Gremlin Haiku Hijinks - Summer 2011
Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of the upcoming Tier 2 gremlin boss stratum,
The Ironclaw Munitions Factory and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants.
Deadline
To be announced
Judges
Raspberry
Thebadger
Guest Judges
Prizes
The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:
- 100,000 Crowns
- A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku
Honorable Mentions Receive:
Gremlin Haiku Library
All haiku WILL EVENTUALLY BE sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.
Sample Haiku by Basho
The old pond's spring song
As a new frog jumps in, SPLASH!
The sound of water
Sample Haiku By Raspberry
Gremlin scorcher love
Summer heat wave danger rooms
Singed knight jumps in pond
Armorjack
June is dry tinder.
Tier Three fires burn shyly:
In tier one decon!
Bigfootm
Gremlins in Haven.
Is it the Unbind Center?
Crazy at bazzar.
Boelens
Gremlins
Damage armor
Merchant happy
Dasparian
Crimsonite + Moonstone =
Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.
Where's my Dark Matter…
Dogrock
Munitions abound
Pyros o'er yonder training
This will not end well
Drandor
Factory means jobs!
Such as spies and guardians
Against pesky knights
Duskdash
Mender ascetics:
while clockworks turn like seasons,
hone ironclaws on spikes.
Flehrad
Gremlin axe hurt much
Knight need better equipment
Gremlin merchant smiles
Guardianknight
New Gremlin Merchants?
But I Am Inflammable
Firebreak Armor
Hirus
The twin shopkeepers
Ride a breeze to market square.
Will costs rise like sun?
Hexxy
King Tinkinzar speaks
Crimson Order battles knights
For Cradle's future.
Kalsb
Outcasts with distrust
Will they really help us out?
Emberlight Gremlins
Kilrain
Singed fur, toothy grins.
Armor smoking in silence
After thund'rous blasts.
Ozymandius
I hear gremlins shout,
Hammer and Fire! And I see,
Death falls like blossoms.
Iskender
They have run over
In order to support you
Energy only.
Tipiak
Flamelash Arena
When the fire is "broken"
Gremlin barbecue
Trojandeathlord
Ironclaws for hire!
Eligible if skilled at:
Bombs; Heals; Thwacks; Scorching.
Winners TBA
Spiral Haiku Master:
Honorable Mention:
- ★★★★☆TBA
- ★★★☆☆TBA
- ★★☆☆☆TBA
- ★☆☆☆☆TBA
Wallpaper Place Holder