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m (Set deadline to July 14, 2011 ... forum currently down...will add new submissions later in the day.)
(Updated the Haiku and Fun-ku from post #162 to post #182.)
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Damage armor<br>
 
Damage armor<br>
 
Merchant happy<br>
 
Merchant happy<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Boolet|content=
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<br>Gremlins are very easy<br>
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Except for Gremlin Demos<br>
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I hate them so much<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Boss-Scarmiglione|content=
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<br>Rockets, Missiles, BOOM!<br>
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Beware big towering twins,<br>
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Or face destruction.<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
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Gremlin Merchant sells him sword<br>
 
Gremlin Merchant sells him sword<br>
 
Sword breaks at first hit.<br>
 
Sword breaks at first hit.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Coolsoul|content=
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<br>Gremlins come to help,<br>
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But you see their tricky ways,<br>
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And run, run away!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
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Pyros o'er yonder training<br>
 
Pyros o'er yonder training<br>
 
This will not end well<br>
 
This will not end well<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Doom-Dude|content=
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<br>Its all about trust,<br>
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Gremlin Merchant fits or not?<br>
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Only time shall tell...<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Drakexxq|content=
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<br>Gremlins one and two<br>
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Spies or merchants, which is true?<br>
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Guess it's up to you!<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Espeonage|content=
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<br>It's the gremlin boss<br>
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mender fly; I have no gun<br>
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hijink win this time..!<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Exnem|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Exnem|content=
 
<br>Factory is a go!<br>
 
<br>Factory is a go!<br>
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They come to watch, Eyes open!<br>
 
They come to watch, Eyes open!<br>
 
The sale begins!<br>
 
The sale begins!<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] FelXaga|content=
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<br>I fix broken things<br>
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Knights like to make broken things<br>
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I make knights broken<br>
 
<br>
 
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selling, passing their free time<br>
 
selling, passing their free time<br>
 
scorching and bombing<br>
 
scorching and bombing<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kral|content=
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<br>Bark Modules tempt us.<br>
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Gun puppy or lumber boss?<br>
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We will soon find out.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kuritaro|content=
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<br>爆弾を<br>
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爆発すると<br>
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爆笑し<br>
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<br>
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Translated as:<br>
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<br>
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The Big Angry Bomb<br>
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explodes in angry constrast<br>
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as laughter explodes.<br>
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Lawlol|content=
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<br>Can't wait for new Boss<br>
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New levels, this is so cool<br>
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Too bad I can't win<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] LeJerque|content=  
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] LeJerque|content=  
 
<br>Gremlins aren't so tough.<br>
 
<br>Gremlins aren't so tough.<br>
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But so expensive... Damn them,<br>
 
But so expensive... Damn them,<br>
 
Those greedy gremlins.<br>
 
Those greedy gremlins.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Masterfang|content=
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<br>Old Gremlin Motto,<br>
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A Manual reads as such:<br>
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Dodge, Toss, Toss, Toss, Dodge!<br>
 
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<br>
 
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Radish|content=
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<br>All work and no play.<br>
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Building contructs through the night.<br>
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Built strong. Built to fight.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Redten|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Redten|content=
 
<br>Sneaky Gremlin kind<br>
 
<br>Sneaky Gremlin kind<br>
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Defective goods aplenty<br>
 
Defective goods aplenty<br>
 
Conning knights of crowns.<br>
 
Conning knights of crowns.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Riot-Creator|content=
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<br>Mysterious place,<br>
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Darkness lurks every corner,<br>
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No light exists here.<br>
 
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<br>
 
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"Remember last time?" you say<br>
 
"Remember last time?" you say<br>
 
Oh whoops I'm on fire<br>
 
Oh whoops I'm on fire<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Scissoleo|content=
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<br>Sounds of Tinkering<br>
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Bulky Metal Canines Rise<br>
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Endless Projectiles<br>
 
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Soon: Ironclaw factory!<br>
 
Soon: Ironclaw factory!<br>
 
Now, bullets kill knights...<br>
 
Now, bullets kill knights...<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Snipeh|content=
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<br>Factory today<br>
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Rockets from the darkness fly<br>
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I hold X and pray<br>
 
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<br>
 
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Teferi|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Teferi|content=
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<br>Clockworks hum behind<br>
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<br>Explosion echoes<br>
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patter of feet, Gremlin laughs.<br>
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Another wave of Rockets.<br>
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See you soon Haven.<br>
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They had to make two...<br>
 
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Wfawwer|content=
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<br>Useless Archeron.<br>
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Roarmulus Epilepsy<br>
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Burning Computer<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Whitelancer|content=
 
<br>Brave knights be ready<br>
 
<br>Brave knights be ready<br>
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Everywhere in this thread;<br>
 
Everywhere in this thread;<br>
 
Poor gremlin merchants.<br>
 
Poor gremlin merchants.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kral|content=
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<br>Lots of explosions?<br>
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Michael Bay must be down there<br>
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In the gremlin forge<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Kuritaro|content=
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<br>The bomb is now set<br>
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like the mirthful smile I wear<br>
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what a blast this is!<br>
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<br>
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Scheming, "Love" Puppy<br>
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finds reverse psychology,<br>
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the cruelest technique<br>
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<br>
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Though we covet coin,<br>
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you can keep your gold monsters.<br>
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No thank you, we say<br>
 
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O no here we go again<br>
 
O no here we go again<br>
 
Fodder for gremlins<br>
 
Fodder for gremlins<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Radish|content=
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<br>Clockworks tick as we<br>
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tow the pieces of machine.<br>
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Our hands bring forth life!<br>
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<br>
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Blood, oil, sweat, and tears.<br>
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Crafting, building, filled with fears.<br>
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Fighting for our lives.<br>
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<br>
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Menders, please spread out!<br>
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Bombers, run around and shout!<br>
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Go forth! Have no doubt!<br>
 
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Submit your haiku.<br>
 
Submit your haiku.<br>
 
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Teferi|content=
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<br>Clockworks hum behind<br>
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patter of feet, Gremlin laughs.<br>
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See you soon Haven.<br>
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{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Therring|content=
 
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Therring|content=

Revision as of 00:35, 8 July 2011

Gremlin Haiku Poster.jpg

The player-run Gremlin Haiku Hijinks is a forum event taking place during Summer 2011. Worksign.png

Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of the upcoming Tier 2 gremlin boss stratum,
The Ironclaw Munitions Factory and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants.

Details

Competition details are at the following link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071

Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link or Spiral Knights facebook link: http://www.facebook.com/SpiralKnights

Deadline

July 14, 2011 11:59PM Central (GMT-5)

Judges

  • Raspberry
  • Thebadger
  • Guest Judges

Prizes

The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:

  • 100,000 Crowns
  • A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku

Honorable Mentions Receive:

  • 10,000 Crowns

Gremlin Haiku Library

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All haiku will eventually be sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.


Spiral Fun-ku Outtakes

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The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges...

Winners

Spiral Haiku Master:

  • ★★★★★TBA


Honorable Mention:

  • ★★★★☆TBA
  • ★★★☆☆TBA
  • ★★☆☆☆TBA
  • ★☆☆☆☆TBA

Wallpaper

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