Gremlin Haiku Hijinks

June is dry tinder.
Tier Three fires burn shyly:
In tier one decon!

Gremlins in Haven.
Is it the Unbind Center?
Crazy at bazzar.

Gremlins
Damage armor
Merchant happy

a gremlin haiku?
what is this I don't even...
too busy grinding

Crimsonite + Moonstone =
Mechanized Mile, Decon Zones.
Where's my Dark Matter…

I hear them plotting
Filling Cradle with their stench
Trust gremlins? Never

More than one mender
Hammers surrounding my rear
please don't thwack me bro.

Munitions abound
Pyros o'er yonder training
This will not end well

Factory means jobs!
Such as spies and guardians
Against pesky knights

Mender ascetics:
while clockworks turn like seasons,
hone ironclaws on spikes.

Gremlin axe hurt much
Knight need better equipment
Gremlin merchant smiles

No food past midnight
Not your typical mogwai
This guys no Gizmo

Redfur fix Clockworks
Redfur has broken something
Redfur needs more bombs

Gremlin bombs abound
Frenzy heats up the office
Working over knights

New Gremlin Merchants?
But I Am Inflammable
Firebreak Armor

The twin shopkeepers
Ride a breeze to market square.
Will costs rise like sun?

King Tinkinzar speaks
Crimson Order battles knights
For Cradle's future.

Two gremlin merchants...
They are spies! Looks like they are...
Sappin' my Haven!

They have run over
In order to support you
Energy only.

Deep in the Clockworks
Mender fires ember bolt
Embarrassing death

Outcasts with distrust
Will they really help us out?
Emberlight Gremlins

Oh freaking Gremlins!
How can you all torch me so!?
Oh God oh God oh-

Singed fur, toothy grins.
Armor smoking in silence
After thund'rous blasts.

Advance scouts are here
Plotting Havens ultimate
Demise. Get ready...

Two shady figures
A cause for celebration?
A battle ahead

Go for the mender
So very close, casts his dome
Bounced into a mine

I hear gremlins shout,
Hammer and Fire! And I see,
Death falls like blossoms.

Gazing at the sky
With friends and brothers in arms
Ironclaw wins again

Sneaky Gremlin kind
Wouldn't trust them with ice cream
What are they planning?

Two Gremlins, red hair
Their masked eyes are sparkling stars
Born to sell used cars

Here's King Tinkinzar
With his army of gremlins
Ready to destroy...

Gremlins around you
Bullets come, dodge them all
Got hit by a wrench

Do not be afraid
These gremlins bring goods for sale
Lay down your crowns now

Flamelash Arena
When the fire is "broken"
Gremlin barbecue

Ironclaws for hire!
Eligible if skilled at:
Bombs; Heals; Thwacks; Scorching.

IronClaw Gremlins come
I forsee explosions
Craft fire resist gear

Gremlin scorcher love
Summer heat wave danger rooms
Singed knight jumps in pond