The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare

The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare is a player-run forum event.

Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of King Krogmo's Coliseum.

King Krogmo did not get to the top of the corporate Coliseum ladder by good looks alone!

Here's your chance to devise a deliciously evil office warfare tactic to annihilate the competition and help King Krogmo retain his corporeal Coliseum corporation from scheming underlings.

Details

In one short paragraph of 25 words or less, construct an original evil plan to annihilate, subjugate, eradicate, irradiate, prank or otherwise embarrass corporate cronies into submission. Evil plan MUST be Spiral Knights themed. See TheBadger's example below.

Please keep your submission within the Spiral Knights TOS or your submission will get nuked by a GM or disqualified by the judges.

One submission only please as The Devilite's Guide to Office Warfare Wiki as well as our data entry devilites may explode.

Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link: (TBA)

Eligibility

This competition is open to all knights. Only knights are eligible for prizes. Three Rings staff may tender suggestions at their own risk.

Deadline

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Judges

• Raspberry
• Thebadger
• Guest Judges

Rewards

President of Vice Receives:

• CE Salary (TBA)
• Illustrious Wallpaper Illustration

Vice Management Receives:

• ★★★★☆Senior Vice ~ CE Salary (TBA)
• ★★★☆☆Junior Vice ~ CE Salary (TBA)
• ★★☆☆☆Ad Vice ~ CE Salary (TBA)
• ★☆☆☆☆De Vice ~ CE Salary (TBA)

Tactics for Success

All office tactics will eventually be sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.

Example by TheBadger

Install Quicksilver version T3 in your boss' Mac.
Watch the sparks fly when your boss launches
his Your Fired! e-mail application.

Winners

• ★★★★★President of Vice
• ★★★★☆Senior Vice (TBA)
• ★★★☆☆Junior Vice (TBA)
• ★★☆☆☆Ad Vice (TBA)
• ★☆☆☆☆De Vice (TBA)

Wallpaper