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== Gremlin Haiku Hijinks - Summer 2011 ==
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The player-run '''Gremlin Haiku Hijinks''' is a forum event from the Summer of 2011.
[[File:Worksign.png|center|200px]]
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<br><br>
<br>
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Sponsored by the '''Obsidian Guild''' to herald the arrival of '''The Ironclaw Munitions Factory''',<br>
Sponsored by the '''Obsidian Guild''' to herald the arrival of the upcoming Tier 2 gremlin boss stratum,<br>
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and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants '''Punch''' and '''Vise.'''<br>
'''The Ironclaw Munitions Factory''' and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants.<br>
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=== Details ===
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== Details ==
 
Competition details are at the following link:
 
Competition details are at the following link:
 
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071
 
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071
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Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link or Spiral Knights facebook link:
 
Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link or Spiral Knights facebook link:
 
http://www.facebook.com/SpiralKnights
 
http://www.facebook.com/SpiralKnights
<br><br>
 
To preserve the integrity of this event, only Iceni, TheBadger and Dogrock are authorized to update entries.
 
<br><br>
 
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
 
  
=== Deadline ===
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== Deadline ==
'''To be announced'''
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'''July 14, 2011 11:59PM Central (GMT-5)''' -CLOSED-<br>
  
=== Judges ===
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== Judges ==
'''Raspberry'''<br>
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*'''Raspberry'''
'''Thebadger'''<br>
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*'''Thebadger'''
'''Guest Judges'''
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*'''Eurydice'''
  
=== Prizes ===
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== Prizes ==
 
'''The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:'''
 
'''The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:'''
 
*100,000 Crowns
 
*100,000 Crowns
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*1000 CE
 
*A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku
 
*A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku
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'''Honorable Mentions Receive:'''
 
'''Honorable Mentions Receive:'''
*10,000 Crowns
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*15,000 Crowns
  
=== Gremlin Haiku Library ===
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== Gremlin Haiku Library ==
[[File:Gremlibrarian.png|200px]]
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[[File:Gremlibrarian.png|200px|right]]
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The haiku are sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.
All haiku WILL EVENTUALLY BE sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.
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{{showhide|A|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Agger|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Agger|content=
 
<br>Gremlins gremlins, what<br>
 
<br>Gremlins gremlins, what<br>
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Wandering in the bazaar<br>
 
Wandering in the bazaar<br>
 
Merchanting he likes<br>
 
Merchanting he likes<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Amethyzt|content=
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<br>We stand together!<br>
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Their hatred burns very hot!<br>
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Knights of Haven go!!!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Tier Three fires burn shyly:<br>
 
Tier Three fires burn shyly:<br>
 
In tier one decon!<br>
 
In tier one decon!<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Azafran|content=
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<br>I hate those gremlins<br>
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deadly wannabe humans<br>
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need we any more?<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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}}
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{{showhide|B|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Battlebeard|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Battlebeard|content=
 
<br>Gremlin team hurts you<br>
 
<br>Gremlin team hurts you<br>
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Damage armor<br>
 
Damage armor<br>
 
Merchant happy<br>
 
Merchant happy<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Bomb-Blaster|content=
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<br>More and more missiles,<br>
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Flash...and the big puppies come,<br>
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The battle begins!<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Boss-Scarmiglione|content=
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<br>Rockets, Missiles, BOOM!<br>
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Beware big towering twins,<br>
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Or face destruction.<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Brysonic|content=
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<br>We welcomed them in<br>
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All was well, until we heard<br>
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Those dire words, "Stay Close!"<br>
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<br>
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}}
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}}
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{{showhide|C|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Catrix|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Catrix|content=
 
<br>Menders fill my woe<br>
 
<br>Menders fill my woe<br>
 
as the red numbers stack high<br>
 
as the red numbers stack high<br>
 
no true end in sight<br>
 
no true end in sight<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Comradeer|content=
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<br>Knight wants Menders dead<br>
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Gremlin Merchant sells him sword<br>
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Sword breaks at first hit.<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Coolsoul|content=
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<br>Gremlins come to help,<br>
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But you see their tricky ways,<br>
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And run, run away!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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}}
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{{showhide|D|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dasparian|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dasparian|content=
 
<br>Crimsonite + Moonstone =<br>
 
<br>Crimsonite + Moonstone =<br>
 
Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.<br>
 
Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.<br>
 
Where's my Dark Matter…<br>
 
Where's my Dark Matter…<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Dayte|content=
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<br>An Ironclaw Demo?<br>
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Going nuts behind that gate!<br>
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I'm on this side though ~<3<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Decibel|content=
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<br>Bombs are confusing.<br>
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Spiral Knights look like they know<br>
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what to do. Here, catch!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Pyros o'er yonder training<br>
 
Pyros o'er yonder training<br>
 
This will not end well<br>
 
This will not end well<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Doom-Dude|content=
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<br>Its all about trust,<br>
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Gremlin Merchant fits or not?<br>
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Only time shall tell...<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Drakexxq|content=
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<br>Gremlins one and two<br>
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Spies or merchants, which is true?<br>
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Guess it's up to you!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Coldly watching as knight dies<br>
 
Coldly watching as knight dies<br>
 
Trust them you cannot<br>
 
Trust them you cannot<br>
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<br>
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}}
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}}
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{{showhide|E|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Espeonage|content=
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<br>It's the gremlin boss<br>
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mender fly; I have no gun<br>
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hijink win this time..!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
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<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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}}
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{{showhide|F|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Farewells|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Farewells|content=
 
<br>The Gremlin is hiding<br>
 
<br>The Gremlin is hiding<br>
They come to watch<br>
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They come to watch, Eyes open!<br>
Eyes open! The sale begins!<br>
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The sale begins!<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] FelXaga|content=
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<br>I fix broken things<br>
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Knights like to make broken things<br>
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I make knights broken<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Final-Crescendo|content=
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<br>Gremlin transmission<br>
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Says, "Burn Haven to the ground!"<br>
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We prepare for war<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Knight need better equipment<br>
 
Knight need better equipment<br>
 
Gremlin merchant smiles<br>
 
Gremlin merchant smiles<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Fording|content=
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<br>The one who<br>
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Owns a thwack hammer<br>
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Fears not<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Bombs, Hammers, Menders! Oh my!<br>
 
Bombs, Hammers, Menders! Oh my!<br>
 
I have my sword ready<br>
 
I have my sword ready<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Frozyn|content=
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<br>Fire crackle and roar<br>
 +
Three heroes stand on button<br>
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Afk knight snore<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Not your typical mogwai<br>
 
Not your typical mogwai<br>
 
This guys no Gizmo<br>
 
This guys no Gizmo<br>
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<br>
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}}
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}}
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{{showhide|G|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Geil|content=
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<br>Knight In Skelly Helm<br>
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Sinister Grin Charges Sword<br>
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Flash Of Light Corpse Dust<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Alas, a gremlin boss comes!<br>
 
Alas, a gremlin boss comes!<br>
 
I shall burn you good.<br>
 
I shall burn you good.<br>
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<br>
 +
}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Grittle|content=
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<br>when gremlins are dead<br>
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they turn into small kittens<br>
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they are sinister<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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O why did I go solo?<br>
 
O why did I go solo?<br>
 
A mecha knight, please!<br>
 
A mecha knight, please!<br>
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<br>
 +
}}
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}}
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{{showhide|H|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Hecatoncheire|content=
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<br>Lighten your spirits!<br>
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Fanged merchant friends can help...<br>
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Just bring your wallet.<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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}}
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{{showhide|I|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Ibubble|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Ibubble|content=
 
<br>Gremlins are so cute.<br>
 
<br>Gremlins are so cute.<br>
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<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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}}
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{{showhide|K|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Katmint|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Katmint|content=
 
<br>Deep in the Clockworks<br>
 
<br>Deep in the Clockworks<br>
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Armor smoking in silence<br>
 
Armor smoking in silence<br>
 
After thund'rous blasts.<br>
 
After thund'rous blasts.<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kimosabe|content=
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<br>two gremlin merchants<br>
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selling, passing their free time<br>
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scorching and bombing<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Knightydood|content=
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<br>Crafty Scorcher pair<br>
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Now the Bazaar is aflame!<br>
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A fire sale<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Knightlancer|content=
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<br>Burn Haven they say?<br>
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The Twin Roarmulus awaits!<br>
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Things just got hotter!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kral|content=
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<br>Bark Modules tempt us.<br>
 +
Gun puppy or lumber boss?<br>
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We will soon find out.<br>
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<br>
 +
}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kuritaro|content=
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<br>爆弾を<br>
 +
爆発すると<br>
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爆笑し<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Translated as:<br>
 +
<br>
 +
The Big Angry Bomb<br>
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explodes in angry constrast<br>
 +
as laughter explodes.<br>
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<br>
 +
}}
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}}
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{{showhide|L|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Lawlol|content=
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<br>Can't wait for new Boss<br>
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New levels, this is so cool<br>
 +
Too bad I can't win<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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I can handle guys like you.<br>
 
I can handle guys like you.<br>
 
OH GOD GUN PUPPIES<br>
 
OH GOD GUN PUPPIES<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Lhykos|content=
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<br>From fog, Twins emerge<br>
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Roaring, missiles and bullets<br>
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Air becomes as death<br>
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<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Lmaoboat|content=
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<br>Buy from Gremlins? Ha!<br>
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What? A free toaster, you say?<br>
 +
Eh... what could go wrong?<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Plotting Havens ultimate<br>
 
Plotting Havens ultimate<br>
 
Demise. Get ready...<br>
 
Demise. Get ready...<br>
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<br>
 +
}}
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}}
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{{showhide|M|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Markosmesh|content=
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<br>New gear in Bazaar!<br>
 +
But so expensive... Damn them,<br>
 +
Those greedy gremlins.<br>
 +
<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Masterfang|content=
 +
<br>Old Gremlin Motto,<br>
 +
A Manual reads as such:<br>
 +
Dodge, Toss, Toss, Toss, Dodge!<br>
 +
<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Migake|content=
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<br>Big Ol' Tinkinzar<br>
 +
Not another Jelly King<br>
 +
to run this summer!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Morpholomew|content=
 +
<br>Rumoured new stratum<br>
 +
Gremlins with guns, they sell them<br>
 +
Buy cheaply, or die!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Mysticfury|content=
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<br>Thunderfist Arenas<br>
 +
Shocking experience<br>
 +
Piercing through metal<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
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}}
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{{showhide|N|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Natash|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Natash|content=
 
<br>Boom Bang Gremlins work<br>
 
<br>Boom Bang Gremlins work<br>
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A cause for celebration?<br>
 
A cause for celebration?<br>
 
A battle ahead<br>
 
A battle ahead<br>
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<br>
 +
}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Nekosniper|content=
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<br>I for one welcome<br>
 +
Our new Gremlin ov-er, uh<br>
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I mean these merchants<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Noxis|content=
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<br>Two little Gremlins<br>
 +
New arrivals in Haven<br>
 +
Are they friends or foes<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
}}
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{{showhide|O| content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Ozymandius|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Ozymandius|content=
 
<br>I hear gremlins shout,<br>
 
<br>I hear gremlins shout,<br>
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<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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}}
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{{showhide|P|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Panzervaughn|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Panzervaughn|content=
 
<br>Rising tide of flame<br>
 
<br>Rising tide of flame<br>
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With friends and brothers in arms<br>
 
With friends and brothers in arms<br>
 
Ironclaw wins again<br>
 
Ironclaw wins again<br>
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<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Prisega|content=
 +
<br>The Roarmulus Twins<br>
 +
Our Knights have defeated them<br>
 +
Angered Gremlins come<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Providence|content=
 +
<br>Acrid smell of oil;<br>
 +
Twin hounds bereft of mercy:<br>
 +
Leave me alone, jerks.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Pula|content=
 +
<br>Missiles everywhere!<br>
 +
The summer sun shines above.<br>
 +
Knights, we shall prevail!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|R|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Radish|content=
 +
<br>Clockworks tick as we<br>
 +
tow the pieces of machine.<br>
 +
Our hands bring forth life!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Wouldn't trust them with ice cream<br>
 
Wouldn't trust them with ice cream<br>
 
What are they planning?<br>
 
What are they planning?<br>
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<br>
 +
}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Ren_Partycat|content=
 +
<br>A Gremlin outcast<br>
 +
Stranded deep in the clockworks<br>
 +
He seeks redemption<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Defective goods aplenty<br>
 
Defective goods aplenty<br>
 
Conning knights of crowns.<br>
 
Conning knights of crowns.<br>
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<br>
 +
}}
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Riot-Creator|content=
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<br>Mysterious place,<br>
 +
Darkness lurks every corner,<br>
 +
No light exists here.<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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}}
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{{showhide|S|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Saadi|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Saadi|content=
 
<br>Gremlins? Let's take them!<br>
 
<br>Gremlins? Let's take them!<br>
 
"Remember last time?" you say<br>
 
"Remember last time?" you say<br>
 
Oh whoops I'm on fire<br>
 
Oh whoops I'm on fire<br>
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<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Scissoleo|content=
 +
<br>Sounds of Tinkering<br>
 +
Bulky Metal Canines Rise<br>
 +
Endless Projectiles<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Don't trust them! Probaly spies<br>
 
Don't trust them! Probaly spies<br>
 
Spying in the night...<br>
 
Spying in the night...<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Silfrith|content=
 +
<br>Mechanics is all<br>
 +
Gremlins enjoy to work hard<br>
 +
Hunting alien knights<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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The Sun's jealousy prior<br>
 
The Sun's jealousy prior<br>
 
White path green again<br>
 
White path green again<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Sipher-Mashai|content=
 +
<br>Gremlin Fire Flows<br>
 +
Valkyrie Knight Moaning<br>
 +
On Fire Again<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Soon: Ironclaw factory!<br>
 
Soon: Ironclaw factory!<br>
 
Now, bullets kill knights...<br>
 
Now, bullets kill knights...<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Snipeh|content=
 +
<br>Factory today<br>
 +
Rockets from the darkness fly<br>
 +
I hold X and pray<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Sparkyspro|content=
 +
<br>My firotech gun,<br>
 +
Is in need of a replace.<br>
 +
Flamethrower melt face!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Stevel|content=
 +
<br>Once, as they huddle<br>
 +
Scorchers, Menders, and Demos<br>
 +
Slain by one blade<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|T|content=
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Tachiko|content=
 +
<br>I am Spiral Knight.<br>
 +
Thwack! Thwack! Coin! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Coin!<br>
 +
Gremlins sell good stuff!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Sells poor equipment and lies<br>
 
Sells poor equipment and lies<br>
 
Then grins as we die.<br>
 
Then grins as we die.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Teferi|content=
 +
<br>Explosion echoes<br>
 +
Another wave of Rockets.<br>
 +
They had to make two...<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Tetrino|content=
 +
<br>Past countless missiles<br>
 +
Prepared to strike down the twins<br>
 +
Oh god lag I'm dead<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Enter the Haven Bazaar,<Br>
 
Enter the Haven Bazaar,<Br>
 
They will be waiting.<br>
 
They will be waiting.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] The-Unbeatable|content=
 +
<br>Where two gremlins twine:<br>
 +
A place sublime and divine,<br>
 +
What is to occur?<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] thezeronumber|content=
 +
<br>With shady conduct,<br>
 +
"View our wares, curious one"<br>
 +
The sly Gremlins snarl.<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|V|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Vestrum|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Vestrum|content=
 
<br>In the factory<br>
 
<br>In the factory<br>
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Do two new merchants sell? Thwack!<br>
 
Do two new merchants sell? Thwack!<br>
 
The gathered snipes mourn.<br>
 
The gathered snipes mourn.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|W|content=
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Watchey|content=
 +
<br>Gremlins more than one,<br>
 +
Spies or not which is to trust?<br>
 +
Guess its up to us!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Wfawwer|content=
 +
<br>Useless Archeron.<br>
 +
Roarmulus Epilepsy<br>
 +
Burning Computer<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|X|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Xing-Loong|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Xing-Loong|content=
 
<br>To Arms fellow Knights!<br>
 
<br>To Arms fellow Knights!<br>
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<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|Z|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Zenstar|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Zenstar|content=
 
<br>IronClaw Gremlins come<br>
 
<br>IronClaw Gremlins come<br>
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Then looks up at…'''Thwack'''!<Br>
 
Then looks up at…'''Thwack'''!<Br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 +
}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
<br>
 
<br>
[[File:Flogging.png|frame|For all you do, this thumb's for you. Thank you Dogrock!]]
+
 
 
=== Spiral Fun-ku Outtakes ===
 
=== Spiral Fun-ku Outtakes ===
[[File:Funku.png|160px]]
+
[[File:Funku.png|right|160px]]
<br>
+
 
The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges...
 
The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges...
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Armorjack|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Armorjack|content=
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Griffy harasses Dogrock.<br>
 
Griffy harasses Dogrock.<br>
 
Dogrock says brain fart.<br>
 
Dogrock says brain fart.<br>
 +
 +
<br>Dogrock goofed again.<br>
 +
There are two G's on Wiki.<br>
 +
Griff is mindboggled.<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Everywhere in this thread;<br>
 
Everywhere in this thread;<br>
 
Poor gremlin merchants.<br>
 
Poor gremlin merchants.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kral|content=
 +
<br>Lots of explosions?<br>
 +
Michael Bay must be down there<br>
 +
In the gremlin forge<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kuritaro|content=
 +
<br>The bomb is now set<br>
 +
like the mirthful smile I wear<br>
 +
what a blast this is!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Scheming, "Love" Puppy<br>
 +
finds reverse psychology,<br>
 +
the cruelest technique<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Though we covet coin,<br>
 +
you can keep your gold monsters.<br>
 +
No thank you, we say<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Snarbolax awaits the knights,<br>
 
Snarbolax awaits the knights,<br>
 
Plotting their demise.<br>
 
Plotting their demise.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Morpholomew|content=
 +
<br>Sell me some ammo<br>
 +
Please new merchant, sell me some!<br>
 +
I need it so bad<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Wait, what’s what? Oh no!<br>
 +
Your face is no Stranger, no!<br>
 +
Gremlins all around!<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Why - how - are they here<br>
 +
Are we dead? Not yet, not yet<br>
 +
Tenderfoot friendly<br>
 +
<br>
 +
What is this surprise?<br>
 +
Gremlin good, Gremlin bad, or<br>
 +
Gremlin spy backstab?<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Ironclaw or Darkfang?<br>
 +
A Thwack-mend-scorcher gangbang?<br>
 +
Die with demo bang!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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O no here we go again<br>
 
O no here we go again<br>
 
Fodder for gremlins<br>
 
Fodder for gremlins<br>
 +
<br>
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Radish|content=
 +
<br>All work and no play.<br>
 +
Building contructs through the night.<br>
 +
Built strong. Built to fight.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Blood, oil, sweat, and tears.<br>
 +
Crafting, building, filled with fears.<br>
 +
Fighting for our lives.<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Menders, please spread out!<br>
 +
Bombers, run around and shout!<br>
 +
Go forth! Have no doubt!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
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Submit your haiku.<br>
 
Submit your haiku.<br>
 
<br>  
 
<br>  
 +
}}
 +
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Teferi|content=
 +
<br>Clockworks hum behind<br>
 +
patter of feet, Gremlin laughs.<br>
 +
See you soon Haven.<br>
 +
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Therring|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Therring|content=
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<br>
 
<br>
 
}}
 
}}
<br>
 
  
=== Winners TBA ===
+
== Winners ==
 
'''Spiral Haiku Master:'''
 
'''Spiral Haiku Master:'''
*{{star|5|color=6cb0b9}}'''TBA'''
+
*{{star|5|color=6cb0b9}}'''Ozymandius'''
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
'''Honorable Mention:'''
 
'''Honorable Mention:'''
*{{star|4|color=6cb0b9}}'''TBA'''
+
*{{star|4|color=6cb0b9}}'''Katmint'''
*{{star|3|color=6cb0b9}}'''TBA'''
+
*{{star|3|color=6cb0b9}}'''Tantarian'''
*{{star|2|color=6cb0b9}}'''TBA'''
+
*{{star|2|color=6cb0b9}}'''Providence'''
*{{star|1|color=6cb0b9}}'''TBA'''
+
*{{star|1|color=6cb0b9}}'''Brysonic'''
 
+
== Wallpaper Place Holder==
+
[[File:Construction.jpg|250px]]
+
  
 +
=== Wallpaper ===
 +
[[File:Death_Blossoms.png|450px]]
  
 
[[Category:Player-run events]]
 
[[Category:Player-run events]]

Latest revision as of 12:24, 3 September 2012

Gremlin Haiku Poster.jpg

The player-run Gremlin Haiku Hijinks is a forum event from the Summer of 2011.

Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of The Ironclaw Munitions Factory,
and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants Punch and Vise.

Details

Competition details are at the following link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071

Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link or Spiral Knights facebook link: http://www.facebook.com/SpiralKnights

Deadline

July 14, 2011 11:59PM Central (GMT-5) -CLOSED-

Judges

  • Raspberry
  • Thebadger
  • Eurydice

Prizes

The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:

  • 100,000 Crowns
  • 1000 CE
  • A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku

Honorable Mentions Receive:

  • 15,000 Crowns

Gremlin Haiku Library

Gremlibrarian.png

The haiku are sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.


Spiral Fun-ku Outtakes

Funku.png

The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges...

Winners

Spiral Haiku Master:

  • ★★★★★Ozymandius


Honorable Mention:

  • ★★★★☆Katmint
  • ★★★☆☆Tantarian
  • ★★☆☆☆Providence
  • ★☆☆☆☆Brysonic

Wallpaper

Death Blossoms.png

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