Difference between revisions of "Gremlin Haiku Hijinks"
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The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges... | The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges... | ||
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Armorjack|content= | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Armorjack|content= | ||
<br>Cicadas and ants,<br> | <br>Cicadas and ants,<br> | ||
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<br>Gremlins beneath feet<br> | <br>Gremlins beneath feet<br> | ||
Sounds of industry echo<br> | Sounds of industry echo<br> | ||
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<br>Haiku contest judge?<br> | <br>Haiku contest judge?<br> | ||
Iceni, I'd be honored!<br> | Iceni, I'd be honored!<br> | ||
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<br>I am impressed by<br> | <br>I am impressed by<br> | ||
Your splendid imagery and<br> | Your splendid imagery and<br> | ||
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<br>Yours resemble trolls<br> | <br>Yours resemble trolls<br> | ||
Tad uglier than gremlins<br> | Tad uglier than gremlins<br> | ||
Love the zen thinking<br> | Love the zen thinking<br> | ||
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+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Jesse Henning (facebook)|content= | ||
+ | <br>Spiral Knights Haiku?<br> | ||
+ | You can't make me make one up.<br> | ||
+ | Wait, hang on. Dammit!<br> | ||
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Everywhere in this thread;<br> | Everywhere in this thread;<br> | ||
Poor gremlin merchants.<br> | Poor gremlin merchants.<br> | ||
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+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Matthew Ku (facebook)|content= | ||
+ | <br>In the gloaming woods<br> | ||
+ | Snarbolax awaits the knights,<br> | ||
+ | Plotting their demise.<br> | ||
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+ | <br>Gremlin scorcher love<br> | ||
+ | Summer heat wave danger rooms<br> | ||
+ | Singed knight jumps in pond<br> | ||
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+ | <br>Flogging continues<br> | ||
+ | Whip, whip, work, work all day long<br> | ||
+ | The slaves need a break<br> | ||
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<br>Slave labor Dogrock<br> | <br>Slave labor Dogrock<br> | ||
Mumbles copy paste haiku<br> | Mumbles copy paste haiku<br> | ||
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Greatest shop ever.<br> | Greatest shop ever.<br> | ||
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+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Spiral HQ (facebook)|content= | ||
+ | <br>Mulling, pondering<br> | ||
+ | intercepted transmission? | ||
+ | Submit your haiku.<br> | ||
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=== Winners TBA === | === Winners TBA === | ||
'''Spiral Haiku Master:''' | '''Spiral Haiku Master:''' | ||
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'''Honorable Mention:''' | '''Honorable Mention:''' | ||
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== Wallpaper Place Holder== | == Wallpaper Place Holder== |
Revision as of 00:45, 25 June 2011
Contents
Gremlin Haiku Hijinks - Summer 2011
Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of the upcoming Tier 2 gremlin boss stratum,
The Ironclaw Munitions Factory and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants.
Details
Competition details are at the following link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071
Deadline
To be announced
Judges
Raspberry
Thebadger
Guest Judges
Prizes
The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:
- 100,000 Crowns
- A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku
Honorable Mentions Receive:
- 10,000 Crowns
Gremlin Haiku Library
All haiku WILL EVENTUALLY BE sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.
Spiral Fun-ku Outakes
The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges...
Gremlins beneath feet
Sounds of industry echo
What do they prepare?
Spy intel arrives
Radio transmits static
What beast makes that noise?
A name, "Roarmulus"
The decipher team instructs
"Needs more test subjects"
More chatter is heard
Are those shouts of volunteers?!
Knights shudder in wait
Copy-paste all day
The keys V and C wear down
All day erry day yeah!
Bumbity bump bump
A thread you should recognize
Maybe this will work
I don't know if The
Good General Patton Approves
Of Gremlins in Haven
But All I Know Is
The fastest route to The Core
Is Through The Factory
"Onwards, Knights!" Patton
would say. "The quickest way home
is through Ironworks!"
Hearing those words, I grab
my Faust and Vog Cub Suit, and
entered Ironworks
Alas, my love, it was
Not to be! A Mender came and
Shot off my poor knee!
As I lay dying, with
my last breath, I silently cursed
General Patton.
Those Gruesome Gremlins!
Their aim: Roast Snipe for Mealtimes!
Boswick, go get them!
Gremlin scorcher love
Summer heat wave danger rooms
Singed knight jumps in pond
Flogging continues
Whip, whip, work, work all day long
The slaves need a break
Slave labor Dogrock
Mumbles copy paste haiku
Need more Mountain Dew
No knights will be harmed
In the production of this...
Film at eleven
Winners TBA
Spiral Haiku Master:
- ★★★★★TBA
Honorable Mention:
- ★★★★☆TBA
- ★★★☆☆TBA
- ★★☆☆☆TBA
- ★☆☆☆☆TBA