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{{showhide|'''A'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Adderone|content=
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<br>Fill Lord Vanaduke's coffee with sewage sludge.<br>
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Leave classic "HAHA UR STOOPID" note signed with the competitors' signatures (fake, of course).<br>
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Watch the fireworks.<br>
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Profit.<br>
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{{showhide|'''B'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] BigFootM|content=
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<br>Gather all "Yesmen"<br>
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Go to Nick's office.<br>
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When he ask somebody something call him up and say YES!<br>
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Annoy him to death.<br>
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Throw pitchforks.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Biomechanika|content=
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<br>Invite higher company members to "Boss Appreciation Event".<br>
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Charge higher-up's accounts with "party expenses", for millions.<br>
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Fill large event cake with Devilites.<br>
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Offer cake.<br>
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{{showhide|'''C'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Celebren|content=
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<br>Kill Ultra Blast Cube.<br>
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Quickly insert explosive blobs in airtight little cups.<br>
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Leave in communal fridge with note:<br>
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"I made grape jell-o for everyone, enjoy! <3"<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Coneykrab|content=
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<br>Kiss feet until you get the yes-man position<br>
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Earn the complete trust of the boss<br>
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Kill him with kindness<br>
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{{showhide|'''E'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Eradicats|content=
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<br>Learn Old Management pays negative wages, no overtime<br>
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Find compromising pictures of old CEOgre on Obsidian+ (a social networking site)<br>
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....Blackmail is a powerful thing.<br>
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{{showhide|'''F'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Flists|content=
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<br>Mix Impostocube and Toxigel to make disguised laxative jelly. <br>
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Hand to the boss; watch as he runs to the bathroom over and over again!<br>
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{{showhide|'''G'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Gllang|content=
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<br>Acquire firm with loan to Krogmo.<br>
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Distribute mist tanks containing lichen slime.<br>
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Knights merge into giant slime, destroying Coliseum and Haven.<br>
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Krogmo defaults on loan. <br>
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}}
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Grittle|content=
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<br>Get your boss to leave his office<br>
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grab a few Royal minis to throw at<br>
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watch your boss' face-WAIT,<br>
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can't see his face anymore!<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Guardianknight|content=
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<br>Invite him over.<br>
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Tie him up and slice off his limbs, toes, and other things.<br>
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Proclaim your feelings about him. Feed him to the wolvers.<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|'''H'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Hachiman|content=
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<br>Go to work on saturday like everyone else,<br>
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bring radiant sun shards to office.<br>
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Be sure to wear a skolver coat.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Helloxo|content=
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<br>Convince boss to refocus the company on haze bomb production.<br>
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Watch his horrific expression when the update arrives.<br>
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Shareholders unhappy, he resigns.<br>
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}}
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}}
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{{showhide|'''I'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Itep|content=
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<br>Dress in Volcanic plate mail<br>
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Hide in Higher-ups closets<br>
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Watch them all die of heart attacks until you are CEO.<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|'''K'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Kuger|content=
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<br>Hire Trojan Assassins,<br>
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Watch from afar as the trojans rip through the offices of your enemies,<br>
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No cubical will ever be safe again!<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|'''L'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Lordofnecromancers|content=
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<br>Send e-mail with an "Oiler" virus to your boss.<br>
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Watch as flamewalls set it on fire.<br>
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Screen shows: YOU ARE FIRED!<br>
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Hear your boss scream. <br>
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{{showhide|'''N'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Narfle|content=
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<br>Nothing the boss looks forward to more than sipping on the ol’ mug of misery.<br>
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Too bad about that dark briar barrage in his cup…<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] NinjaKnight|content=
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<br>Place a Mewkat in the worker's room.<br>
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Watch them go insane as they contemplate getting a few crowns or murdering an innocent Kat.<br>
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}}
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{{showhide|'''S'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Shadownox|content=
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<br>Hack your boss' bank account.<br>
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send all his crowns to "Blast Cube" co.<br>
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give him package later<br>
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run out the room and hear the screams. :D<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Smur|content=
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<br>Pour a little sleep vial into your Boss's mug,<br>
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Sprinkle a little blaze pepper on various body parts of his,<br>
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Watch him wake up.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Sojuu|content=
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<br>Purchase a love puppy disguise<br>
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Place rocket puppy disguised as love puppy at the boss' door<br>
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Ring the doorbell and run<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Splinter|content=
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<br>Encase all the junk on you co-workers desk in Slimes<br>
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Laugh as he watches in horror as his poor desk becomes a giant Lichen Colony!<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Svsniper|content=
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<br>Give Impostocube a new disguise that looks strikingly familiar to the Pit Boss.<br>
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Watch, as Yesmen waste there time sucking up to a gelatinous blob.<br>
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{{showhide|'''V'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Vtwo|content=
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<br>Give boss Grand Faust for Birthday<br>
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Watch him die on curse<br>
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Revive to get 30% of his heat<br>
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jobless, you can play more SK now :D<br>
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{{showhide|'''W'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Wodanct|content=
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<br>Become the Yesman.<br>
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Place party button in Bossman's office when the bossman is getting coffee.<br>
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Watch the Trojan spawn and you become the new Bossman.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Wonderwaffles|content=
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<br>Wait till its boss' birthday<br>
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Give him cake with no fork<br>
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When he asks for one<br>
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Step back and throw him a pitchfork :D<br>
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{{showhide|'''X'''|content=
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Xiax|content=
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<br>Replace co-worker's office supplies with harmless plushie replicas.<br>
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Laugh as their attacks bounce harmlessly off furries invading the office.<br>
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Die horribly when furries notice you.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:Hazard Icon.png|20px]] Xuezhou|content=
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<br>Hack into bosses CPU, transfer all Crystal energy and crowns to Exotic Devilite Dancing Inc. <br>
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Send details to all employees, police,laugh like crazy!<br>
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== Winners ==
 
== Winners ==

Revision as of 02:49, 2 August 2011

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The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare is a player-run forum event. Worksign.png

Hosted by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of King Krogmo's Coliseum.

King Krogmo did not get to the top of the corporate Coliseum ladder by good looks alone!

Here's your chance to devise a deliciously evil office warfare tactic to annihilate the competition and help King Krogmo retain his corporeal Coliseum corporation from scheming underlings.

Details

In one short paragraph of 25 words or less, construct an original evil plan to annihilate, subjugate, eradicate, irradiate, prank or otherwise embarrass corporate cronies into submission. Dogrock of EoS notes the importance of short plans as long monologues give your cronies time to lob office furniture and half eaten donuts at you. Evil plan MUST be Spiral Knights themed. See TheBadger's example below.

Please keep your submission within the Spiral Knights TOS or your submission will get nuked by a GM or disqualified by the judges.

One submission only please as The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare Wiki as well as our data entry devilites may explode.

Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/18907

Eligibility

This competition is open to all knights. Only knights are eligible for prizes. Three Rings staff may tender suggestions at their own risk.

Deadline

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Judges

  • Raspberry
  • TheBadger
  • Eurydice

Judging Criteria

  • 50 points Evilness
  • 25 points Originality and creativity
  • 25 points Following details
  • -1000 points Trolling the competition or pestering the judges

Judging Phase

  • 1-3 weeks

Dependent on the volume of submissions received, real life schedules of the judges, and the few days it takes to stage and create a wallpaper of the winning entry. The wallpaper phase includes training inexperienced monsters into Academy Award actors and field testing evil office tactics on TheBadger.

Rewards

★★★★★President of Vice Receives:

  • 1500 CE Salary
  • Illustrious Wallpaper Illustration


Vice Management Receives:

  • ★★★★☆Senior Vice ~ 500 CE Salary
  • ★★★☆☆Junior Vice ~ 400 CE Salary
  • ★★☆☆☆Ad Vice ~ 300 CE Salary
  • ★☆☆☆☆De Vice ~ 200 CE Salary

Tactics for Success

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All office tactics will eventually be sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.



Winners

  • ★★★★★President of Vice (TBA)
  • ★★★★☆Senior Vice (TBA)
  • ★★★☆☆Junior Vice (TBA)
  • ★★☆☆☆Ad Vice (TBA)
  • ★☆☆☆☆De Vice (TBA)

Wallpaper

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