please go die in a fire<br> | ||
+ | So I get your heat<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | Disqualify me<br> | ||
+ | mine are not about gremlins<br> | ||
+ | and I posted four<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Raspberry (reply to Inhanzt)|content= | ||
+ | <br>Yours resemble trolls<br> | ||
+ | Tad uglier than gremlins<br> | ||
+ | Love the zen thinking<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Jesse Henning (facebook)|content= | ||
+ | <br>Spiral Knights Haiku?<br> | ||
+ | You can't make me make one up.<br> | ||
+ | Wait, hang on. Dammit!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kilrain|content= | ||
+ | <br>Xenophobia<br> | ||
+ | Everywhere in this thread;<br> | ||
+ | Poor gremlin merchants.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kral|content= | ||
+ | <br>Lots of explosions?<br> | ||
+ | Michael Bay must be down there<br> | ||
+ | In the gremlin forge<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kuritaro|content= | ||
+ | <br>The bomb is now set<br> | ||
+ | like the mirthful smile I wear<br> | ||
+ | what a blast this is!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | Scheming, "Love" Puppy<br> | ||
+ | finds reverse psychology,<br> | ||
+ | the cruelest technique<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | Though we covet coin,<br> | ||
+ | you can keep your gold monsters.<br> | ||
+ | No thank you, we say<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Matthew Ku (facebook)|content= | ||
+ | <br>In the gloaming woods<br> | ||
+ | Snarbolax awaits the knights,<br> | ||
+ | Plotting their demise.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Morpholomew|content= | ||
+ | <br>Sell me some ammo<br> | ||
+ | Please new merchant, sell me some!<br> | ||
+ | I need it so bad<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | Wait, what’s what? Oh no!<br> | ||
+ | Your face is no Stranger, no!<br> | ||
+ | Gremlins all around!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | Why - how - are they here<br> | ||
+ | Are we dead? Not yet, not yet<br> | ||
+ | Tenderfoot friendly<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | What is this surprise?<br> | ||
+ | Gremlin good, Gremlin bad, or<br> | ||
+ | Gremlin spy backstab?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | Ironclaw or Darkfang?<br> | ||
+ | A Thwack-mend-scorcher gangbang?<br> | ||
+ | Die with demo bang!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Nearo|content= | ||
+ | <br>I like how people<br> | ||
+ | are abbreviating words<br> | ||
+ | amusing it is<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Parvus|content= | ||
+ | <br>Darkfang flamers come<br> | ||
+ | This floor once cold is blazing<br> | ||
+ | 3 caps aren't enough<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | <br>Deconstruction zone<br> | ||
+ | O no here we go again<br> | ||
+ | Fodder for gremlins<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Radish|content= | ||
+ | <br>All work and no play.<br> | ||
+ | Building contructs through the night.<br> | ||
+ | Built strong. Built to fight.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | Blood, oil, sweat, and tears.<br> | ||
+ | Crafting, building, filled with fears.<br> | ||
+ | Fighting for our lives.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | Menders, please spread out!<br> | ||
+ | Bombers, run around and shout!<br> | ||
+ | Go forth! Have no doubt!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Raspberry (Judge)|content= | ||
<br>Gremlin scorcher love<br> | <br>Gremlin scorcher love<br> | ||
Summer heat wave danger rooms<br> | Summer heat wave danger rooms<br> | ||
Singed knight jumps in pond<br> | Singed knight jumps in pond<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <br>Flogging continues<br> | ||
+ | Whip, whip, work, work all day long<br> | ||
+ | The slaves need a break<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <br>Slave labor Dogrock<br> | ||
+ | Mumbles copy paste haiku<br> | ||
+ | Need more Mountain Dew<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <br>No knights will be harmed<br> | ||
+ | In the production of this...<br> | ||
+ | Film at eleven<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Redten|content= | ||
+ | <br>Those stupid bombers<br> | ||
+ | Dropping land mines like hot cakes<br> | ||
+ | Fill em' with holes, mates<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
− | + | <br>Big King Tinkinzar<br> | |
− | + | And his nasty gremlin crew<br> | |
− | + | What you gonna do?<br> | |
<br> | <br> | ||
− | + | }} | |
− | + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Shadownox|content= | |
− | + | <br>Here's King Tinkinzar<br> | |
− | + | With his army of gremlins<br> | |
− | + | Ready to destroy...<br> | |
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Skrumm|content= | ||
+ | <br>What are you sellin'?<br> | ||
+ | I'll buy it at a high price!<br> | ||
+ | Is that all, stranger?<br> | ||
− | == | + | Got a selection<br> |
− | [[File: | + | of good things on sale, stranger!<br> |
+ | Come back any time.<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | Just for fun, of course.<br> | ||
+ | I love that merchant so much.<br> | ||
+ | Greatest shop ever.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Spiral HQ (facebook)|content= | ||
+ | <br>Mulling, pondering<br> | ||
+ | intercepted transmission? | ||
+ | Submit your haiku.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Teferi|content= | ||
+ | <br>Clockworks hum behind<br> | ||
+ | patter of feet, Gremlin laughs.<br> | ||
+ | See you soon Haven.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Therring|content= | ||
+ | <br>For my in game name,<br> | ||
+ | My knight is known as Therring.<br> | ||
+ | (I couldn't help it...)<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Zenstar|content= | ||
+ | <br>Skelly suit, let's go<br> | ||
+ | Into fiery dungeon depths<br> | ||
+ | Now just skeleton :(<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | <br>Wolver howl by night<br> | ||
+ | Bright red eyes in the shadows<br> | ||
+ | Pure white fangs flashing<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Zhoulball|content= | ||
+ | <br>THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK<br> | ||
+ | THWACK THWACK SINGE MEND THWACK BURN THWACK<br> | ||
+ | SEAR TORCH MEND THWACK DEAD<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <br>Oh great Tinkinzar<br> | ||
+ | We have brought you test subjects!<br> | ||
+ | Good…*flames rise up* More!<br> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <br>Gremlin Merchant sells.<br> | ||
+ | Gremlin Merchant sabotages.<br> | ||
+ | Gremlin Thwacker wins.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Winners == | ||
+ | '''Spiral Haiku Master:''' | ||
+ | *{{star|5|color=6cb0b9}}'''Ozymandius''' | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | '''Honorable Mention:''' | ||
+ | *{{star|4|color=6cb0b9}}'''Katmint''' | ||
+ | *{{star|3|color=6cb0b9}}'''Tantarian''' | ||
+ | *{{star|2|color=6cb0b9}}'''Providence''' | ||
+ | *{{star|1|color=6cb0b9}}'''Brysonic''' | ||
+ | === Wallpaper === | ||
+ | [[File:Death_Blossoms.png|450px]] | ||
[[Category:Player-run events]] | [[Category:Player-run events]] |
Latest revision as of 12:24, 3 September 2012
The player-run Gremlin Haiku Hijinks is a forum event from the Summer of 2011.
Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of The Ironclaw Munitions Factory,
and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants Punch and Vise.
Contents
Details
Competition details are at the following link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071
Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link or Spiral Knights facebook link: http://www.facebook.com/SpiralKnights
Deadline
July 14, 2011 11:59PM Central (GMT-5) -CLOSED-
Judges
- Raspberry
- Thebadger
- Eurydice
Prizes
The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:
- 100,000 Crowns
- 1000 CE
- A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku
Honorable Mentions Receive:
- 15,000 Crowns
Gremlin Haiku Library
The haiku are sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.
Spiral Fun-ku Outtakes
The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges...
Gremlins beneath feet
Sounds of industry echo
What do they prepare?
Spy intel arrives
Radio transmits static
What beast makes that noise?
A name, "Roarmulus"
The decipher team instructs
"Needs more test subjects"
More chatter is heard
Are those shouts of volunteers?!
Knights shudder in wait
Copy-paste all day
The keys V and C wear down
All day erry day yeah!
Bumbity bump bump
A thread you should recognize
Maybe this will work
I don't know if The
Good General Patton Approves
Of Gremlins in Haven
But All I Know Is
The fastest route to The Core
Is Through The Factory
"Onwards, Knights!" Patton
would say. "The quickest way home
is through Ironworks!"
Hearing those words, I grab
my Faust and Vog Cub Suit, and
entered Ironworks
Alas, my love, it was
Not to be! A Mender came and
Shot off my poor knee!
As I lay dying, with
my last breath, I silently cursed
General Patton.
Those Gruesome Gremlins!
Their aim: Roast Snipe for Mealtimes!
Boswick, go get them!
Sell me some ammo
Please new merchant, sell me some!
I need it so bad
Wait, what’s what? Oh no!
Your face is no Stranger, no!
Gremlins all around!
Why - how - are they here
Are we dead? Not yet, not yet
Tenderfoot friendly
What is this surprise?
Gremlin good, Gremlin bad, or
Gremlin spy backstab?
Ironclaw or Darkfang?
A Thwack-mend-scorcher gangbang?
Die with demo bang!
Gremlin scorcher love
Summer heat wave danger rooms
Singed knight jumps in pond
Flogging continues
Whip, whip, work, work all day long
The slaves need a break
Slave labor Dogrock
Mumbles copy paste haiku
Need more Mountain Dew
No knights will be harmed
In the production of this...
Film at eleven
Winners
Spiral Haiku Master:
- ★★★★★Ozymandius
Honorable Mention:
- ★★★★☆Katmint
- ★★★☆☆Tantarian
- ★★☆☆☆Providence
- ★☆☆☆☆Brysonic