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− | The player-run '''Gremlin Haiku Hijinks''' is a forum event | + | The player-run '''Gremlin Haiku Hijinks''' is a forum event from the Summer of 2011. |
− | + | <br><br> | |
− | + | Sponsored by the '''Obsidian Guild''' to herald the arrival of '''The Ironclaw Munitions Factory''',<br> | |
− | Sponsored by the '''Obsidian Guild''' to herald the arrival of | + | and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants '''Punch''' and '''Vise.'''<br> |
− | '''The Ironclaw Munitions Factory''' and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants.<br> | + | |
== Details == | == Details == | ||
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== Deadline == | == Deadline == | ||
− | '''July 14, 2011 11:59PM Central (GMT-5)''' | + | '''July 14, 2011 11:59PM Central (GMT-5)''' -CLOSED-<br> |
== Judges == | == Judges == | ||
*'''Raspberry''' | *'''Raspberry''' | ||
*'''Thebadger''' | *'''Thebadger''' | ||
− | *''' | + | *'''Eurydice''' |
== Prizes == | == Prizes == | ||
'''The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:''' | '''The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:''' | ||
*100,000 Crowns | *100,000 Crowns | ||
+ | *1000 CE | ||
*A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku | *A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku | ||
'''Honorable Mentions Receive:''' | '''Honorable Mentions Receive:''' | ||
− | * | + | *15,000 Crowns |
== Gremlin Haiku Library == | == Gremlin Haiku Library == | ||
[[File:Gremlibrarian.png|200px|right]] | [[File:Gremlibrarian.png|200px|right]] | ||
− | + | The haiku are sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter. | |
{{showhide|A|content= | {{showhide|A|content= | ||
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Agger|content= | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Agger|content= | ||
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Wandering in the bazaar<br> | Wandering in the bazaar<br> | ||
Merchanting he likes<br> | Merchanting he likes<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Amethyzt|content= | ||
+ | <br>We stand together!<br> | ||
+ | Their hatred burns very hot!<br> | ||
+ | Knights of Haven go!!!<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] | + | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Bomb-Blaster|content= |
− | <br> | + | <br>More and more missiles,<br> |
− | + | Flash...and the big puppies come,<br> | |
− | + | The battle begins!<br> | |
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Alas, a gremlin boss comes!<br> | Alas, a gremlin boss comes!<br> | ||
I shall burn you good.<br> | I shall burn you good.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Grittle|content= | ||
+ | <br>when gremlins are dead<br> | ||
+ | they turn into small kittens<br> | ||
+ | they are sinister<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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selling, passing their free time<br> | selling, passing their free time<br> | ||
scorching and bombing<br> | scorching and bombing<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Knightydood|content= | ||
+ | <br>Crafty Scorcher pair<br> | ||
+ | Now the Bazaar is aflame!<br> | ||
+ | A fire sale<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Knightlancer|content= | ||
+ | <br>Burn Haven they say?<br> | ||
+ | The Twin Roarmulus awaits!<br> | ||
+ | Things just got hotter!<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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I can handle guys like you.<br> | I can handle guys like you.<br> | ||
OH GOD GUN PUPPIES<br> | OH GOD GUN PUPPIES<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Lhykos|content= | ||
+ | <br>From fog, Twins emerge<br> | ||
+ | Roaring, missiles and bullets<br> | ||
+ | Air becomes as death<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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With friends and brothers in arms<br> | With friends and brothers in arms<br> | ||
Ironclaw wins again<br> | Ironclaw wins again<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Prisega|content= | ||
+ | <br>The Roarmulus Twins<br> | ||
+ | Our Knights have defeated them<br> | ||
+ | Angered Gremlins come<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Providence|content= | ||
+ | <br>Acrid smell of oil;<br> | ||
+ | Twin hounds bereft of mercy:<br> | ||
+ | Leave me alone, jerks.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Pula|content= | ||
+ | <br>Missiles everywhere!<br> | ||
+ | The summer sun shines above.<br> | ||
+ | Knights, we shall prevail!<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Don't trust them! Probaly spies<br> | Don't trust them! Probaly spies<br> | ||
Spying in the night...<br> | Spying in the night...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Silfrith|content= | ||
+ | <br>Mechanics is all<br> | ||
+ | Gremlins enjoy to work hard<br> | ||
+ | Hunting alien knights<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Another wave of Rockets.<br> | Another wave of Rockets.<br> | ||
They had to make two...<br> | They had to make two...<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Tetrino|content= | ||
+ | <br>Past countless missiles<br> | ||
+ | Prepared to strike down the twins<br> | ||
+ | Oh god lag I'm dead<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Enter the Haven Bazaar,<Br> | Enter the Haven Bazaar,<Br> | ||
They will be waiting.<br> | They will be waiting.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] The-Unbeatable|content= | ||
+ | <br>Where two gremlins twine:<br> | ||
+ | A place sublime and divine,<br> | ||
+ | What is to occur?<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] thezeronumber|content= | ||
+ | <br>With shady conduct,<br> | ||
+ | "View our wares, curious one"<br> | ||
+ | The sly Gremlins snarl.<br> | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
}} | }} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
{{showhide|W|content= | {{showhide|W|content= | ||
+ | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Watchey|content= | ||
+ | <br>Gremlins more than one,<br> | ||
+ | Spies or not which is to trust?<br> | ||
+ | Guess its up to us!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | }} | ||
{{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Wfawwer|content= | {{showhide|[[File:20px-Icon-Haiku.png|20px]] Wfawwer|content= | ||
<br>Useless Archeron.<br> | <br>Useless Archeron.<br> | ||
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== Winners == | == Winners == | ||
'''Spiral Haiku Master:''' | '''Spiral Haiku Master:''' | ||
− | *{{star|5|color=6cb0b9}}''' | + | *{{star|5|color=6cb0b9}}'''Ozymandius''' |
<br> | <br> | ||
'''Honorable Mention:''' | '''Honorable Mention:''' | ||
− | *{{star|4|color=6cb0b9}}''' | + | *{{star|4|color=6cb0b9}}'''Katmint''' |
− | *{{star|3|color=6cb0b9}}''' | + | *{{star|3|color=6cb0b9}}'''Tantarian''' |
− | *{{star|2|color=6cb0b9}}''' | + | *{{star|2|color=6cb0b9}}'''Providence''' |
− | *{{star|1|color=6cb0b9}}''' | + | *{{star|1|color=6cb0b9}}'''Brysonic''' |
=== Wallpaper === | === Wallpaper === | ||
− | [[File: | + | [[File:Death_Blossoms.png|450px]] |
[[Category:Player-run events]] | [[Category:Player-run events]] |
Latest revision as of 12:24, 3 September 2012
The player-run Gremlin Haiku Hijinks is a forum event from the Summer of 2011.
Sponsored by the Obsidian Guild to herald the arrival of The Ironclaw Munitions Factory,
and the arrival of 2 new gremlin spies...derp...merchants Punch and Vise.
Contents
Details
Competition details are at the following link: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/12071
Entries are only accepted through the official Spiral Knights forum link or Spiral Knights facebook link: http://www.facebook.com/SpiralKnights
Deadline
July 14, 2011 11:59PM Central (GMT-5) -CLOSED-
Judges
- Raspberry
- Thebadger
- Eurydice
Prizes
The Spiral Haiku Master Receives:
- 100,000 Crowns
- 1000 CE
- A Wallpaper Honoring the Winning Haiku
Honorable Mentions Receive:
- 15,000 Crowns
Gremlin Haiku Library
The haiku are sorted alphabetically by the IGN(or forum name, if IGN wasn't given) of the submitter.
Spiral Fun-ku Outtakes
The entire Spiral Community had fun tossing non-competition haiku, including staff and judges...
Gremlins beneath feet
Sounds of industry echo
What do they prepare?
Spy intel arrives
Radio transmits static
What beast makes that noise?
A name, "Roarmulus"
The decipher team instructs
"Needs more test subjects"
More chatter is heard
Are those shouts of volunteers?!
Knights shudder in wait
Copy-paste all day
The keys V and C wear down
All day erry day yeah!
Bumbity bump bump
A thread you should recognize
Maybe this will work
I don't know if The
Good General Patton Approves
Of Gremlins in Haven
But All I Know Is
The fastest route to The Core
Is Through The Factory
"Onwards, Knights!" Patton
would say. "The quickest way home
is through Ironworks!"
Hearing those words, I grab
my Faust and Vog Cub Suit, and
entered Ironworks
Alas, my love, it was
Not to be! A Mender came and
Shot off my poor knee!
As I lay dying, with
my last breath, I silently cursed
General Patton.
Those Gruesome Gremlins!
Their aim: Roast Snipe for Mealtimes!
Boswick, go get them!
Sell me some ammo
Please new merchant, sell me some!
I need it so bad
Wait, what’s what? Oh no!
Your face is no Stranger, no!
Gremlins all around!
Why - how - are they here
Are we dead? Not yet, not yet
Tenderfoot friendly
What is this surprise?
Gremlin good, Gremlin bad, or
Gremlin spy backstab?
Ironclaw or Darkfang?
A Thwack-mend-scorcher gangbang?
Die with demo bang!
Gremlin scorcher love
Summer heat wave danger rooms
Singed knight jumps in pond
Flogging continues
Whip, whip, work, work all day long
The slaves need a break
Slave labor Dogrock
Mumbles copy paste haiku
Need more Mountain Dew
No knights will be harmed
In the production of this...
Film at eleven
Winners
Spiral Haiku Master:
- ★★★★★Ozymandius
Honorable Mention:
- ★★★★☆Katmint
- ★★★☆☆Tantarian
- ★★☆☆☆Providence
- ★☆☆☆☆Brysonic