Unicorns and Kitties (Guild)

Hello!

This guild is created on the strong ties between Unicorns and Kitties, and all members are true to their roots, and self-label as either unicorns or kitties. We don't discriminate of course, but we don't allow unicorn or kitty haters into the guild for obvious reasons--but everyone knows there's no such thing as that. :)

Members

How to Join

There's a forum post about this here, but just find one of us online and send us a message or something, and you might just become the newest recruit of the guild! You already get positive marks just by being here. :P

Existing Members

We're a pretty social guild, and there's only a trickling inflow of recruits every now and then. Because of this, existing members generally all know each other and we only invite the most trustworthy, loyal and all-around awesome members. Only once was there an incident with another member, but they are no longer part of the guild. :)

We have members in 5*, 4*, 3*, 2* and 1*, boys and girls, young and old (not too old), so whatever you're looking for you might just find. Except sucky buttholes, because they belong in other guilds.

Gods of the Guild

This is a paragraph of text that I don't plan to write yet, but someone else can go right ahead and do so! :D It has something to do with the super awesomeness of the members who are not yet in the picture, but I bet they're totally awesome! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, text! Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consecutir something something adiscipit elit. I don't remember the rest of it, it's not even a language! lolz :<

In the Game

Most of the younger members are self-sufficient and help each other out, and the officer ranks help each other out too occasionally--for no discernable reason, there are sub-groups of the guild who always do stuff together and rarely with anyone else. This isn't intentional, it's just that they probably knew each other beforehand, and so it ends up that way.

Firestorm Citadel

As for runs, there's a heavy emphasis on FSC for the 'endgame' members--we do the clockworks almost daily, and very rarely do we do anything but FSC, and as such, we're pretty good. Newest record for defeating Vanaduke (post patch), about 4.5 minutes.

Royal Jelly Palace

Many of the newer members are at the T2 phase, and they also play several times a week, running the Jelly King (and winning, presumably). They help each other out and are now BFFs, so you might just be one of them, too!

Tier One

A new shipment of recruits has just arrived! They're newbies, but not noobies, so feel at home when you run Snarbolax with them for the first time, or help them help you gain T2 access or finally get to the boss stratum (and win). Everyone's awesome in this guild, regardless of their gear level. ;D

Etcetera

All in all we have members regularly running all over the clockworks, so whatever you're looking to run, you'll find here.

PvP

PLAYER VERSUS PLAYER

PvP is life. What was this game before PvP? If you are looking for a guild to PvP with, join this one. We're only ~#48 on the rankings due to the relatively small population, but all of us itch to do guild PvP at all hours of the day. Even now that I am typing this at work, I wish I could log in to Spiral Knights and play PvP. Current player score is ~4500, and it'd be five times that if I wasn't employed (typed by Guhnom).

Anyway, if you're looking for an awesome guild with whom you can also do guild PvP, join us and dominate with us! Still, we're much more than PvP, and would be happy to have you here--unless you're a sucky butthole or an unemployed basement dweller who wants 40 people to play with 24/7, in which case you may actually benefit from a larger guild, like the type who don't bother with wiki pages (unnamed.. ahem).

Forums/Wiki

I myself (Guhnom again) am pretty active in the wiki and forums, largely because I sit at work all day with nothing to do but mess around. It would be cool if you were a forum dweller, since I've met so few of them in my day. :< Just saying, if you're a forum dweller who stumbled upon this obscure page, you should totally write something on my talk page! And then join this guild since we'd be BFFs. :D

Recipe Wishlist

Souron has started a wikispace so you (fellow member) can post any rare recipes you're looking for. Other guild members can keep an eye out for you, then sell it to you at face value so you don't have to hunt or work the AH. Try it out! I don't know how to work that fancy thingy, so here's a nifty link to some other thing! Recipe Wishlist #2?