Gremlin Haiku Hijinks

Gremlins gremlins, what
y'gonna do? What y'gonna do
when they come for you?

Gremlin in the night
Wandering in the bazaar
Merchanting he likes

June is dry tinder.
Tier Three fires burn shyly:
In tier one decon!

Small dark eyes glaring
Scaly claws grasp your money
Ripped off once again

Gremlin team hurts you
You go buy from "nice" Gremlin
He was team leader

new boss, hiding foes
sneaky spies of gremlin blood
hidden, wait for you

Gremlins in Haven.
Is it the Unbind Center?
Crazy at bazzar.

Gremlins
Damage armor
Merchant happy

gremlins bizarre sale
strangers thought, will the snipes like
still give me shinies

Gremlin over there!
Draw my sword and charge right in,
just to realize that it's a merchant Gremlin.

Menders fill my woe
as the red numbers stack high
no true end in sight

a gremlin haiku?
what is this I don't even...
too busy grinding

Gremlins come to us,
In this our town of haven.
Spy cam in the Loo...

Emerging Shadows
Reveal a new villain
The outlook was grim

Crimsonite + Moonstone =
Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.
Where's my Dark Matter…

gremlin merchants here!
do they sell anything new?
just gremlin gizmo

Gremlins are coming
Unsheathe your shadow weapons
Kill the healers first

I hear them plotting
Filling Cradle with their stench
Trust gremlins? Never

More than one mender
Hammers surrounding my rear
please don't thwack me bro.

Munitions abound
Pyros o'er yonder training
This will not end well

Factory means jobs!
Such as spies and guardians
Against pesky knights

Mechanical Fiends!
Their Arcane Factory Looms!
Onwards, Knights! To Glory!

Can they be trusted
Ironclaw in our Haven
Or will we all burn?

Mender ascetics:
while clockworks turn like seasons,
hone ironclaws on spikes.

Merchant's watchful eye,
Coldly watching as knight dies
Trust them you cannot

Factory is a go!
Stay a while and listen!
Shields are wise ahead!

The Gremlin is hiding
They come to watch
Eyes open! The sale begins!

Gremlin axe hurt much
Knight need better equipment
Gremlin merchant smiles

Gremlins with big guns
Bombs, Hammers, Menders! Oh my!
I have my sword ready

No food past midnight
Not your typical mogwai
This guys no Gizmo

Redfur fix Clockworks
Redfur has broken something
Redfur needs more bombs

Gremlin bombs abound
Frenzy heats up the office
Working over knights

Annoying gremlins.
Alas, a gremlin boss comes!
I shall burn you good.

New Gremlin Merchants?
But I Am Inflammable
Firebreak Armor

Too many Gremlins!
O why did I go solo?
A mecha knight, please!

Gremlins in Haven
King Tinkinzar has to know
Traders, Spies Stay Close

King Tinkinzar speaks
Crimson Order battles knights
For Cradle's future.

The twin shopkeepers
Ride a breeze to market square.
Will costs rise like sun?

Two gremlin merchants...
They are spies! Looks like they are...
Sappin' my Haven!

Axes razor sharp
Watching re-runs on TV
Healer ahhhhhh aight.

Gremlins are so cute.
But may be spies! awww so cute...!!!
Too cute *Frogpalm* dies...

They have run over
In order to support you
Energy only.

Deep in the Clockworks
Mender fires ember bolt
Embarrassing death

Outcasts with distrust
Will they really help us out?
Emberlight Gremlins

Oh freaking Gremlins!
How can you all torch me so!?
Oh God oh God oh-

Welcome to Haven!
This Gremlin has things to sell.
"What are you buying?"

Singed fur, toothy grins.
Armor smoking in silence
After thund'rous blasts.

Gremlins aren't so tough.
I can handle guys like you.
OH GOD GUN PUPPIES

Advance scouts are here
Plotting Havens ultimate
Demise. Get ready...

Haven, Tinkinzar
Covert means intentions hide
Service knight for naught

Boom Bang Gremlins work
In second tier gather mines
Flamers smile tonight

Two shady figures
A cause for celebration?
A battle ahead

Go for the mender
So very close, casts his dome
Bounced into a mine

I hear gremlins shout,
Hammer and Fire! And I see,
Death falls like blossoms.

Rising tide of flame
shield flickers in the tempest
the others flank right

Gazing at the sky
With friends and brothers in arms
Ironclaw wins again

Sneaky Gremlin kind
Wouldn't trust them with ice cream
What are they planning?

Two Gremlins, red hair
Their masked eyes are sparkling stars
Born to sell used cars

Gremlins in Bazaar
Defective goods aplenty
Conning knights of crowns.

The smell of oil
And deconstructed world parts,
But I'm in Haven?

Gremlins? Let's take them!
"Remember last time?" you say
Oh whoops I'm on fire

Those gremlin merchants,
Don't trust them! Probaly spies
Spying in the night...

A shield of fire
The Sun's jealousy prior
White path green again

Wrenches don't kill knights.
Soon: Ironclaw factory!
Now, bullets kill knights...

Gremlins around you
Bullets come, dodge them all
Got hit by a wrench

Gremlin merchant spies
Sells poor equipment and lies
Then grins as we die.

deceit in haven
war machines rumble forward
according to plan

Gremlins have arrived.
Enter the Haven Bazaar,
They will be waiting.

Do not be afraid
These gremlins bring goods for sale
Lay down your crowns now

Six star sword, you say?!
I'll buy it! Wait… just a fake.
Need more Scam Resist...

Flamelash Arena
When the fire is "broken"
Gremlin barbecue

Ironclaws for hire!
Eligible if skilled at:
Bombs; Heals; Thwacks; Scorching.

Bazaar in the sun
Do two new merchants sell? Thwack!
The gathered snipes mourn.

To Arms fellow Knights!
New Gremlin foes have arrived
We fight for shinies!

The merchants are lies
The Ironclaws send their spies
Let's hope no-one dies

IronClaw Gremlins come
I forsee explosions
Craft fire resist gear

Charge! The Spiral Knights
Swing shiny swords at gremlin!
Then looks up at…Thwack!

Cicadas and ants,
Butterflies and the silkwings,
Crown loss and lockout!

Gremlins beneath feet
Sounds of industry echo
What do they prepare?

Spy intel arrives
Radio transmits static
What beast makes that noise?

A name, "Roarmulus"
The decipher team instructs
"Needs more test subjects"

More chatter is heard
Are those shouts of volunteers?!
Knights shudder in wait

Copy-paste all day
The keys V and C wear down
All day erry day yeah!

Bumbity bump bump
A thread you should recognize
Maybe this will work

I don't know if The
Good General Patton Approves
Of Gremlins in Haven

But All I Know Is
The fastest route to The Core
Is Through The Factory

"Onwards, Knights!" Patton
would say. "The quickest way home
is through Ironworks!"

Hearing those words, I grab
my Faust and Vog Cub Suit, and
entered Ironworks

Alas, my love, it was
Not to be! A Mender came and
Shot off my poor knee!

As I lay dying, with
my last breath, I silently cursed
General Patton.

Those Gruesome Gremlins!
Their aim: Roast Snipe for Mealtimes!
Boswick, go get them!

Haiku contest judge?
Iceni, I'd be honored!
Awaiting beauty...

Dogrock missed entries.
Griffy harasses Dogrock.
Dogrock says brain fart.

I am impressed by
Your splendid imagery and
Crazy haiku skillz

Poetry is lame
W T F is a haiku
Wikipedia

Writing a haiku
I can't think of syllables
These stupid haikus

Other Spiral Knights
Please go die in a fire
So I get your heat

Disqualify me
mine are not about gremlins
and I posted four

Yours resemble trolls
Tad uglier than gremlins
Love the zen thinking

Spiral Knights Haiku?
You can't make me make one up.
Wait, hang on. Dammit!

Xenophobia
Everywhere in this thread;
Poor gremlin merchants.

In the gloaming woods
Snarbolax awaits the knights,
Plotting their demise.

Darkfang flamers come
This floor once cold is blazing
3 caps aren't enough


Deconstruction zone
O no here we go again
Fodder for gremlins

Gremlin scorcher love
Summer heat wave danger rooms
Singed knight jumps in pond

Flogging continues
Whip, whip, work, work all day long
The slaves need a break

Slave labor Dogrock
Mumbles copy paste haiku
Need more Mountain Dew

No knights will be harmed
In the production of this...
Film at eleven

Those stupid bombers
Dropping land mines like hot cakes
Fill em' with holes, mates


Big King Tinkinzar
And his nasty gremlin crew
What you gonna do?

Here's King Tinkinzar
With his army of gremlins
Ready to destroy...

What are you sellin'?
I'll buy it at a high price!
Is that all, stranger?

Got a selection
of good things on sale, stranger!
Come back any time.

Just for fun, of course.
I love that merchant so much.
Greatest shop ever.

Mulling, pondering
intercepted transmission? Submit your haiku.

For my in game name,
My knight is known as Therring.
(I couldn't help it...)

Skelly suit, let's go
Into fiery dungeon depths
Now just skeleton :(


Wolver howl by night
Bright red eyes in the shadows
Pure white fangs flashing

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK
THWACK THWACK SINGE MEND THWACK BURN THWACK
SEAR TORCH MEND THWACK DEAD

Oh great Tinkinzar
We have brought you test subjects!
Good…*flames rise up* More!

Gremlin Merchant sells.
Gremlin Merchant sabotages.
Gremlin Thwacker wins.